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I am now one week sober, feels fucking amazing.
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Good job anon, the feeling of sobriety is truly amazing in the first few weeks.

It gets real dark after that and you start to remember why you self medicated in the first place, but enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>28400519
Keep it up my man, you can do this

Here's a cute anime grill
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I am now 6 hours sober and will be changing that shortly

I BELIEVE IN YOU AND YOU ARE ALL AMAZING AND I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT YOU ALL
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>/lyg/ - Lying General
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>>28400476
Give it up. If they don't contribute to society, what's the point in saving them if they're just another mouth to feed? If they raised their kids at home or provided enjoyment to others, that would be one thing, but they are just burdens to others.

Their one contribution would be to end their hungry mouths.
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Thanks but I still hate myself

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What are the similarities and differences between an /r9k/ and /pol/ user? Which is better?
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/r9k/ is the lonely self-contained kid you never expect to be violent
/pol/ is the loud brash kid who everyone expects violence from.

The true irony is more /r9k/ users have probably killed more than /pol/
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>>28400408
being a /r9k/ and /pol/ crossboarder is suffering
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> /pol/ - blame black, jews, and marxists
> /r9k/ - blame women, chad, and feminists

If there's a board on this site with a mentality to strive for, it's /diy/.

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>be me
>always fat kid bullied through high school
>decide to ignore bullies and spend my time studying to make something of myself
>become engineer and get in decent shape
>get a job at a bulge bracket investment bank in london
>get the nicest girlfriend, way out of my league
>now earn more than all those cunts mocking me in high school ever will and have a hotter girlfriend than any of them
>thought I'd be happy having all this but still feel empty inside
what to do?
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>>28400307
your past-time and life was dedicated to proving them wrong and now you have, you have nothing.

your problem OP is that you're not indulging in hobbies that are now opportunally available to do with your income. Spend all the money on you and your GF doing what you wanted to do before you got bullied. Unless you're a fucking communist in which case fuck off.
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>>28400307
She probably doesn't love you, she only wants your money you idiot.Stop being so naive
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>>28400307
its nice of your gf to settle for you!!

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It's so funny starting arguments on here with you people. You get so extremely triggered over the stupidest shit.
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>>28400294

Probably.

That looks like a delicious lollypop in his wrapper.

They had those in feudal japan?

That's fuckin dope
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>>28400352
No, it's a strategist fan. Samurai commanders wave it different ways to signal their armies. It does look like a lollipop though and now I can't unsee it.
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>>28400294
is that a fucking non-animu samurai?

you fucking historic normie get off my board

rooooo

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ITT: Genuine femanons provide useful advice to robots.

A lot of you morons wonder why girls don't notice you. You can dress yourself up however you like or work out, but its more about how you carry yourself.

I bet most of you do the virgin walk. You shuffle your feet like a zombie and walk with an arched back and your shoulders forwards of your head. This is a 99% certain way to know if a guy is a virgin.

Please walk with more confidence, stand up straight, it'll even make you manlets look a little taller.

Also, yes, we do care about your height and no 4" is not big enough.
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buzz off roastie, shoo shoo
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>>28400287
Are there girls who can deal with clingy insecure guys
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>>28400364
Probably, but most of them no. We want to feel safe.

What do people do for fun when they're all alone and have no friends? It's Saturday night and I feel like I should be out somewhere...
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>>28400284

>read
>watch tv or a movie
>listen to music
>shitpost on 4chan
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I study real analysis
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>>28400284
>It's Saturday night and I feel like I should be out somewhere...
You fell for the meme?

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How often do you guys get off
>every 2 weeks
And how often do you think a normal person should get off
>every 3 days
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>>28400268
>Multiple Times a day
:(
>Once every 3 days
3 days sounds fine
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>>28400289
How anon after a good nut I feel Ashamed and guilty not to mention tired and dirty. How can you literally feel horny and cum that many times
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I have an orgasm maybe 2-3 times a month. I'm too depressed to fap and it fucking sucks.

