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Write a letter to someone, anyone.
Something that is hard to say or you may be avoiding saying.
Fuck you, F and C
t. R
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan origional comment
Dear mom,
I feel kinda bad, but I don't think you are ever going to have any grandchildren from me. I know you kind of expect it in time and just want me to get my life on track before getting a girl but I don't see it happening.
The dating game sucks, all these girls suck and I'm done putting everything I have into relationships and getting a girl to notice me because if I give anything other than 100% they find some other dick to suck since apparently it's all abundant as fuck.
I feel kinda bad and the only reason it's on my mind because I saw how today you got all excited and happy when that 2 year old girl wandering the restaurant came up to me, waved, smiled and then hugged my hand. It was cute and all, but I can see how you want that to be my kid one day who loves her daddy and then you can spoil her rotten with things.
But, nah. Women suck, the dating game sucks and I think I'm going to stay alone for a long time. I'm sorry to disappoint.
If God supposedly loves me, how come he doesn't get me a gf?
>>28438607
Because our ass hasn't been to church in years.
Or a decade
>>28438607
He's not real.
/thread
>>28438607
Maybe.... God is your gf?
think about it
Have you even left the house this month, robots?
>>28438574
Could someone actually enjoy traveling this much? I mean, sure, there may be many magnificent and interesting important countries to visit, but when you're at the 71st I don't think you'll be able to find very culturally enriched small African shitholes with tin shacks.
He's just traveling this much for the social points/score, isn't he?
>>28439225
Yes. His just doing it for the attention. Keep seeing him on YouTube trending. I can't believe people enjoy watching others vlog about their materialistic lives.
>>28438574
This guy looks like the "enlightened" traveler type.
I would avoid him at all costs.
>have urge to fap
>think about her
>completely lose urge to fap
you guys should get an oneitis/waifu/muse/obsession if you want to do a successful nofap
>not fapping to your ex
>>28438528
Does the opposite for me
>ex getting drilled about now by her current bf
>she got better looking with time, you got fat
>she is happy and you are epitome of misery
ITT: Post your art or anything you have made
Drew this on my 3DS in 23 minutes
I made this.
https://soundcloud.com/groundscraper/decisions
Shit at drawing tho, wish I had that skill. Pretty impressive you drew that on a 3DS.
started drawing this shit last jan and never bothered to finish it
>>28438493
I cannot draw but was a TA in ceramics. :3
>tfw gave most of my ocarinas away
>meant to give this one to a channer girl I once knew
>bone flute ocarina hybrid thingy
is haganai a good anime?
It's okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHNmmxP1sw
I fapped to the silver loli a lot.
Is it a good anime to edge to? That blonde girl looks cute
Any anime recommendations robots?
>>28438431
Umm, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, Kill la Kill, Spice and Wolf, Nichijou. Lots of good stuff but I guess taste is subjective
>>28438431
you just have to say what kind of FEELS you want
>>28438554
Anything is good honestly, just list your favorites.
00:00
New day.
You know the drill.
Fuck you 9am here, go fuck yourself amerifat
>>28438423
What a stupid fucking concept. It's basically just acknowledging that you can never have a bowl that is entirely gold, and you can only afford to fill up a few cracks. You will never be gold.
>>28438456
Plen.
Was little finger a robot? I guess he is too high functioning
He got beat up by Chad and beta orbited his onitis. Then he became a hedge fund manager and ran the world and fucks his onitis' daughter.
Why is r9k so filled with low-functioning Autist and beta instead of high functioning ones?
>>28438392
Go look at the top post on r/all
Then kill yourself
Nobody cares
>>28438392
Because the others learned useful coping mechanisms, we are the failed experiments.
yes, because life is exactly like GoT
>tfw closeted homo
I'm so fucking lonely. I can't get a bf because the thought of someone finding out makes me want to kill myself.
Same desu. Mommy wouldn't be happy if I came out.
>>28438376
>tfw she talks about how she wants you to get married to a nice girl and have kids
This makes me sad. Why is coming out so bad? What is your situation like?
I had a lot of ear infections as a kid, including one that resulted in pus pouring out of my ears all day. Do those cause tinnitus, though?
Or did my parents do something like let a dog bark in my ear when I was 1 day old?
It's hearing damage. Turn down your fucking sound.
>>28438274
Oh right I forgot to clarify I've had tinnitus since elementary school.
So my parents ARE responsible?
>>28438292
Misclicked your (you) >>28438306
I'm addicted to sissy fantasies.
>>28438203
Same senpai
Straight shit doesn't turn me on much anymore
>>28438203
So am I. I want to fuck a sissy feminized so much that you would never be able to tell was born a man until you removed the panties.
>Tfw you will never dominate and fuck a sissy causing their eyes to roll back in their head in pleasure.
I'm addicted to daddy fantasies. Expecially non-human daddys.
Hey I didn't know what other board to ask this about. There's an old busty model who's stuff I absolutely loved watching the previews for in middle school. However nostalgia-fapping for free is difficult because her stuff is almost non-existant outside of tiny 30 second previews. I'm considering actually biting the bullet and paying 30 dollars for access to one of those old-style porn websites where her stuff is still stored.
I had a few questions for you guys:
1.How shady are these sorts of websites? I remember as a kid I thought the pay-by-the-month things always looked like a rip off.
2.Does any of the money still go to the model? Would it matter if I uploaded all the shit to motherless?
>>28438182
you're gonna pay money to see that ugly old hag? lmao what a cuck
>>28438182
If that's who you are interested in subscribing to then yeah the Score Group is legit. I subscribed to them one time for some nostalgia faps. No weird billing or credit card issues or anything like that.
>>28438596
thanks man, sounds legit
i saw a dead little bird that fell of his nest once
it was geting eatan by ants
At least it was dead.
Holy fuck I saw that once as a kid. Baby bird was still alive. Fuck. When it died we shook the ants off and buried him
>>28438181
I stepped on and killed a little bird once
Then I left it to potentially get eaten by ants
>never kissed a girl
>repulsed by the idea of dating a girl who isn't a kissless, virgin
>>28438175
kissless is too much man
kissing is too easy to do
>>28438197
You don't think I know that, you fucking retard?
I can't just change this way I think any more than you could just change to be attracted to acne covered, hairy, burn victim, transvestite niggers
Better get used to being alone, anon.
