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>Living nightmare: Navajo boy stares at his sister's tiny coffin days after 'kidnapper spared him but stripped her naked and beat her to death with a crowbar'
>Funeral of murdered Navajo girl Ashlynne Mike, nine, was held on Friday at Farmington Civic Centre, New Mexico
>Her brother, Ian Mike, and Ashlynne were lured into a stranger's van and driven into the desert, say the FBI
>Tom Begaye Jr, 27, allegedly stripped her naked & killed her with a crowbar but spared her brother
>Investigators say he has admitted kidnapping Ashlynne with the intention of having sex with her before killing her
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577510/Thousands-mourn-funeral-kidnapped-Navajo-girl.html
This is why we need Trump.
ASAP.
MAGA.
Do you think this is reddit? We don't up vote random articles here.
>>28395180
That navaho boy looks like the average fat mexican women in my neighborhood
Why do normies say we are in control of our lives?
Because they are ignorant to the way the world works. They think life is fun and that they're along for the ride, while we struggle and barely manage to keep our heads above water for a life that's barely livable compared to Chad's
>>28395138
Internal and External locus of control
>>28395138
In a way you are. If you're are unhappy with your life but refuse to change that is -your- decision. Your very thoughts and emotions will have a large impact on how you lead your life. In a way you're not as you can be completely fucked over by your environment.
>mid high school
>get kicked in the balls by a girl 'because she was dared to'
>literally in agony --barely able to stand
>crowd gathers to mock me
>kick her moderately hard in the cunt as a snap reaction
>she falls to the ground screaming like she is giving birth or something
>"the fuck?"
>turns out that i kicked a badly fitting tampon into her cervix
>teacher comes and drags me into detention
>i get into trouble for it and she doesn't
fucking girls
every time
But you still think it was worth it, right?
>>28395117
>>turns out that i kicked a badly fitting tampon into her cervix
Wut, how does that even work?
>>28395117
Good job, you stood up to feminism.
In 5 hours I am going to be in a car with my friend and a GIRL. She makes the spaghetti drop out of my pockets like nothing else.
This was unplanned, she was not supposed to come with us, and I am not prepared.
How do I not sperg out and make a proper autist of myself in front of this semen demon?
>>28395044
drop your meme vocabulary
reevaluate your life
Just bee yerself
>>28395227
Rude
Oregano
>you will never own a Suzuki B-King along with an outfit and helmet that compliment the bike's aesthetics
>>28394998
Crossing a river on a bridge made of jew corpses
do you fags even dream?
>>28395062
If I had a lot of money I'd have so many fucking cars
So yeah
>/soc/ rated me 8/10
m-maybe I can escape this hell and get a gf
>tfw got rated a 6/10, better then nothing i suppose.
Especially being a slav
>>28395056
Bumped at least one point for your killer squat and track suit.
>>28394986
I've been rated a 3 through 9
It means nothing
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDDDDDDDDD
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDDDDDDDDDDDD
I WANNA HOLD YOUR ORIGINALU HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>28394978
Who's hand You want to hold..?
And could You please say why would You desire that.
>>28395179
hand holding is hot
>>28394978
First song I ever learned to play. Used to think of my crush while I played it. I saw her yesterday. She said she hadn't seen me in a long time. I agreed.
>Thanks for picking me up after school, anon!
>>28394957
>"N-no problem, kiddo"
>"Hey, say we get some ice cream h-hehe"
>>28394957
>No randoset
DO NOT WANT
>Who are you?
>How can I contact your owner?
In every 80s and early-mid-90s movie where the protagonist is a wimpy kid, or has a wimpy friend, who have to deal with a bully, the bully always does this move where he takes on hand, grabs a kid by the shirt at the neck, cocks his arm back slowly, says something like "You're dead meat!" and then punches his lights out.
It seems unavoidable as we're never shown a protagonist getting out of it without someone intervening. So how exactly do you defend yourself against this move (shirt grab punch)?
>>28394932
Roll around like an alligator and the psychics and forces will force his fingers to let go.
>>28394932
Who cares ? We are all adults here- no one has to fight anymore.
>>28394932
you just need to punch his face
You want gf, friend, sex.
I'm sorry but you are just jealous.
Robot don't want that
>>28394839
What is a robot. Care to define it?
I'm not salty, I have all that.
4 years ago I had nothing and thought that The System (normies) is holding me down, kinda like a nigger would think that THE MAN is against him when in reality you're holding yourself down.
>>28395066
>when in reality you're holding yourself down.
What do you mean by this? Please elaborate.
Reminder that you share a board with attention whores like pic related.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/59kgvixGpUzLL4qTWIP1CQ/
>>28394836
>implying I ever participate in those threads
Not sure why you're so bothered about some literal who
>>28394836
>that feel when nobody will ever find you attractive
>>28394875
christ, how much of a fag can you be
GUYS LOOK I'M SOOO CRAAYYZEEE
>watch superhero movie
>everyone getting excited, laughing, having fun
>all it does I'd depress me
>the characters just remind me that I'm not smart, strong, or talented
>tfw I will never amount to anything of worth
>tfw can't even become a fireman so I can never be a hero
>>28394809
Its always about you you you isnt it. Even being a fireman. Its not so you can help others its so YOU can be the hero. Trying living less selfishly, you might enjoy it. It would certainly be a change from your usual miserable routine.
it isnt terrible to want to be noticed
>>28394843
what the fuck do you know about living less selfishly
Why don't you get mega /fit/ (use roids if you have to), AND wear a chain necklace?
Women like guys who look like complete douches.
>>28394782
I hate eating, chewing, cooking, digesting and pooing
men wearing jewellery should be fined and it should be confiscated
>>28394782
looks like my bf desu :^)im a gril btw
Girls are so cute even their assholes are adorable.
Truly the most intimate part of the female body
boy assholes are cuter
>>28394758
No way. Only the most femme cute boys, and trannies. Average guys have terrible asses and terrible assholes.
Literally girls have much cuter assholes.
This qt was a member of Heaven's Gate, the cult that committed mass suicide in 1997.
https://youtu.be/wdGXDQ_8bSA?t=2220
>you will never, EVER escape your shitty human body and board a UFO with her to travel to a higher level of existence
:(
I see you like em a bit boyish
>her
Nice one, O.P.
>going through old photo album
>see a picture of me and aunt with hale bob in the background
>tfw no ufo
It was all for nothing senpai, she's dead
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