I imagine most people fap almost daily.

>What did you just say about Islam, you racist piece of shit?
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>>28400198
Islam isn't a race, faggot
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>>28400198
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
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Race isn't a Islam, faggot

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ITT times people forced you to do normie things

>mom's new boyfriend wants to take me to the movies
>say I don't like the movie theater
>he says I need to get out of the house anyway
>he uses a mean voice so I decide not to talk to him for the day
>still have to go with him anyway
>he tries to talk to me before the movie starts
>stay silent and look at the ground until he shuts up
>movie starts, the screen is too bright and it hurts my eyes
>get really anxious so I sneak out of the theater to go to the lobby
>go up againt the wall and put my forehead against it to calm myself down
>someone shakes my shoulder and asks if I'm okay
>start hitting him and screaming as I automatically do whenever someone touches me
>he starts calling me names and a theater worker tells me to leave so I do
>try to run home, but get tired
>see a picnic table at a park and crawl under it
>people keep bothering me under there so I bark at them to make them leave
>with everyone gone, feel safe and cozy and take a nap
>when I wake up my mom and her new boyfriend is there
>they tell me to get out from under the park bench
>still in my silent mood and don't want to talk to them
>mom promises me McDonalds if I come out so I do
>tfw they just drive me straight home without getting McDonalds
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>>28400174
>be a kid
>mom forces me to socialize with neighborhood kids
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>be a kid
>forced to go on vacation and summer camps
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My mother never forced me to do any normie things as a child and enabled my ineptitude. She basically didn't parent me at all and I blame her for 90% of what's wrong with me.

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>tfw no mandalore bf
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>tfw qt mad bf
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if you would post in my male equivalent thread that would be great

wefgeraszgwa
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>>28400151
Thanks, Doc.

JEDI TEMPLE STATUS:
[_] NOT SACKED
[X] SACKED

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So I just got the call that my grandma died robots.

I didn't really know her well, since she lived across the country. She was also kind of an old racist. I remember when she spent half of my visit as a kid complaining about "that damn nigger president".

I guess I don't really feel that bad, but I don't really know how to act around my parents, and especially my dad, since it was his mom.

So there goes my last grandparent guys.

Anyone have any good grandparent stories?
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>>28400131

just be glad you weren't there to actual watch her in her last moments

shit sucks
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Unfortunately all the people who still see blacks for what they are are dying.
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>>28400131
Fuck off. The rest of your family should die off for being pathetic enough to tolerate your life.

Jump off a bridge.

So toby turner has not uploaded in weeks? Anyone know why?
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Probably fucking some kid
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>>28400114
Women ruin everything
Original shit
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>>28400114
Probably cringed too hard after remembering that song about cheese or whatever it was

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I just failed nofap again. I don't want to masturbate anymore. I want to get rid of all my sexual desire. It's disgusting.

Nofap doesn't even change anything. I'm still miserable. I'm still a failure. No increased confidence or motivation or anything.

Should I keep trying? Should I give up? My life is a mess and not touching my dick is probably not gonna fix it.
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>>28400108
>turn off your internet
That's how you do it
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don't force it either way or it'll stress the hell out of you

if you feel like fapping just fap, just sort of try to not do it as much
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>>28400108
>try hold out nofap
>week so far
>dasitmane
>weather starts beibg summery past days
>stuffed trains with sweaty woman wearing pic related literally everywhere

I HATE YOU FUCKING CUNTS SO MUCH FUCK YOU RRRREEEEIIIIII

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>This is the guy your crush dreams about
>Even if you manage to get a girlfriend she'd rather have one of thees guys
>No matter what you do, you'll never compare to these guys.
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>>28400099
>This is the girl your crush dreams about
>Even if you manage to get a boyfriend he'd rather have one of thees girls
>No matter what you do, you'll never compare to these girls.
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You could always start working out. Yeah if you're fugly it won't help much but that's how nature works.
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I've accepted this fact and moved on

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