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>tfw you wish you were born a man
>tfw you realize how great and successful you would be if you were male
>tfw you realize most people on /r9k/ should've been born a girl
>>28414072
>falling for the men have it easier meme
>wants in on the horror of being a 21st Century male
Get on hormones, chop your tits off, and have fun crying yourself to sleep at night.
>>28414072
>>28414125
I'm a bigger victim than either of you.
>>28414072
daily reminder blah blah you know the drill
>>28414125
exactly this. enjoy losing all your social privileges. we'll see how much you enjoy being a man when you can't get a woman to give you the time of day.
>>28414150
rollerinoss
>>28414150
Rolaids
>>28414072
>how great and successful you would be if you were male
Nope. If you are capable of being great and successful as a male you are capable of being great and successful as a female. The fact that you're not is because you're incapable and it has nothing to do with gender you worthless whore.
>>28414150
rolling for homo faggotqueen
>>28414150
rollolling (probably unoriginal)
>>28414174
non-binary oppressionistic have no idea what that means but it sounds like i oppress people
>>28414203
It means you actively oppose any attempt by others to gender you.
Source: Am a massive faggot
The only time I'm happy being a woman is when a man is fucking me, or when I'm in love with one (or preferably both). Every other time I want to be a man. I don't think they have it easier, I just think I should've been one. I'm not good at being a girl (obviously, since I'm on here) and I don't like it, but I love men. I'm not "trans" and don't have "gender dysphoria" or whatever...I don't know how to describe it. I just have a male brain and have always just wanted to be "one of the guys" without being some object of attention or competition. Just the same. Please tell me someone gets it?
>>28414331
So...you want to be a woman, but you want people to take you seriously.
Now you're just being greedy
>tfw he means so much to you but he's constantly depressed and you can't cheer him up because you're constantly depressed too
>>28414072
>calls her(?)self a robot, supposedly browsed long enough for the title
>sees the endless pain and suffering of men 24/7
>"waaah why am I not a man?!"
bOOP bOOP
Derailing this shitty bait thread.
>>28414072
>>tfw you realize how great and successful you would be if you were male
Retarded roasties. You're gender isn't what's setting you back in life. It's your horrible attitude and lack of ability. Nothing would change if you were a man. You would just be more alone.
>>28414367
Uh..I guess? I don't have a problem with my physical gender per se. I just don't want anything to fucking do with the social concept of "woman". Maybe I'd be better off as a gay dude? But then again, men and women were made for each other physically so there's that. As naive as that is I wish there wasn't this chasm of hatred between the sexes so that we could just make each other happy. Idk maybe I'm autistic and have a simplistic view of male/female dynamics. (And yes, I know you were being at least halfway sarcastic in your comment)
>>28414331
I guess i can understand what you mean. Are you saying you're just tired of all the attention and different treatment? I'm still treated differently by the opposite gender as a man if that makes you feel better. Although women dont give me excessive attention like men do to women. They completely ignore my existence and don't even spend 2 seconds thinking about the fact that im a person. I'd rather be in your shoes sempai...
>>28414150
saving this board one shitpost at a time
>>28414466
At least you got dem dubs, bae
>>28414150
Rolling to get rid of my cis ways
>>28414150
my chopper go kekekekekekeke
>>28414506
oh shit, already feel better about my faux-inverse-meta-post-ironic-gender-dysphoria
>>28414331
You know, I guess I actually do kind of get this. Most women suck to hang around, and you want to hang with guys but they all just want to fuck you.
I've been in situations where I was around a bunch of girls that obviously wanted my D but I wasn't into them, so I can kind of empathize.
I think I've got the opposite of whatever you do, come to think of it. I'm not gender dysphoric either, but sometimes I really feel like I'd be better off being a lesbian chick.
>>28414331
>The only time I'm happy being a woman is when a man is fucking me, or when I'm in love with one (or preferably both).
I want a girlfriend.
>>28414416
If your existence isn't enough to cheer him up he doesn't deserve you.
>>28414487
That's part of it. I mean, obviously, seeing as I'm posting here I'm not a "normal" woman so I don't know about these apparent sociopathic harpies you all run into that you seem to talk about. But yeah what I mean is that it would be cool to be a person beyond a pussy. I know that comes dangerously close to feminist rhetoric but I'm probably the furthest thing from one that exists. It just sucks being automatically limited to "girl" just because your chromosomes designated this hatchet wound to you. If that makes sense at all.
>>28414606
If all your problems can be solved by a woman's presence, you don't really have any problems
>>28414640
Except the lack of a woman(and friends) in your life. If that isn't a problem I don't know what is. Some emo shit about some made up illness like "depression"?
