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It's becoming more and more common for girls to have sex with their dogs, what do you think about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY
Rather fuck a girl whose fucked a dog than a nigger
>>28400883
What about a nigger dog?
>>28399979
There is no way the chick in that video isn't inbred/mentally handicapped. Look at her face and listen to how she talks.
Hell, she even gives the same reason twice and it boils down to the fact that because BARBARIANS sometimes did it THOUSANDS OF FUCKING YEARS AGO.
>Tfw no steam bf to tease and bully me while masturbating together
>>28399912
fucking faggot
original
>Bully meme
Sounds like alot shitposting to me desu
>>28400243
Special (You) for posting befor me
look, another thread that will be full of disgusting lying assholes
>>28400256
silly
How do I upvote here? :)
its ki9nda like funnyjjunk, but you ggotta use text commands like /thuumbsup and /favv
:)))
>>28400887
>>28399910
Can l suck your dicks?
like this, anon
*unzips dick*
i'm asian with a 4 inch pencil dick how do i get a girlfriend like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmJA3ykEPWM
if you're rich enough you can snatch an eastern european trophy wife who may look like that
swallow the skull of elliot rodger
bathe in the waters of the hyperborean sunwell
paint your whole face black
get penis enlargement surgery
start talking like you are lobotomised
Why haven't you got an asian gf yet robot?
>inb4 my son will be a self hating hapa psycho
Just get a white egg cell donor if you want to procreate with her, or alternatively only make daughters.
don't racemix.
aidsnakdlsnadbu
>>28399778
>only make daughters
It doesn't work like that
>>28399778
It is hilarious how you post a PUA artist trying to sell a product when are hundreds of PUA artists doing the same with White girls in the West (like below)
https://www.youtube.com/user/SquattinCassanova
what is your opinion of women who are handy?
would you want your gf to be able to use basic tools?
>>28399692
Why not?
Is that woman really small or is that wrench really big?
>>28399692
>basic tools?
any human should be able to use those
that's like our whole gimmick
>>28399692
I'm not handy, but it's a plus. I can have my gf build me a shed and shit.
>>28399782
looks like a leprechaun to me 2bh
>I want you to know,He's not coming back
>if you'd been a dog
>they would've drowned you at biirth
>look into my eyes,
>I'm not coming back
4357ygj34hy84325ygf743hg54blox
well he started it by saying he wanted to pop me in the face.
before that i was trying to explain why he was wrong.
If I were to go out to a bar tonight how would I go about bringing a girl home to fuck?
>tfw I'm asking the wrong board
>>28399611
You have to look good first. If girls rate you 8-9/10 then you have a shot, unless you plan on picking up the local barslut who has taken all the regulars. Alcohol impairs judgement, act confident and pretend you're deep, play it slick, and you might get a better rating. But most of it is all looks. If you look like shit nobody is going to be interested.
>>28399611
Tbh you have to go to a bar with a friend. Get you talking, keep the beer and laughs flowing. Then you chat up a girl.
Going by yourself will just have you looking like the depressed drunk old guy.
But if you dare go alone, you'll want 3-4 drinks in advance of going, and do another drink at the bar. Find a girl that's smiling or laughing and just jump in the conversation with lies and bullshit. Say you went to Italy or Greece or some exotic place.
>tfw just 10 more full days of highschool/school left
>tfw chance for a fresh new start
If you want to have any chance at a better life, leave this fucking place RIGHT NOW and never come back.
I'm a college dropout and Neet and coming here every day contributed to my failure.
>>28399544
/r9k/ is cancer. Run.
Don't listen to these people. Come here everyday for the rest of your life, it's very beneficial to your mental wellbeing
Who /cookingandeatingfromthesamepanforweeks/ here?
If by "cooking" you mean having sex with and by "pan" you mean your mom, yeah. Not just weeks, months even.
>>28399534
Do the fucking dishes you bum
>>28399701
They've been sitting in the sink for like a month, I don't want to.
>tfw no one to hug
I'm snapping
The pressure is too much
I'm going to explode, and when I do I will be impossible to put back together
>>28399531
Whats with all the hug threads lately?
>>28399531
well then do you mind if i hug you little anon?
>>28399648
it's nice, comfy, and people desperately need human contact
>>28399648
skin contact is comforting to mammals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNBEhzjg8I
you need to know and feel the hatred that i hold towards you "fembots" and normalfags infesting my board..
You need to know how brutally beaten up you wouldve been irl
You need to know how much hatred i have towards every single one of you
>>28399505
a lot of these posts are useless since 90% of the normies on this board don't think they are normies, and don't think this is directed at them
>>28399505
The face on the right is more attractive, but I can't really pinpoint what it is exactly.
>>28399505
>towards
good thing irl you are an autistic coward. and normies and girls walk by you everyday.
>People yelling in the house
>Take Xanax
>Everything stops hurting
Why didn't anyone tell me about this sooner?
>>28399316
The problem is getting off.
Drug thread?
>drug of choice
>best/worst experience ever
>any addictions?
>>28399333
I only took .5mg. I've tried higher doses in the past and it just made me fall asleep with a hangover after.
I made a new character and just go around and battle scum.
>tfw warband has an actually fun combat system
I was addicted as fuck to M&B up until recently. I briefly played the vanilla game and tried several mods, but the Gekokujo mod I found very early on and I pretty much exclusively played that. It took me a while, but becoming extremely overpowered and rich and able to take on massive amounts of troops with only a small number of my own, taking over entire cities like nothing, I eventually conquered Japan under the Tokugawa clan, then started my own clan and had fun retaking all the castles and cities from before and steamrolling an entire clan solo until I got bored.
Would recommend.
>>28399408
>>28399313
Tell me stories about M&B, bros.
Join my napoleonic wars regiment :^)
Why can't I go back in time to 1998? Things seemed better back then
>>28399260
Saw these guys a few months ago. I felt 12 again
>>28399260
1992 was the best year. I want to live in it eternally.
>>28399260
The late 90's were basically the last time it felt really good to be alive.
>autotune not yet invented, radio still played actual music
>internet still new and exciting and starting to get really good
>nintendo and rare at their peak, never so exciting to be a console gamer
>no iphone/facebook/tinder, women weren't yet turbosluts, still possible to get a date
>biggest political worry was whether or not the president had shagged an intern
Everything changed after 9/11. It's been downhill ever since.
