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>tfw no qt neanderthal gf
why live?
>>28418587
Move to Australia and date an aboriginal.
>>28418587
>tfw no neanderthal gf
mr miyagi
>>28418587
>tfw no tatar waifu
inshallah OP
Killing yourself is immoral.
Who gives a shit, you'll be dead
Do people think reading that somehow cheers you up?
The OP pic made me feel even shittier than I was feeling.
>>28418533
Creating life is immoral.
Why do people hate us niggers?
>us niggers
>>28418520
I'm not talking about US niggers, I'm talking about us niggers. Real niggers, with fat lips and flat noses.
>>28418520
Come on, those facts are B.S. and you know that.
Why didn't the spree killers just have sex?
Instead of killing people
because prostitution is illegal in america
>>28418534
>Land of The Free
*only on certain things*
>>28418559
>Land of The Free
>have to pay for everything
What did they mean by that?
So you go home and see Chad fucking your mom on the couch. Your cuck dad is masturbating in a dimly lit corner. Chad sees you and gives you a wink. He then removes his 9 inch dick from her old pussy and shoves it forcefully in her ass. "Feels better" he says smiling. Your mom is wincing with pain but she accepts the ass fucking as this is what Chad desires. At this point your dad has gotten up from his chair and licks Chad's balls. You run out of the room holding back tears. You hear your mom shout "why couldn't you be more like Chad?".
kankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkankerkanker
just take a knife and stab chad in the back seriously wtf
I kill them all right there.
I wont get into trouble because it is part of culture and religion of peace.
What apps do emo qts frequent?
I really need a boyfriend, I don't care that they are unstable or notoriously unfaithful.
> special mention for any non-goth alt qts
Silly robot, qts don't hang out online!
>>28418444
I'll be your boyfriend. I'm pretty emo and only mildly unstable.
4chan.
Pic not related whatsoever.
who else self imposed isolation?
i have friends but i choose to never go out with them
if i really wanted to it'd probably be pretty easy to get a gf and all that good stuff but it just seems like so much effort and i'd rather stay in playing vidya desu
>>28418443
I made this choice 7 years ago, in my early 20s
Now it's too late to reverse anything
>>28418443
Don't know if it is the same thing but..
I have an easy time to make friends, everyone wants to be my friend but I don't want to be theirs. They want me to hang out with them 24/7 and it's just so fucking boring.
I wish I had a shittier personality because apperantly I'm like a fucking magnet and it's annoying.
>>28418443
Why anon, are you better off alone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ9we6xDvWQ
itt we evaluate the anon above us based purely on our reaction image
ill go first
this is a very original post (tm)
>>28418378
likes cars, might be a country guy
>>28418491
Appreciates the best household pet
What is the most hurtful thing you said to anyone in real life?
I'm sure we've all seen the "What's the most hurtful thing she said to you" threads
But, I'm wondering if you're words are as hurtful as they are irl
>>28418345
fuck off
I've never had a reason to say anything more hurtful
I told my ex girlfriend of three years that she had never made me happy and that I had never really loved her and it was all a lie, and that I only stuck around because she got suicidal when I would bring up us breaking up. (True)
Throughout the relationship she was the biggest sweetheart I've ever met, and was head over heels and would do anything for me. Then shit happened and we mutually decided to break up after 3 years. Initially we were going to remain friends but she turned into a bitch and I lost all sympathy and said that and more to her. I'd been wanting to get it off my chest, but it came out much more harshly than I normally would have told her. It completely destroyed her self esteem, and made her very untrusting, even though she was getting over me. Sometimes I feel bad about it when I think about how loving and sweet she could be, sometimes I don't give a fuck and think she deserved it for some of the ship she did at the end.
>Grandma brings food to the family table
>she's visibly having trouble with walking due to age
>I make a witty pun: "grandma, don't pretend you're that old!"
Back then I thought it was all good fun, now I realize what a fucking sperg I was
Post Mandela Effect stories in here phams. I've been thinking about this one for a few days now
>be 8 in 2005
>dad comes home with Star Wars Republic Commando for PC
>look at the game
>notice its rated M
>dad obviously didnt notice
>tell him I couldnt play it like a good goy
>he says Oh sorry and takes it back to the store later
>be last week
>browsing ebay because Im bored
>see a listing for Republic Commando
>remember the above event
>scroll over the box art picture
>rated T for teen
The fuck did I remember bros?
>>28418341
>be when the xbox one unboxing from microsoft comes out
>the xbone has a camera built in
>xbone comes out
>go look it up notice that there is no camera inside the system
yes, a retard robot's memory is TOTALLY infallible. No way you could be remembering things wrong, we're totally in the matrix and it's glitching out bro. like, woooah broooo
If someone were to go back in time to change the future, would you realize that it had happened?
> be single
> feel like you need company to be validated
> get gf
> still feel just as empty
> her compliments mean nothing, you can't laugh at her jokes, you can't appreciate her at all
> end up becoming really distant within a matter of months
> eventually start acting like a dick to force them away
> repeat
find happiness in your own company and interests, anon. none of us serve a purpose and love isn't real.
take it from a person who goes through this cycle fucking constantlyalthough i'm probably a sociopath[/spoiler/]
>>28418327
Are you me? I'm a schizoid according to the shrink I had to see before my last job.
I just don't enjoy other people. I don't connect and I don't open up. I just don't talk. I'll bullshit my way at gatherings just so my family doesn't think I'm not as bad as I am.
Shrink said it was hereditary. Dad has it and so does my grandfather.
>>28418397
I've never been tested for any kind of disorder, although I probably should, if only to understand myself.
I go through phases of really wanting to care about something and then absolutely not giving a single fuck.
I'm brutally honest with my family that I hate how they act etc and how their kids are fucking annoying and shit
but they laugh it off as me being sarcastic which works just fine I guess.
What's your ideal future? All I can picture is a nice clean studio apartment and enough money to do what I want when
I feel like it.
The more you go through relationships, the more you realize feelings can be fabricated the more you focus on them,
and everything seems less and less significant.
I always think, why the fuck does anyone like me? Anyone can make a joke, anyone can say and do what I say, probably better than me too; why does anyone give a fuck about anything? I tend to find myself getting angry at people
who care so passionately about things?
Fuck I don't know man
>>28418327
wew lad
that is so me it's actually frightening
>masturbate
>touch something around the house
>worry about my sister touching it, masturbating afterward, and becoming pregnant
All brothers know this feel, right?
I really gotta start waiting 3 hours after cumming to touch things. (supposedly the lifespan of sperm exposed to oxygen)
>>28418316
I thought it could live by itself up to multiple weeks.
>>28418671
No, I believe it requires vaginal fluid to do that.
I don't think it'll be a problem tbdesu.
"oh wow gotta rub my clit on this light switch"
>you will never do this without getting ostracised and arrested
>you will never do this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462713789967.webm
Stop hating women you fucking faggot!
>>28418282
I'm confused by this thread.
>>28418314
Why? Women hate me.
Who here speaks francais?
>>28418229
Je parle francais mais je ne suis pas francais.
Je speak la France very bien
s-salut
BRRAAAAAPPPP
>wake up and see this
what do
>>28418225
oregenaros
kill yourself.
sudoku originale
>>28418225
>why am I in Sweden
>have a hearty chuckle with Sven
>go back to America before a dark skinned gentleman tries to rob me or fuck my wife