>>28414150
Rolling Fuck rovot
>>28414681
It's only a problem if you let it be.
Kind of like 'depression.'
>>28414612
I do agree with you. I hate gender expectations. All i've ever wanted in a GF was a fellow person who was like me. I've never understood people who desire these false personalities.
>>28414072
well boo fuucking hoo you stupid bitch. You will die a woman
>>28414557
Holy shit, this. I can't have female friends (yes ha ha ha insert funny .jpgs of girls with sausages in mouth) but with all my male friends, either they end up wanting to fuck me or in rare cases I develop feelings for them. It's the fucking loneliest and shittiest cycle. I have NOTHING to relate to girls about, but I'm also 100% heterosexual. Maybe I should just be a nun. But you basically captured the gist of my problem in your post. (I'm not some kind of sociopath stacy or w/e you guys here seem to assume women to be, I'm average if not below average in looks, I just want to have friends that share my interests and end up in a minefield of unhealthy attachments.) Suicide, nunhood, or transition? (rhetorical Q, you're all going to suggest suicide :^) )
>>28414466
>>28414331
Usually when women are taken seriously, they have status higher than most people , especially males. They're usually pretty but actually show that they used their own effort to work their way up instead of being dependant on someone else. Too bad more women don't wanna do that. Just suck off Chad until they hit 30 and settle for beta providers.
>>28414721
No it's a real problem.
>>28414746
>a real problem
>>28414735
Literally no one cares about what a woman has "achieved". Maybe closet trannies like you do, but actual males don't.
>>28414150
Roll negratusaa
>>28414786
I'm not sure what you're trying to say there buddy. That depression in itself is a problem and not real things that would give you reason to be depressed?
Yeah you're definitely mental but depression isn't your condition.
>>28414843
>reading comprehension is not my strong suit
>>28414733
Honestly, you might not like the answer, but there really is one solution that helps a lot. Get a BF. Once guys know you have a BF, they're much more likely to actually treat you as a friend, and the ones who won't weren't worth your time in the first place.
I know that can be easier said than done though.
>>28414735
lol I know you guys have this whole alpha/beta/chad/stacy hierarchy built up, but I'm sure most of you are also intelligent enough to know it doesn't correspond to reality. I support myself pretty nicely (and have for a couple of years). I don't want a man to leech off of. I want a man to fuck the shit out of me and have satisfying battles of the mind with, besides the obvious need for human closeness. The conflict comes because he only people I can be friends with are also male, which ALWAYS, sadly, brings the risk of attachment from either side. I could find a partner and isolate myself with them, but it's not exactly healthy to dump ALL of your emotional needs on your partner. Anyway...I don't know if /r9k/ is the best place for deep interpersonal psychology...but I hope someone understands...and it's inspiring to see that some people kinda get it.
>>28414733
Drama queen.
I met a girl which said exactly the same things all the time.
She ended up being just a Stacey doing cosplay and playing League of Legends to get a massive amount of orbiters (more than 20 at a time) and she was always fucking complaining about anything she could think of but in the right way so that the orbiters always would help her.
She was fucking dangerous for every men and the other girls knew it, that's why they didn't want to be friends with that fucking drama queen.
>>28414880
Ok then what's a real problem? Tell me all about the brutality of your sheltered suburban life.
>>28414072
I hate these threads. Why aren't Women Hate threads a thing anymore? I just see this garbage all the time. This board really is full of normies.
>>28414919
Because I get a funny feeling in my belly when women post
>>28414901
>The conflict comes because he only people I can be friends with are also male,
This only means you have such a shit personality that no one who doesn't want pussy even wants to talk to you.
>>28414907
That's alright, I'm not really interested in complaining on a Yiddish recipe exchange board
>>28414919
You can't give women that power. You must transcend.
>>28414902
I have never in my life had even a cursory or morbid interest in cosplay or "league of legends" or any other online ego boosting (besides anonymous posting) but if you would like to think that to reinforce your pre-established dislike of women you are more than welcome to
>>28414072
>"if i wouldn't be me that everything would be better"
You're pathetic scum as a women and would be pathetic sum as a man.
>When you accidentally mention a boy or boyfriend, so now they know you are either a girl or a fag.
>>28414984
I do not hate women at all, but I learned to always run away really quickly if a girl hasn't got any female friends.
That's a massive redflag whatever you could say.
>>28414150
I'm a gender
>>28414733
You sounds like a 13yo girl in puberty blogging on Tumblr.
