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>gone through a lot of shit during 2015 and this year it just keeps getting worse and worse
>started wearing a cross around my neck few months ago
>not even religious more of a symbolic
>frequent sui thoughts
>rope around the neck reminds me of the pain and things I don't wanna do
>cant shake the feeling that this is just teasing my neck
>picrel
When does it stop?
>Inb4 just kill urself
CRAAAAAWLIIIING IIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
original tbo
Wow just got news that my aunt has lung cancer.
Fuck
thats not even a cross faggot
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME, DADDY, WHY???
Because you were 12 and kept shitting your pants all the time. I bet you still do it you little fucking faggot.
>>28441892
Same reason why he left me, Anon.. For very long periods of time.
Money.
It's okay I have a chocolate daddy now he and mommy wrestle a lot
INTJs are the most future oriented types and have amazing capability to see into the future. How far you may ask? No less than 33 years!
Thirty-three YEARS
That's longer than most people's age on this board.
ENTPs were a close runner up
http://oddlydevelopedtypes.com/content/intj-foresight
How does it feel to be crushed under the overwhelming realisation that rationalists are without doubt the greatest type in just about every way?
>believing the world will conform to your present personal plans in three decades time
wow, this is why INTJ is the autismo type. They might plan ahead 33 years, but they won't live out the plan they made at 20 when they are 50. If they don't live out the plan what is the actual point of making one? it's just autismo.
I am an intp and I have plans for the next 8 trillion years. Get on my level idiots.
>>28441863
Remember kids, ENTP is best personality type, they have enough boldness to be an alpha chad and have similar abilities to INTJs. Sure you don't have the godlike nerdfag powers of INTJs but you aren't a social retard that normies trash on, you have the persuasion skills to make them fuck off or become your servants/follwers.
Anyone else here /entp master race/ here?
If women have lower sex drives, why are they way more commonly to be actively having sex than men?
Why do women have large partner counts?
Why do women sloot around in the club?
Wouldn't female virgins be more common if their sex drive was lower?
I never understood this meme.
Femanons tend to say "I don't really like sex, I only had it with like 31 people and I only have it 3 times a week now"
>>28441856
I forgot to mention, why are women more commonly "exploring their self"
They are willing to take a break from relationship scene.
Just to explore all their sexual desires.
They experiment with different races & genders to find out what pleases them sexually the most.
Why would they do this if they supposedly don't like sex nearly as much as men?
Why are all their preferences for boyfriends based on his ability to pound their pussies? (Height, muscles, dominance, aggressiveness, nigger.)
>>28441856
For a lot of them, it's a way to satisfy their need for attention. Sex is one of the easiest ways for them to get attention from men.
That's not to say that many women don't have high sex drives, however.
They say they don't like sex, not because they don't like it, but because they don't want to seem like sluts.
Even if they have two 12 inch black cocks stuffed into their ass and a dozen more cocks aimed at every orifice they will proclaim "I'm not a slut!".
Which is basically the same as saying "I'm not like other girls".
I have to leave in 15 minutes to go be a wage slave for eight hours. I miss being a NEET
JESUS CHRIST HOW LAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO LET YOUR GARBAGE CAN TO GET LIKE THAT?
>>28441822
I'm posting from home in my lunch break. Work's just down the road, feels comfy man
>>28441822
>nipples pointing down
ITT: People that are literally you.
Origi anal comment
>>28441786
ur mombtw, how's the job search going? I don't mean to bug you about it... but I think getting a job would do you some good. I'll be home to make dinner at around six, so don't go anywhere! (haha, JK, I know you never leave the house). Love you bunches xoxo
>>28441786
>claims that he is Nietzsche despite being a robot
You fucking idiot, Nietzsche could get laid, indeed he actually died of syphilis.
>shut up, you're not funny.
>>28441762
>you're ugly, fuck off
perfect answer right there
>>28441789
i can always find the perfect answer, but later when the topic is not relevant anymore
>>28441789
>all the orbiters exclude you from the group from then on
Should I date a girl with mild aspergers? She's naive, innocent and cute.
>>28441741
sure man go for it
the mentaly challenged need love too
Be a REAL man and step up to the plate
You should date her, but you shouldn't post on /r9k/ you fucking normie.
There is no reason to have sex
from the pros-cons perspective, the only good thing sex has is a momentary pleasure that, while being very intense, it doesn't have any lasting benefits and thus it isn't much different from masturbation, while it has a fucking lot of cons, such as having to find a partner, having to put an effort into pleasuring the partner, regrets, etc. Specially turning into a slave of such thing and turning your life into a constant pursue of sex, not being able to live without it anymore
Of course, its purpose is to make babies, but why the fuck would I want to do that? It's even another point against having sex
Very true OP. An intelligent post indeed. Quite the thing to ponder.
>>28441694
Sure, tell yourself that's the reason you're not getting laid or have a partner in your life
What about as an intimate bonding experience with a person you love?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/09/police-man-shoots-kills-brother-in-beef-over-cheeseburger.htm
>Ameriburgers
>in a beef over a cheeseburger
>>28441692
America is a third world hellhole in first world clothing.
You ever have a good cheeseburger? If you did you'd sympathize with this man.
What does /r9k/ think of Tiger Woods?
I bet he has a sturdy nine iron
He wears two pairs of pants, to restrain his mastodonic black penis.
He's not Jack Nicklaus.
>the spider in my bathroom wants to make me think it isn't there by hiding during the day
>tfw I KNOW it's there because of the cobwebs
Why are spiders so fukcing stupid? Post some other stories where spiders got BTFO
Think of what you would do if the shoe was on the other foot and some 60 ft tall spider came crawling into your room. I'm pretty sympathetic to spiders, they're bro tier and in most cases help eliminate the other bugs who can become pests.
>>28441712
Nice try spider get off the internet. I'd rather have bugs in my house then some venomous spider that's just itching for its chance to kill me
>>28441869
The vast majority of spiders aren't poisonous to humans and even the ones that are for the most part won't bite unless you specifically try to attack it or it feels it's life is in jeopardy. They won't go out of their way to attack you.
>trying to go to sleep
>autistic weeb manchild roommate is making retarded animal noises like the retarded weeb manchild he is
FOR THE LAST TIME THEY'RE NOT ANIMAL NOISES I'M PRACTICING MY NINJUTSU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28441649
What does he do?
An original question for you.
>>28441652
Wouldn't surprise me if this was actually the case tbqh, this guy is a fucking clown, we've had literally THREE people move out this year alone because they can't stand him
Only reason I'm still here is because I can't afford to move, plus have nowhere else to go
Where are my fellow atheistbros at?
>OP's face when all of his friends are imaginary
Jesus = dat boi
o shit
>>28441617
No one in your thread OP? Gee I wonder why. Fuck off kike.
Sage
>in love with girl
>been flirting for 4 months
>hanging out
>she meets Chad
>Chad starts flirting with her
>they exchanged numbers
>girl says to me "fucking hell he's sexy"
>mfw
Kek. Cucked, friendzone etc.
Accept the fact that you'll never be him
>>28441568
>>been flirting for 4 months
Are you trying to bullshit us? You should have made a serious move on her within the first week of flirting. Move on and make sure to make a fucking move in time next time.
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