>that day you realized everyone can smell the cum but you
>>28435730
>it smells salty in here anon
>>28435730
>tfw mom picks up my cum filled socks and cleans my fleshlight out sometimes.
I know, isn't it great? Everyone can smell me and knows I'm a beta virgin loser just from the scent.
Daily reminder That Jesus Christ loves you and only wants the best for you.
Remember,
If you want to listen to GOD, read his word.
If you want GOD to listen to you, pray to him and pray regularly.
And if you want to experience GOD's love and graciousness, spend time with his people.
https://youtu.be/B-0oQrmFSwQ
How is your walk of faith going robots?
>>28435713
i'm an honest man usually
faith requires honesty
to be honest in my faith i must honestly believe
to honestly believe i cannot just tell myself to begin to believe
do you see how i cannot have faith
i mean there are people that believe and have this headmate that gives them warmth, comfort, strength and everything else but somewhere along the way they found something they could deny, that enabled their faith
i do not have that
i can't believe
a personal desire for warmth, comfort, strength, doesn't mean I can just kid myself into believing in something better it doesn't work that way fuck
Well Odin and Thor have blessed my home town with rain for the past few days. Which means my honourable actions have been honourable.
I will be hosting a feast with a few of my friends so that we can all fight in a tournament and eat upon the flesh of the hunted animals.
Translation: Pretending to be a pagan because Vikings are kewl
Do you have big balls anon?
>>28435679
No they're pretty small and unimpressive, just like my dick
Yeah, they drag my peen skin down so my grower looks even smaller.
I like my dong, tho.
yes and i hate them
they get in the way when iwear panties
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
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FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it...
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Bumping cause I want robros in here
>>28435675
real room here
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
>>28435707
Imma need proofs that its the real one
Thanks for the bump btw
How do I get over feeling like I'm not good enough to have sex, and not good enough to have a loving gf.
If I ever had sex with a girl I'd feel very guilty, because due to me not being worthy I must have used immoral means of some kind to achieve this result. I'd be the stereotypical autistic beta who apologises after sex.
sorry to break it you but sex is meaningless these days
>>28435710
Nonsense.
If it was meaningless then rape wouldn't be such a huge deal.
>>28435661
Maybe you aren't good enough anon, maybe it isn't just a feeling but the truth and that is what is so depressing
>claims to be depressed
>attends school regularly or keeps up a high stress job
>is in a relationship
>has friends
Where were you when you realized a normal wouldn't last 2 days in the shoes of a robot?
You're only in the early stages of robot-hood my dear anon. I was a high-school drop out shut in from age 15 to 26. I ended up going back and getting my high-school education at and I am now in my 3rd year of university at age 29.
Why did I do this? I just got bored of being at home all the time. I played 10,000s of hours of video games, watched 1000s of movies and tv shows. Read 100s of books. Ended up getting so bored of gaming that I started lifting. YES LIFTING, after being sedentary for all my life.
I am still emotionless, numb and unable to connect...
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>>28435717
Why even bother? You're too late.
>>28435636
They would likely be fine. Most of the shit people bitch about here are things that could easily fixed, but instead you'd rather make le sad frog threads and cry about shit instead of trying to better yourself.
>$1,800 NEETbux come in next Friday
Have a good Monday wagecucks
>>28435608
>tfw make more than that in a week
>>28435608
1800 in neetbux, how..
t. neet that gets maybe 600-700 a month total
>>28435608
I thought NEETs were suppose to be really smart and read a lot. You obviously have never read the book who moved my cheese
>fembot vaginal slime
What sort of feelings does this phrase evoke in you, anons? My coochie won't stop producing mucous, is it because I am getting over a flu? My sinuses were all drippy but now my vagina is the one leaking goo. I'm bored.
>>28435595
>What sort of feelings does this phrase evoke in you, anons?
I'm just curious as to how it tastes. Give it a lick and report back.
a little snail trail never hurt anyone
im game
>>28435595
I would love to lick it all up
What stops you from suicide?
