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Fembots, do you want to have kids?
How many?
Why or why not?
>>28427494
Yes.
However many my husband wants.
I like kids a lot.
Currently pregnant with our second. I used to hate kids and not want them, but when we had our first I dunno, I just felt a complete 180 and I love it now. I want at least 6 but would be happy with as many as possible really.
Dunno why, this picture is charming and heartwarming at the same time, without even being sexual
>Hot as fuck weather
>Day lasts longer than night
>Flies all over the place
>Sweat, sweat and more sweat
>Hot days at work from 9 - 5
>Normies all over the place
>Too bright
>mfw summer every year
Why is Summer such a shit season?
>>28427441
You forgot:
>hot sweaty exhausting sex with bf
>Get to wear cute shorts and tank tops
>beach!
>summer vacation
>travelling
>can eat icecream in midddle of the day
>finally get to use my pool for more than the hottub.
>>28428412
what prevents you from travelling, getting a vacation and eating icecream in winter
>>28428521
>school
>school
>its cold as fuck why eat cold food.
>write a long heartfelt post, not to be sappy, but just to be genuinely helpful and participate in a positive conversation about an interesting topic
>know that the only responses I'll get will be garbage like "lol fag u care too much" or "haha did u learn that at DeVry lmao"
>delete it all and write a mean-spirited shitpost instead
Why is it always so much more worthwhile to shit on people on 4chan? If you write something nice and constructive, you just get shit on for it. But if you shitpost, people join in like a bunch of tribal monkeys. What gives? Why is it so hard to have a constructive conversation online?
>>28427433
what kind of fucking faggot made that image? I don't want to live on a planet with such a dick
>>28427433
Because anonymity + internet makes people's inner dickishness come out.
We're not your friends, we dont know you. This is a cold and uncaring place. This is not the place for kind words. Save those for people who are actually in your life.
>>28427433
>tldr; didn't read
Stop being such a cuck and off yourself already faggot.
Who /deenz/ here?
I've tried both brine and oil now, and I'm leaning back to brine, the oil just makes it a little too sickly
the only sardines I eat are as side dish to korean cuisine
I used to like sardines on crackers but one time I bit into a sardine and it was full of half-developed fish fetuses or something, it was very gross
Back when they starved us in boarding school, I snuck in tuna and shit
saved my life literally when the kids started dying and I started shitting and vomiting blood
so yeah
tuna 10/10
have to go with the spicy tune
>be 21
>work retail
>Ask coworkers my age if they want to hang out
>Tell me they're usually busy, but maybe
>Give them my number
>They never contact me
>I see them outside work all hanging out on Facebook
What did I do wrong? I always try to make small talk with everyone and smile and be on good terms.
>>28427424
hmmmm.....are you fat and/or ugly?
>>28427424
you're probably too short, fat or ugly
be honest op what's you height, weight and facial symmetry like?
>>28427461
6 ft tall, skinny/lanky, goofy smile perhaps but otherwise pretty normie
>"try" to "build" a "relationship" with a crazy feminist/bisexual girl, soon discover that she's boring and tame and can't be entertained
>accidentally participate in a threesome at her place with my friend and his gf while she was watching
>she gets offended
>the next day (today) invite her, her lesbian friend, and my bros to have some vodkas, share a dinner and have fun
>the girls don't even try to connect with other people, look like whores, act as lesbian as they can but it looks not sexy at all and fake as hell, clearly showing off and taking her revenge
>me and the mates go out to smoke uninterested and bored because fuck it
>they leave shortly after (they expected weed and stuff)
>text me to go fuck ourselves, makes the most ridiculous shit up, text my friend, his gf, acts like I mentally raped her
>calls me an hour later, repeats everything, says that we hate lesbians and she doesn't like me anymore
Not going to text her or pursue anything after that. You told me, /r9k/, you literally told me lads that I'm ignoring every red flag.
Just fuck off. You don't fit in here. You know. We know it. Fuck off.
op is normo gtfo
roooooooooooooo
>>28427479
>>28427503
This is NOT a neet board, it's a designated original greentext board.
Is there any worse curse than being born extremely ugly?
I mean, just having a bad face puts your life on nightmare mode.
>>28427382
i think he is kawaii.
i mean look at him.
just get plastic surgery dumb cunt
>>28427432
This is probably the ugliest anime girl. Yes, that's a girl.
I only want a kissless virgin gf
She also has to be a 10/10 qt
Have fun being alone for the rest of your life.
just date a 15 year old
>>28427378
Your dreeeeeeeams can come truuuuuuue
got about 20k saved up
no future, no life, live at my folks at 27.
considering just fucking going off an blowin all this money on whatever.. living different places, food, drinking, going out.. whatever
i dont give a fuck anymore
good idea? what should i blow the cash on?
>>28427258
nothing keep saving it.
use it when you are ready to buy a nice house.
>>28427258
32 here, still living with parents.
fuck it, im comfy. don't even want to leave anymore.
>>28427313
i cant face the idea that this is it
it has to be more exciting than that
Today our hero must choose: BS, or just regular S?
>>28427242
Follow the train FOR FUCK SAKE
haha Sweet you sound just like Moms yelling at Dads
>>28427242
>all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
>Friend tells me to make myself at home
>Piss in his shower
>>28427094
the fuck are we supposed to reply to this?
>>28427187
Post your smug moments
>Friend asks for a drink
>put crushed up estrogen pills in it
soon
What did I do to deserve this fate
Why couldn't I have just been born a fucking normie
>>28427069
I don't know, greentext your life?
>tell us everything, fellow anon
>>28427069
>>28427091
I don't know, greentext your breakfast?
>this isn't how greentext works :^)
>>28427091
Nothing special
Just another friendless 19 year old Neet virgin
>ugly
>works minimum wage
>no future
>soon to be homeless
>still has gf
If this failure of life can get a gf, you have no reason or excuse
It's true. If Eggy can do it any of you can.
Eggy has social skills
reminder that there are no strict laws governing whether or not you fail with people
it all ultimately comes down to chance
you have to free yourself from the idea that there is justice in nature
there's only chance
What are the odds of Donald Trump winning the general election?
>>28427007
25-30% if I had to pull a number out of my ass.
>>28427007
0%
If it actually seems like he'll win, something will happen to take him out of the race. Expect some bullshit like him declaring that is was just a symbolic gesture to unite the nation and surface important issues or something. Which is code for, please don't assassinate me.what the fuck captcha
>>28427007
90%
Start packing your bags, pendayho. It's gonna be a long march back to el meheeco.
So like... Why do Brits say mum?
why did americans change it to mom?
>>28427834
Because home of the free and brave 2bh
mum's the word