>>28414951
I guess that must be it :^) A big part of why I come here is this raw fucking omnidirectional hostility cause it's so fucking human. There are people that love you, and there is more than likely a woman that will love you one day if she doesn't already. <3
>>28415060
>hehe i am only here to see how common people live
Fuck off.
>>28415014
Fair enough. I can't help it if I can't relate to them. But when you put it that way I can see what you mean and that's your prerogative, just like it's a massive red flag to girls when a dude can't shut up about what "psycho cunts" ALL his exes were.
Why are you femanons so nice and sweet and lovely? For a while I thought this is how women really are but then I stumbled on some normie female forums and holy shit.
r9k isn't wasnt when it comes to women and redpill and whatever.
>>28414150
I'll show you what is and isn't original you piece of fucking gay-ass shit
select all images with storefronts
>>28414901
>lol I know you guys have this whole alpha/beta/chad/stacy hierarchy built up, but I'm sure most of you are also intelligent enough to know it doesn't correspond to reality
Look up Future/Ciara/Russell relationship. The very example of Alpha fucks beta bucks. Women rather get hurt by Chad all the time rather than go on simple dates with some nice guy
>>28415060
You sound like a hipster
and
><3
Fucking kill yourself people like you belong to Facebook.
>>28415081
> c o n j e c t u r e :) as if a normal person would be here on a regular basis, lol
>>28414444
o shit waddup dog
>>28414444
oh shiet whaddupp
>>28415090
I think women who aren't vapid human garbage are treated almost as badly as male robots are.
>>28415096
ok I thought I was up to date on the lingo but now you have totally fucking lost me
>>28415090
>isn't wasnt
Wasn't kidding*
Stupid fucking phone
>>28414444
o shit waddup! (originalo pasto from rakko)
>>28415090
You're so pathetic.
>tfw it's getting warmer but you're to ashamed of your disgusting overweight body to wear clothes that are suited for this weather
>>28414331
Describe in detail what its like being fucked by a guy and what you like about it
>>28415131
The alpha beta hierarchy still applies. The alpha is the one who's more stronger in a physical, emotional, and spiritually way. This is just to label what goes on in society
>>28415108
So how are you not "normal"?
In before drugs and "mental illness".
>>28414331
>i just have a male brain
saying that while complainling in this thread like a whiny 14yo girl
If you really are such a "man" how about you man up and stop actiing like a whiny bitch.
>>28414072
If you really have a "man brain" than post your boobs and your pussy.
If i would have women body i would do that i mean doesn't take much effort.
So go on proof that you would be a better male by posting nudes.
>>28415199
Well uh, I guess I should disclose that I've never fucked anyone that I didn't have a mutual attachment with or didn't go on to have a relationship of at least some length or significance with. That being said...on a surface animal level it feels like submitting to a natural order, being overwhelmed by a force many times greater than yourself almost like getting swept up by a wave (lol that sounds gay), it feels like some kind of primordial code takes over your body and mind to carry out a process that has existed unchanged for millenia, like devolving into some lower lifeform guided by instinct...on a higher level, if you're able to maintain some level of consciousness during that is, it feels like losing your sense of "self", including male and female, just forgetting that you have a body or a self and fucking dying for a couple of seconds that seem like an eternity. It feels like dying, ego death. There, hope that made sense somehow. I hope you can fap to this and I apologize if you can't.
No you don't. You see cool Chads on tv that are universally respected and say "wow I sure wish I was that cool guy instead of a soulless roastie who only has value based on this mucus oozing and bleeding slit between my legs."
But the reality is those popular cool men only make up a tiny percentage of the male population.
As for us mere mortals, it fucking sucks.
>we have to prove ourselves to make friends
>we have to prove ourselves to find mates
>we have to prove ourselves to get jobs
It goes on. Sure if you were born into a rich family you might get a pass but that too only applies to a small percentage of the population. The minute we are born we are put into competition with one another, we have to be bigger, smarter, more attractive, etc. than the other males. And what happens if you can't compete? You end up spending 16 hours a day on anonymous imageboards thinking about what you're going to write on your suicide note. People like to say that the modern world is great and comfortable but they don't know what its like to be at the bottom, to be an undesirable. No, when you're a true born loser the world isn't all that fun and you can't even find relief because people would rather point fingers and stick their noses up blaming you because that protects their just world imagery of the way things work. They will never want to admit that the only reason they aren't in the same position is because they won't a lucky hand in life.
In the old days people realized this and placed customs and rites to maintain order. Back then everyone got a wife, everyone had children, everyone got to work in the same trade as their father. This was built to compensate for the pain men have to experience on a daily basis.
