I'm so sick of fucking bitches, stacies and fucking succubi. I was chatting to this one lovely girl from interpals who I had quite liked. I had chatted her for about 1 month, speaking her language too to impress her. Then I ask her for her facebook so we can chat easier then she says she wont add me. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU VAPID STUPID CUNT WHORE. I didn't want to FUCK you or anything, I wanted to chat to you on a platform with provides much more ease, you DUMB CUNT. WHy are females like this? Why are they so scummy? Why the fuck do they always get insulted when I ask...
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maybe cause they dont want to associate with you? you claim to not want to fuck them when it's very clear thats complete bullshit. you're a guy, you want to fuck them.
i love watching the evolution of this place. soon tm to be a lithuanian misogynist enthusiast board.
>>28414189
If I wanted to fuck them, why would I message people from the other side of the planet? It would be far more logical to buy a hooker or chat up locals on tinder or okc. Fucks sake I just wanted a friend from another country. FUCKING HELL, you fucking flamers twist everyones words.
>tfw pepe minus the intelligence
this one hurts the most:
>Bitterness has eaten up his once good personality
I don't know how other people felt about me but I use to not be so cynical and I use to be happy
I use to talk to people and try my best to support them (however poorly that may have gone)
now I can barely stand I be around anyone
>>28414101
wojak
>all of the left side points
>tfw I fell for the stem meme
>currently no drive at all to do anything
>have the same work ethic as highschool, maybe even worse
>play vidya ever single day, even MORE then I did in highschool
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>>28414153
>goes to uni
>not a normalfag
>uses a trip
>not a normalfag
But you're the tulpa guy so you have to some kind of mental problems to even create such a thing so I'll give you a pass.
Pepe
>Full of regrets and shame
Yes
>Misogynist and/or racist
Definitely the first, and the second to a degree
>Cynical, bitter, angsty personality
Yep
>Has depression and disorders such as Bi-Polar
Bi-Polar
>Lives with parents
Only one not true
>Intelligent but lazy
Definitely
>Bitterness as eaten up his once good personality
I...
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>Peeing
>A few blobs of semen ooze out at the end
The fuck?
Did you jerk off beforehand?
>>28414494
Nope, and I pissed multiple times since I last did. It had a weird, glue-like consistency too. Am I going to die?
>>28415011
Your sperm gland probably leaked, check that shit out before it erupts and you won't be able to cum anymore
>tfw you wish you were born a man
>tfw you realize how great and successful you would be if you were male
>tfw you realize most people on /r9k/ should've been born a girl
>>28414072
>falling for the men have it easier meme
>wants in on the horror of being a 21st Century male
Get on hormones, chop your tits off, and have fun crying yourself to sleep at night.
>>28414072
>>28414125
I'm a bigger victim than either of you.
>>28414072
daily reminder blah blah you know the drill
>virgin
>never been with a girl longer than 6 months
>no great awards
>points land me higher than Chads
This test is pretty useless.
>been with a girl
Normie scum
>>28414010
>attractive face
>6'0
>muscular
Sure you keep telling yourself that.
>>28414127
6'3, what I look like
>"What do you mean you don't have a job anon? You are an adult!"
>>28414006
I didn't invite you to my table you bitch
>>28414006
Im too enlightened to the pleb's labor.
It is beneath me.
>>28414006
>"I'm just really trying to focus on my major in art at the moment, it's like, really taking my time up, you know?"
since it takes less time for men to finish during sex and thus women almost never reach that point, how is it a myth that women enjoy sex less than men?
> hallo i am virgin
> how does sex werk
women need multiple guys at once to get off.
that's why women's favorite fantasy is to be gang raped by the basketball team.
>>28413972
what's the point of having sex if you don't get to finish? If I don't reach the point of ejaculation to release all that urge off of my body, then why do it in the first place?
whos your crush from another world?
>tfw no cigar-chomping Bostonian centipede bf
This critter.
I'm pretty sure you know who it is
>meet stacy
>shes really nice to me
>says I'm interesting and always talks to me everyday
>asks me out after a month of talking everyday to her
>get girlfriend
>finds out I'm depressed and says she doesn't mind and that she loves me that way I'am
>everything just happened too fast not even sure whats going on
>too...
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>>28413876
you should go back there
>>28413876
Hey senpai, at least you got laid.
Red pill is mostly good, btw. Generally know what's going on.
>>28413876
seems understandable that you wanted to end it given how you feel but she's not exactly wrong in her response either given her needs.
Which is superior?
Pizza is horrible in general
>>28413887
bad opinion
>>28413866
neither you fat fuck
Is the west doomed?
Actually the black population in America is declining contrary to that pic. But that pic is probably referecing europe
It will be if Hillary is elected
>>28413856
The birth rates of immigrant populations trend towards the birth rates of the countries they immigrate to dipshit. Although, yeah 1000 years in the future we'll just be one mocha race with one mocha culture.
Do you ever have homicidal fantasies?
>Do you ever have homicidal fantasies?
bumpp
Only about doing it in an absolutely proper manner and getting paid for it.
>>28413809
I've been obsessing about maybe joining the military ever since I read Matterhorn. He describes battle and being one of the greatest adrenaline highs possible and how much he loved war. It's really kind of appealing to me on some instinctual level.
I could join the military, fuck around in Afghanistan for a while, then go to college. Idk though, I already registered -for school so I guess I'll probably pass.
Answer this:
Do you like brother/sister incest?
Do you have a sister?inb4 some roastie cunt starts posting and you thirsty morons give her the attention she wants
>roastie cunt is dire need of attention
>your spoiler ward dissuades my actions
Rooo et cetera
>>28413708
I've jacked to b/s porn a lot, but I've never look at my older sister sexually desu
Yes to both questions. Yes to the inevitable next one but only when we were kids and that one brief week.
Is he /r9k/ incarnate?
Pretty much
>That video where he goes to an open-mic comedy thing and just recites statistics about gay sex and AIDS until everyone leaves
>>28413705
no way. he's funny and likeable. but he has described himself as "the ultimate beta" or "the alpha beta"
his interview with Anthony Fantano on his podcast was really good
>>28413730
Who is he? Sounds great.
ITT: famous people who are LITERALLY you
How is he autistic?
I mean yeah his obsessions could probably help him concentrate on running his country more in a ballsy manner rather than spend everyday fucking whores and shitting his pants when he gets caught but does anyone have any more well thought evidence on this claim (now I think about it he has an autistic look on his face with the odd stare and shit)
>complain about how autism isn't real
>use it as an insult for anyone who isn't normal like you
>get butthurt when they get disability money from the state
you reap what you sow normalshits
haven't read into this but it sounds like some bullshit propaganda