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What da fuck is going on with that kitteh?!
>>28433333
>being this new
>checked you are btwLook into the reflection newfag.
>>28432867
keked at the pic, OP, many tanks.
How often do robots shower? I typically shower once every 3 days, this didn't seem abnormal to me until last week when my manager called me in and basically told me people had been complaining that I smell. Now I'm quite panicky about it.
Averaging the days I shower twice and the days I accidentally skip a shower, I'd estimate a showers/day of about .8
>>28432844
2 sometimes 3 times a day. I think I have some kind of psychological issue.
>>28432844
You need to have a 1 shower everyday. End of story, no complaining. Plus it's relaxing.
can we do a comfy thread?
comfy music beats the pesky robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRg8Rme0HE0
I like to imagine being the guy that lives here
>get home at dusk with the weekend ahead
>another foot of snow is about to start falling, you got home just in time
>your favorite takeout is being delivered
>you have your favorite beer in the fridge and just poured yourself a tall glass of bourbon
>you sit in front of your computer by a big window as the snow starts to fall for the next 24 hours
>tfw no comfy, kawaii girly room
Hello, /r9k/!
I am a guy who really, really likes Silent Hill, specifically I love SH2 and 3. I have started my own local archive working on making it more extensive than the wiki with some additions to the biographies/voice acting sections/trivia along with high res images from in game.
I really like to talk about the lore of these games, and the trivia, and I've made a few threads about it before. Some anons asked me to make a Let's Play where I play through the game and explain things as I go, so I have done just that. I put the for episode up a few days ago and am rendering the second one right now. Here is the link for anyone interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYb7qOgBVwY
>inb4 shill, these videos are not monetized in any way. I just want to share my love for the games. Sorry about my stupid voice.
Anyways, I'm a bit tired tonight to stick around for hours like I usually do, but I wanted to share the videos for those interested, and I'll be around for a couple hours if anyone wants to talk about Silent Hill, ask questions, learn trivia, or just hang out and chat.
Also to answer a common question, I make these threads on /r9k/ because /v/ is too fast, and gets filled with shitposts pretty quickly. This is my homeboard so I'm comfortable here.
I will post download links for all the games in my next post, all free and including the required fixes for widescreen/no cd.
Here are the download links. I would post the PC guide but it is too high res, so the image is just emulator settings for SH1. SH1 is required playing for SH3, but SH4 and SH2 stand alone.
SH1 NTSC DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!bVUCTJzD!PmnPw4S7fWGyvTjw9S0-RQdk7rRp2BQNuXJqRkZCZvk
SH2 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!rFcj1SIJ!47JH9M4OrzmQKuaiJ6IqUgmgz_SVNtk4LIYNSa-D-_8
SH3 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!2JNkgJ7b!nfPf5cIs6I5K-sdAs7RcnHvGA2hAvIGdpQuIoBhF3iE
SH4 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!Us1XTaII!cglH0dZOaH5yQEm4cnEh3eyUz4bIf6rACQqcVzkb4Hc
And in case someone's once again new to this PC gaming stuff: Use a program like PowerIso to mount the ISOs of 2 & 3, and then run their installers like always.
The SH1 is a PS1 rip that you gotta emulate.
The "sh2proxy" fix works as a no-cd crack as well, and is included in the pack.
In case you experience issues saving the game / not being able to edit the disp.ini, make sure the files aren't set to "Read Only", and run the game as Administrator.
If SH2 gets stuck in a black screen upon launch, close it and re-start it again.
here's the recommended emulator settings for SH1. Works great on all other games too.
The plugins used are:
-Pete's OpenGL 1.78; (more options & better performance than 2.x version)
-Eternal's SPU Engine.
>>28432787
I really, really like bananas
>>28432888
Sweet trips
I really, really, really like this post. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill.
Guys, I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.
>>28432776
Same. I fuck up everything.
It's exactly how I feel. I'm just an ugly subhuman doomed to live a lonely, pointless life, slaving away to society. Constantly thinking about suicide.
>>28432776
lol grow a pair faggot
Is 18 a weird age to be going to see an escort
>>28432748
its weird if you make it weird by being a huge fucking autist about it
>>28432748
Yeah, but they'll still take you.