But now in the last century women decided they didn't have it good enough and deserved EVERYTHING. So now you get all of the best jobs because you can fuck your bosses, you get to fuck 30 different Chads on a weekly basis, and you are adored by pop culture.
>>28415286
On a board that is literally dedicated to grown and semi-grown men whining to each other and crying on each other's shoulders? Ok, I'll try :^)
>>28415368
You just kinda made me want to be a girl because sex is nowhere near that good as a guy, even when you're really into her.
Maybe that's just because I've only been with girls who didn't really share my sexual tastes though, they all had hardcore rape fantasies and shit and I'd much rather have something more, you know, fun and mutual.
>>28415380
>everyone got to work in the same trade as their father.
Why aren't you? Oh right you don't even have one lol
>>28415428
Because women set out to destroy the nuclear family. Now as soon as they get "bored" they are free to ruin a family in the pursuit of Chad cock.
>>28415418
I always kind of envied men because of how you guys seem to get totally knocked the fuck out into a different world during and post-orgasm...hate to sound cheesy but I guess the genuine affection must be the element X to take it to that esoteric level.
I posted yesterday, but didn't get a response. Anyone know any good websites or software for making cross-stitch patterns?
Also, here's my progress since last night.
>>28415487
Interesting, I'd say the girls I've been with have seemed to orgasm much harder than I do. My ex would go full ahegao for like 30 seconds straight when she came, while for me it was like 5 seconds of body tensing up a bit and then release.
I honestly like the rest of sex much better than orgasm, because as good as cumming is it also means it's over most of the time, and after I cum it kind of feels like coming down from high or drunk, and suddenly all of my troubles and worries come flooding back in.
>>28415519
a/s/l/armpit pics
>>28415519
you could sell cross-stitch memes, even some customized rare pepes
>>28415557
27/F/NJ, not interested in catering to your fetishes.
>>28415562
That's actually a cool idea. I'll do a pepe after I figure out how to do patterns.
>>28414150
I would like to roll to post number whatever
>>28415385
Did you already forgot that you said most people here should be girls in your first post?
And now you justify your whiny women behavior by pointing at people which you said should be born as women?
Your logic is inconsistent but i didn't expect more your still a women in the end.
.
>>28415587
Oh, drat. Looks like the internet beat me to it, actually.
>>28415542
So accurate about reality flooding back after orgasm (orgasm is just a big dopamine explosion just like heroin after all), but again, at the risk of sounding maudlin.cheesy/feely, I think the more of a genuine connection you have with the person you're fucking, the more satisfying both the process and the climax is. I can only go full ahegao mode with someone I'm fucking full on into. Maybe you haven't found a girl you can let go completely with. Sex is fucking beautiful, it's nature's most perfect gift to us. Love makes it even better, (just realized where I'm talking about "love"...hope you can still get my meaning lol)
>>28415604
Not the OP, friend
>>28414331
I actually feel this really hard. Getting along with "the guys" lasts so long until someone starts making a move... Sigh... Where are all the women? Seriously? Women just wanting to hang out and play vidya and shitpost and art...?
>>28415622
I wish I could experience that. The women I'm really into never feel the same way, and the few girls I've been with were really more of a "well, shit, she's into me so I guess I could accept it" kind of thing.
I wasted 5 years of my life convincing myself that I really loved and was attracted to the girl I lived with and almost married, and wish I'd never done it. (It's exceptionally stupid because she was objectively an 8-9/10, just totally not my type and our personalities only meshed in toxic ways.)
>>28414150
Rollerino
originaru
>>28415519
http://cstitch.sourceforge.net/
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Cross-Stitching-Patterns-With-Gimp
Also that's cute af.
>>28415640
Hmm ok sorry i take it bake your logic is not inconsistent your just a whiny bitch.
Also note that man whine on this board but they don't whine about their relationships.
They whine about their autism and normies.
There is a diffrence between being a whiny autist and being a whiny bitch.
>>28414150
rol for the rape
>>28415732
you take it bake?
jesus you are a woman.
>>28414150
rollerino boss
>>28415777
nice numbers i got
>>28415700
THANK YOU!!! CStitch is exactly what I wanted. You're the best.
You can officially become a man if you walk around with shit in your pants for a year.
>>28415755
Sorry sometimes it's hard focusing on the text while you have a ranging boner. A feeling you will never know.
But whatever people start ignoring your points when they don't have a counter argument. You would be a great femenist.
>>28415790
No problem. That will be one blowjob
>>28415799
what are you on about? i don't care about your gay argument, i just got here. and you were the one having a tantrum, so, you know. kind of hard to ignore. glad to see i haven't disrupted the tantrum.