My health card expired on may 2nd last year. (my birthday). My mom wanted me to get it all done up and renewed and I kept passing it off as being lazy and I didn't want to do it. Realistically I knew if I renewed it I'd want to kill myself.
Basically the health card in canada works is if you get hurt it's generally covered by the federal government. So if I broke my arm, I'd only have to pay 50 dollars or so to get it fixed while if I had it expired I'd have to pay the full amount to get it x-rayed and what...
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>spending tax money to save suicidal retards who were too big of failures to do it right
this is what sandersfags support
>>28435618
what does sanders have to do with anything when I'm canadian.
We have the guy that wants to legalize weed here.
>>28435536
I would never attempt suicide because I know that it would destroy my parents and the few friends I have, and I care about them way too much to ever put them through something like that
I care more about the people that it would hurt than my own life, fancy that
WHY CANT GIRLS BY LAW BE SOMEONES PROPERTY BY REQUEST? WOMEN SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SELF AUTONOMY THEY NEED MEN TO SURVIVE, FUCK THIS GIRLS ARE HUMAN BEINGS SHIT THEY JUST CHOOSE WHAT GUY THEY WANT TO FUCK AND WALK OVER OTHER MEN THEY SEE AS UNDESIRABLE, SINCE WHEN DID WOMEN DECIDE WHAT PARTNER THEY WANT? IT'S NOT WOMEN THAT ACTIVELY SEEK A PARTNER THEY JUST OPEN THEIR LEGS AND WAIT.
I FUCKING HATE GIRLS, IF YOU DON'T CONFORM TO THEIR STANDARDS WHICH ALL OF THEM SHARE YOUR DIRT TO THEM, I DONT CARE IF SHE DOSENT FEEL THE SAME WAY MY EMOTIONS ARE STRONGER...
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just buy a fleshligh faggot thats what you really want
>>28435457
ugh creep alert
Literally just convert to Islam.
>Be engrossed in some form of media to the point where you forget everything about yourself.
>Feel great
>Until you come back to reality and notice how awful and disgusting you are.
Great.
>>28435456
you're dumb! haha
you're a dummy!
hahaha
Just had this happen to me.
Escapism is the primary focus of my life but it doesn't feel worth it if I will always feel horrible afterwards.
This is me with character creators in vidya
I got stung by a cloud of yellow jackets while i was drinking and camping in the woods with friends,
i was swarmed and i took off all my clothes and ran around screaming and shitting out of extreme terror and pain
they stung my sweet smelling shit covered anus and legs
>>28435441
I had the same experience with hornets, and it hurt like shit.
Instead of your scenario, however, I stood my ground and fought them to the very end. And then I retreated as fast as I can after there were too many.
I remember my hand being all bumpy and shit, with all the puss coming out. Had to neutralize it with cold ice.
I'm here for you, OP.
>Caulk or screen all entrances to my house shut so wasps can't nest in the grooves
>Wipe all my cedar garden walls down with mint oil to discourage wasps from approaching them to gather wood for nesting
>Mix Geranium with my flowering fruits so the scent/silhouette/color discourages wasps from foraging in them
>Mist some of my plants with Chrysanthemum because it's toxic to wasps
>With...
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Evening m'gentlemen
Why would someone not trust me of all people?
This might be old news, but apparently there are gay sexual assault accusations in a house of professional Smash Bros players. You can't make this up.
I took a day or two off from tinder
I find this really hard to believe but
are there guys here who are really virgins over the age of 20 who haven't even kissed a girl?
I lost my virginity with 20 years, so yeah, I don't doubt
29 kv here.
The most action Ive ever had was in 8th Grade when a group of girls were playing that 'truth or dare' game near me and one of them got dared to slowly lick me all over my face.
She actually did it, and I was fucking paralyzed. Felt so good.
>>28435387
20 years 7 months old have yet to hold-hands, hug or kiss a female. I have never been any sort of relationship with a female.
I'll answer anything.
What are your thoughts on Latinas?
>>28435356
>what are your thoughts on whores
They're whores. What the fuck else
>>28435374
your mom's an even bigger whore
I want a latina gf ;_;