It is not the norm.
I saw an Escort at 18 but felt too uncomfortable or nervous to do anything so asked if I could just rest my head on her lap and lie down. Then I talked to her about my problems and asked things about her for 45 minutes while she moved her fingers through my hair then I left.
The next time I went to see an escort was when I was 21.
I felt dirty afterwards and like I had wasted my money and it was not worth it.
>tfw it's the first mothers day without my mom being alive
i didn't even realize it was mothers day until i clicked the homepage of google just now
She's with you in spirit, anon.
>>28432747
Sue google for emotional trauma.
>>28432747
It's going to happen to all of us eventually, you're not alone. No matter where you are, she's always a piece of you
Girls only!
Tell me your most devilish period stories.
>be 13 get my first period
>on a car trip with my family
>stop at gas station notice brown stain on underoos
>oh shit finally dont know what to do
>stuff toliet paper in undies
>bring extra tp jic
> fast forward an hour
>take tp out of undies and put new tp in
>put bloody tp in cup holder
>get to grandmas house
>Dad unloading car
>dad finds bloody tp and asks me what it is
>tfw I tell him I spilled chocolate milk
>tfw dad touches my period blood
>tfw I haven't menstruated in two months
>>28432706
I don't give a fuck about periods
>>28432743
Why are you so hostile? You won't find a nice girl to spend the rest of your life with if you don't change your attitude.
itt: food for robots
No man, yuck. In no way is this preferred bachelor chow. Eat a hamburger for chrissakes...
>>28432703
>Lunchables
You mean food for eight-year-olds.
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>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (1.37% content).
Do people change after highschool? for good or bad?
They change, usually by far for the better to be honest. Even the worst people usually mellow by the time they hit 30.
>>28432733
Nigger, I'm 19 and I became more of a recluse.
>>28433653
Try harder then.
Hey robots, I need to study for exams tommorow. I haven't started. Can you guys tell me it's going to be okay?
YOU'RE SCREWED! Go over one main concept for each subtopic. Caffeine helps. Make sure you're on time for your exam and know the venue, your individual seat and have prepared any materials or paperwork necessary. Good luck bb
>>28432635
you're going to fail if you dont study right now
You're going to fail, look how late it is.
This wouldn't even be cramming, it'd be just pointless.
Just accept that you fucked up
>Anon, get the fuck in
Fucking make me
>>28432609
B-but my m-mummy doesn't want me talking to strangers.
>>28432634
And then he picked you up and put you in the car. The end
How can a poor goyim like me get a highly intelligent Jewish gf??
>>28432600
Have money.
Convert.
It might help if you understand the difference between plural and singular
>>28432613
Can you really just "convert" to Judaism?
I do look kinda Jewish,
what is your favorite cartoon, /r9k/?
mine would be pic related although i did finish Drawn Together like last week and that show was fucking hilarious.
To be honest, I've never actually seen a full episode of Moral Orel, but I remember someone posted the father's monologue and it was surprisingly meaningful, really impressed me.
https://youtu.be/1tV29aD7dFI
>>28432671
the entire series is on vimeo right now as we speak. this show is literally a fucking masterpiece. every episode is around 10 minutes long and season 3 is 10/10
that whole scene was truly beautiful though
>>28432671
The whole thing really hits harder when you watch the whole thing considering it starts off as a zany though inoffensive caricature of modern american christianity
>threads used to consistently last an hour and thirty minutes before dying
>now they only last an hour
>as more and more normies come here this board just gets worse and worse
>"muh gf" posters, tripfags, people with friends, Skype groups, underaged succubi in almost every thread
>the few good threads receive maybe ten posts before dying
It's just sad desu.
The worst part is that wizchan and infinit chans are both dead
Theres really no other options besides wading through the sea of shit to find something good
>>28432598
Using filters and hiding threads from the catalog helps a little.
But I know what you mean. Even in just the past two months I've noticed a decline in the quality of threads here.
the tripfag drama should be quieter now. /r9k/ seems pretty good at the moment, just continue to ignore shit you don't like.
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