>>28415368
I can't fap to it, but that's okay.
I'd say if you want to be friends with guys, you'd have to find someone above your league (clever Chad) AND you'd have to be interesting - e.g. in what you do careerwise, what you read, what your project are.
In my experience most girls never have projects on the side because they mostly care about getting matched with potential good (but hot) guys for their future
I'm not a robot in that I have sex regularly enough, and I can't help but realize that women seem to enjoy sex more. They indeed get lost and for me it's often work: Men is supposed to initiate position switch, for example, and it generally takes practice not to cum after 3 minutes. What's nice is that if you fuck a chick hard, if you give it to her (don't know the English phrase), she falls for you and in turn gets quite obedient and open for what you want to try next, sexually.
I'd like to experience sex as a women, but the power you can let out in aggressive sex is also fun. The fact that men have to compete for women also makes it exciting to fuck girls that other guys can't get.
(side note: If you want to stroke a guys ego, a) talk about how much you love his cock and b) tell him how there are so many guys you'd never let fuck you)
What you write reads a little bloomy (>using the phrase "to all eternity"). Hope you're serious.
In general, if I read your reactions to offenses from anons here, I can't help but feel you should stop being so fucking sarcastic and ironic.
Go on /lit/ and discuss some new sincerity with the memesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CrOL-ydFMI
>>28415802
I can cross stitch you a blowjob now.
I was actually thinking of trying to do cross stitch of things like shitting dicknipples anyway.
>>28415732
Well..if whatever what you just typed is makes you feel better in your solipsism, I accept it.
>>28415799
hahahahaha hey man >>28415755 here. i just read your argument. A+ homie. wow.
>>28415844
"I recognize that crosstiched gay-blowjob".
Good luck and have fun!
>>28414150
i wonder wat i am
>>28414444
no i totally get her point. Sometimes I see loud, confident assertive women and thing "wow they would have made a better man than me" meanwhile quiet betas like us clearly would have been better off female. We find being a man hard, doesnt mean it actually is, we're just unsuited to it.
>>28414072
>>28414125
Pretty much this. The grass ain't greener, sweetie.
>>28415840
I guess if I'm being sarcastic and ironic, it's only in response to the overwhelming outpour of aggression I've learned to expect when I just want to co-mingle. I don't know if I'm "interesting" by your subjective standards, but I have my own career and lots of things I am involved in...not trying to talk myself up by not giving specifics. Projects on the side...I have hobbies which are associated with being exclusively male. ETc, ad nauseam...I'm starting to feel I picked the wrong place to open up, although I don't really care I guess :) I love men...I sympathize with everyone here, and see both traits of myself and traits of men I'd want to be with...that's why I've been here for a long time. But it's so hard to dip at a toe in without being ripped into...I love you all and I'll still be here sending you love and all those good vibes, whether you want them or not :^) <3 :^)
>most people on /r9k/ should've been born a girl
But then I won't be able to win my little kawaii wrestling matches with women because they have little babby strength.
>>28414072
YOU FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28415840
P.S. is new sincerity like Tim AND Eric or Sammy Hyde because that's funny and I like it. Is that bad. If not what is it please?
>>28416029
No one loves you here. Matter fact everyone hates you here. Your posting here is attention seeking bullshit and no one appreciates it. Please leave.
>>28414150
let m e s e e e e e e
>>28416029
you called us a bunch of girls you gaybo.
>>28415286
I have the terminal A U T I S M OK??
>>28416029
>I love you all and I'll still be here sending you love and all those good vibes, whether you want them or not :^) <3 :^)
>>28414150
rawlings bats
>>28414125
Not trying to start a flame war but in Western Europe and North America (Mexico not included!) women very clearly have it easier in all aspects of life.
>>28414150
Kekoll
>>28414150
rolling for fluid cuck wolf
>>28416103
Um, I don't want to be loved by anyone here? I was responding to a relevant thread. Is that ok, master? ;__; (all jokes aside, if you're under the impression I'm trying to elicit "love" from someone on this thread or board....)
>>28414150
Damnit, now I have to roll this shit as well.
>>28414150
trips get pl0xers
>>28415199
>>28415418
>>28415542
>>28415677
I believe the rowdy syphilitic Friedrich Nietzsche once said something roughly like "Man's soul is the unmovable cliff, and woman's soul is the violent wave that rages against it." That sums it up.
>>28415587
>27/F/NJ, not interested in catering to your fetishes.
And that's why you'll stay alone forever.
>>28414150
rawlingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!11111!!11!
>>28414150
>> Okay I want to know what I am
>>28414444
O shit waddup!
check'd
Oh god I'm going through a phase where I really want to ''experiment'' with girls and this makes me feel like a shitty human being because I'm not 100% sure I like girls.
>>28415542
read up on tantra, bro, you'll be able to go much longer than 30 seconds ;)
>>28414150
rolling right now ayay gimme dat p p pussay
>>28416491
My ex's orgasms lasted 30 seconds straight, I wasn't talking about my endurance.
If anything mine is too long, I have trouble cumming a lot of the time and it's not rare for the girls I've been with to get sore or dry before I'm done, especially if I'm wearing a condom.
Not that it matters, I haven't gotten laid since breaking up with her 3 years ago and probably never will again, unless I stoop to some obese chicks or something.
>>28416029
Mhm, you didn't say much in this post and you hardly responded to anything I said.
Well, whatever. Thanks for your love dove I guess?
>>28414150
dfsr0sld
r000llll1nging
>both me and my boyfriend were suicidal before we started dating and bonded over sharing feels
>he says hes better now because he has me to support him
>tfw feel the same as I always did, my depression not getting better despite having a relationship
>hes planning to have a future with me while I'm planning my suicide
I know the best thing in this situation would be to break up with him since I'm just dragging him down, but I don't want to hurt him. I feel like I'm constantly lying to him everyday when he talks about the future.
>>28416782
>has a loving boyfriend
>posts on /r9k/
I highly recommend going through with the suicide as soon as possible
>>28414150
rorolollolinongog
>have loving bf I want to build a life with
>still post on r9k and seek validation
welp should I suicide also?
>>28416820
>>28416782
Maybe you should stop being a stupid high school hoe ass, bitch ass cunt.
Who wants to be my gf? I am accepting applications.
boob and ass size don't matter, must be at least average bodied and white.
>>28416843
Fuck you, go away.
>>28414150
I hope I don't have to register in tumblr.
>>28414150
ralling
really it wasnt original?
>>28414072
>tfw you wish you were born a man
>some femanons actually want this
Not sure if that or this whole thread is b8 but I'll bite, why on gods green earth would a women ever want to becom e a man, any femanons here elaborate?
>more attractive gender
>opposite gender has to do the hard labor and find the majority attractive
>less hairy
>clothing looks more variered compared to men's cloths
>comfy underwear, might be wrong but women's underwear looks more softer and comfy compared to ours
>can't bald
>women are valued more
>>28414150
hoping to get something like "bi nigger wolf"
>>28416644
If there were questions in your original post I feel I might have missed them. If you clarify them I would love to answer. And you are more than welcome for the dove.
>>28415668
I missed this post. Wanna hang out and be girls?
>>28414150
oh shit waddup !
I am massively despondent about everything-desu originalcomment
>>28414150
Rollin for special snowflake tier gender
>>28417299
Pan-niggerite kek
>>28414072
>most people on r9k should have been born a girl
spot the feminist roastie whore.
>>28414150
role robot robot robot
>>28417314
How many people on /r9k/ like being men?
>>28414150
rolling -_-
There would never be a female dominated r9k because women don't have sufficient self-awareness and social alienation to be robots.
>>28417444
if you're so self-aware how could you make a post suggesting you're deeper than others because you like to spend time on a vietnamese scuba diving equipment symposium and not stop to think about how cringy that is?
>>28414331
Holy shit the fucking ignorance displayed in this post makes me want to fucking murder someone.
>>28417331
I-i like being a boy.
>>28414150
Check my normie shit senpai
>>28416972
For starters, I meant it when I when I said you should go into the literature, but you probably just read it an dismissed it as "interesting, but yeah.." in the same line.
You could reflect on that, etc.
But those kind threads are (sadly) sadly just for temporary relief and validation, you'll not be able draw any conclusions or actions to take from it - so I expect.
>>28414150
unique roll ing
Does it blow anyone else's mind how the number one thing women complain about is how awful it is to have so many guys who are always trying to attract them?
Like that's the reason this bitch thinks it would be better to be a man. Let that sink in for a while.
It's the single most fucking spoiled thing I've ever heard in the world. Finding a mate is literally the purpose of life and women take it so for granted that they complain about it being too easy.
>>28414150
This is a funny picture hahaha
>>28414150
Ayyyyyy oregano, here we go! ^_^
>>28414072
>tfw big tits run in your family
>tfw you realise how easy your life would be if you were born a female
>>28417502
Get toasty roastie, but you know you'll never be a robot.
>>28414150
asndhbbgr8g
I love these threads because it's always enlightening to see the problems of women. All their posts are about how the guy they like doesn't like them, or how she doesn't like any of the guys that like her.
Yet they genuinely think they're robots for rejecting loads of guys. The lack of self-awareness is mind-blowing.
Can women not see the difference between a girl who gets to reject 5 guys a week and a guy who's never had any girl interested in him ever?
>>28417502
TOASTY ROASTIE xd xd haha internet culture !! do you like le MEMES???
>>28417572
Nobody wants to admit their life is easy mode. Everyone wants to feel tough and brag over how much hardship they face.
Since women in the west have it so easy this is all they can come up with along with shit like menstruation and pregnancy, both of which are no longer a big deal thanks to modern medicine.
>>28414072
>ywn be a gay man prancing around with your faggot friends being flamboyant as shit and doing faggot things together
>>28414150
Rolling against the odds and original comment filter fuck you chinkmoot
anyone has the redpilled ftm post?
>>28414150
awsvbhlnjhbgvfxdhfgjvhbjn
>>28414150
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>tfw can't see my bf until monday
h-he's all i live for at this point tbqh
>>28414612
why are you afraid to be labelled a feminist, nothing wrong with it. and your situation proves it's necessity.
>>28419439
Want me instead? I can be available 24/7 if you want.
>>28414444
o shit whaddup!
>>28414444
o shid waddup!!!!!!
op uses some fancy words, must be an educated person
>>28419859
What fancy words are you even talking about? Most people here have graduated highschool
>>28416293
>syphilitic
opinion discarded
>Fembot
>Fembot problems
>>28419533
He's available 24/7 too, and even if he wasn't I'd wait for him.
I'm not available 24/7 because I have a difficult family situation.
>>28419974
Fuck you I didn't want you anyway. :(
>>28414150
rollin trollin bowlin grollin zrollin frollin
>>28414072
>fembot
>implying a woman can be a robot
Gahahahahahahah
>>28414444
o shit nice quads!
>>28414150
I'm special! No one is like me!
>>28414072
but why? you woul most like has a small penis, shit parents, get bullied, picked upon by girls
shits not fun
>>28414072
>tfw losing my job to a brolic 6'7 guy
>I'm a trained state security guard with homeland security certifications and previous experience
>he's a community college dropout who has no actual job experience and HAS BEEN TO JAIL for an unknown felony
>him over me because he's huge and I'm petite
Fucking sucks, I'm surprised I'm not a raging feminist by now because of all the gender discrimination by strangers on a daily basis
>>28414150
LANDWHALE vs TRANSEXUALS
>>28414612
You are the one who brought up your pussy in the OP. Be the change you seek.
>>28414150
>implying this won't trigger me
>>28420274
lol you have a good point, when op says she wishes she was a man, she means she wishes she was a 6'3'' manly Chad,
well no shit bitch, men want that too.
>>28414150
Rolllllllllllloilollkokinmnkkinjniing
>>28420330
Did you ever put your nightstick up your pussy or asshole? Are you mixed race?
>>28415368
>be a guy
>sex feels like a hip workout
>enjoy that my hip workout is causing a woman to scream, moan and flail all over the place.
>cum
>that felt good for about 4 seconds
>the end
>>28414150
let me find out
desu desu desu
>>28414444
o shit waddup!
nice quads
>>28414150
rollerino rollerano
original blox blox
>>28414444
dat boi!!!!!!
Nice digits frend
>>28414150
TRIGGERED
Robot also got triggered due to lack of originality
>>28420559
I don't have a night stick, just hand cuffs
I'm white
>>28421211
Did you ever put them up your pussy or asshole then?
What if you didn't wear the handcuffs on your belt but in your pussy and then when you subdue the villain he thinks you don't have anything to handcuff him with BUT you ask him to stick a hand up your pussy and he thinks wow this is just like in my Japanese hentais but it's not enough so you ask him to stick the other hand inside too and BAM when he takes them out he's handcuffed.
>>28414150
jonas
original fucking comment jezus kanker ik luister pig destroyer fuck jullie allemaal
>>28414150
Max
KANKER
>>28414150
Roly poly let's go
>>28421593
>bi niggerless
a sound cry to the world, hoping to be heard
>>28414150
>Rolling for panniggerite
>>28414150
It's ya boi, msxeb8
>>28421276
What the hell
I kekked out loud. I keep them in a holster attached to my belt. I don't feel like explaining but if I rip my cuffs out it releases the snap that secures it in place. That's why cops have those buttons on all their belt compartments
>>28421696
How does it feel to know that a beta virgin who has never lifted anything heavy in his life can easily knock you out with a punch?
>tfw have a shitty voice
>tfw want a cute voice
how do I fix my voice? no idea how to explain it, but it currently sounds kinda tomboyish.
>>28414150
Rollerina
>>28421861
Do a vocarro or whatever it's called and we decide.
>>28421935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yIkAd0uk6v
honestly I had no idea what to say, so it's super short.
>>28422008
You have a mom voice or a Stacie voice I like it.
>>28414150
Uh oh spghetiopos
>iq test was "above average"
>the margin between my score and average was fucking negligible
>if I'd just been born a boy I'd actually be intelligent
This isn't fucking funny, give me the male neural connectivity.
>>28422059
I've heard people call it a mom voice before, but never stacy.
my voice really doesn't match my looks though, I still look like I could be 14 and I wear cutesy stuff.
thanks anyways
>>28422008
No worries, good voice.
I kinda dislike very-high pitched squeaky voices so yours is just good.
8/10
>>28422008
It sounds fine, i like it.
It does sound kind of tomboyish, but not ugly or manly or anything like that.
>>28422155
what's the difference in neural connectivity between males and females of the human species, sempai.
or are you trolling
>>28414150
randumb
>>28416933
>more attractive gender
I'm fugly
>opposite gender has to do the hard labor and find the majority attractive
I'd rather do my own work than have someone pay my way
>less hairy
I'm hairy as fuck
>clothing looks more variered compared to men's clothes
I have basically no hips or waist so women's clothes look awful on me and like I'm a crossdressing male
>comfy underwear, might be wrong but women's underwear looks more softer and comfy compared to ours
This is true.
>can't bald
This is also true.
>women are valued more
This is true as well.
>>28422751
You sound great, a/s/l?You can go bald though.
>>28414150
For the luls
Smfh tqhwyf
>>28422778
23/f/south fl
It's an awful place to live
>>28422828
Oh no, I bet your cunt gets all swampy because of the humidity. I bet you have pussy goop and sweaty feces festering in your panties right now. The entire room must smell like a giant whiff of unwashed pussy and asshole. I'm so sorry anon I feel bad for you, that must be unpleasant to sit in. :(
>>28422828
>>28422751
please be my gf I'll pay you
MEN BTFO U GO GURRLLLL XDDD
>>28422828
What do you want to pretend to be my gf for a few months? No sex or nudes or anything needed.
>>28422990
Yes, and I'll happily give you sex and nudes as much as you want. Please bear in mind, >>28422919 is completely accurate. And it's not just because I'm in Florida. I'm a disgusting, stinky beast.
>>28414072
Yeah. I don't have gender identity problems but I feel I would've fared much better as a female. A skinny guy without a job and an apartment is much less attractive than a skinny girl in the same situation.
Pic related is pretty much a female me. Naturally she has finer facial features because she's a girl.
>>28423045
not that guy but
>implying I care
I crave for female contact so much that I could care less if you're a disgusting unhygienic shit
>>28422919
>>28423045
Endearing, but it's not even hot during this time of year. Only 82f, pretty decent for sleeping at night.
>>28423087
I have bad breath. Like that really stinky kind of bad breath that sticks to your clothes. And I do such a poor job of wiping that my whole body smells like feces all the time. I do not shower. There is feces in all of my fat folds, and I'd guess at least a quarter pound of feces in my cooter. I never leave my bed and I have diseases. That said, I'll be your huckleberry.
>>28423134
Are you ini-slob.tumblr.com? She's literal perfection.
>>28423194
nah fuck that pristine skinny little princess. compared to me she's claire danes (if claire danes took care of her pussy at all)
>>28423247
>>28423134
Now you're just making fun of us. :(
>>28423300
no i'm serious, claire danes has probably an even grosser pussy than i do.
>>28423390
>>28423134
are you a fat landwhale?
>>28423478
yes but my one secret shame is that, even with constant effort, i haven't been able to cultivate a pussy grossness comparable with that of the great claire danes. the foulness of her pussy is legendary.
>>28414150
sadasaddas dfgyrbffghjfh rfhf sdfsdfs
>>28423505
but are you like really really fat or just chubby fat?
>>28421861
>tfw have a pretty low-sounding daria-like monotone
feels bad famalam
>>28423600
That's so hot, post vocaroo.
>>28423194
hey man thanks for posting that, now I have something new for fapping material
>>28423582
eh just chubby fat really. i tried to get more obese but i burn a lot of calories searching for dog poop in the neighborhood and vigorously rubbing it into my cunt.
IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT
>>28423643
yo pussy stinky as shit my dude
>>28414150
rolling for the future f a m
>>28414150
Rollinbucks
stinky poopy doo doo shit STINKY POOPY DOO DOO SHIT
