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Tfw 10/10 cute blonde gf
>>28447325
>3d
>10/10
>qt
hehehehehh
>>28447325
this old skank is 10/10 on robot scale? wew
4/10 on Chad scale.
Enjoy your used goods.
Tfw 10/10 cute sandnigger gf
>Strict muslim parents
>No way to fuck her
What am I doing?
ITT: robots beg for fembots to be their qt gf
Give your stats and what you're looking for then hope a qt adds you on Skype or something.
Me
>21
>m
>5'8" (I-I'll wear insoles if you want...)
>in okay shape, not /fit/ but getting there
>glasses
>white
>I think I'm kind of qt, just shy
>weeb
You
>18-20
>shorter than me pls
>not fat
>any race is good (I like Asians and, but I'd be more than willing to date a black grill. Some are very qt)
>decent/10
>virgin
Pls respond
>>28447238
Me
>26
>m
>5'5
>skinny
>white
>brown hair, grey eyes
>has job
>enjoys foreign films, reading, and good music
You
>alive (optional)
>20
>m
>5'1
>skinny
>white
>look like 7th grade skater emo
you
>cute
>accustomed to poorpeoplelyfe
>degenerate
>girl
>girl
>girl
Pic related; my favorite.
Agreed senpai, pizza is fucking delicious.
>someone who scrawls words like a first grader is going out with a certified five-head
>they'll probably end up breeding
Why did we stop treating eugenics as a legitimate science?
Agreed senpai, humans are fucking delicious.
I don't get it.
Why is it so hard for me to find a girl?
Why do I have to be single while an ugly nigger like this gets to have a 9/10 white qt?
Girls have said that I'm handsome. Then they say they have a boyfriend. What the FUCK.
because you have no value
kys you pos
Not OP but in same situation. At least I can find peace in the fact that I am a non white ugly manlet with fucked up proportions (fell for the SS meme).
>>28447218
He's not ugly, his hair just looks like a mop. You sound lame as fuck OP.
I sent a picture to one of my friends and this was her response, it wasn't even lewd.
>>28447145
Tell her because you earn money with it.
post the pic you sent her orig
>>28447208
But I don't, it was just a picture I found.
>>28447241
No problem.
Who /schizoaffective disorder/ here? Im mostly just depressed right now. Cigarettes really help though.
Self diagnoses the thread right here
Post to get your pity party (you)s!
whats up
like
what do you even want to talk about senpai?
i'm always depressed, I want to just fucking suicide already
>tfw out of weed and cigarettes
>>28447113
kill yourself
>oregano comment
>say fuck it
>get gf
>now stuck with her after a year constantly fighting over dumb shit
>care too much to be able to ignore her
>shes playing crazy psycho tricks
Jesus christ all women are succubi. Don't trust them.
All women?
Binary thinking is a hallmark of low IQ, and it's just about all robots do.
One of the things you idiots may learn as you get older, if you don't kill yourselves, is that very few things are absolute or black and white. Most things are in a form of dynamic equilibrium. Many, many men are retarded and evil, just like many women are retarded and evil.
Listen here, robots, it's time to stop projecting all your anger and self-loathing onto women.
Women have to be trained anon, you let her get this way.
>met girl on /r9k/ two years ago
>moved in with each other year ago
>have never had a single fight with each other, not even once
Your compatibility is shit
r8 my dat boi video out of 10 pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtM_eDV2zTY
its not a treadmill you fucking dunce
did you think for even a secod before uploading this
nice reddit meme son :^)
>>28447154
erm yes it is are you blind
*farts* hi wagecucks us NEETS get to drink wine every morning. Too bad u can't or mr Greenberg will make u work without week pay for being "drunk" off of one drink like a child!
Sucks to suck!
>>28447023
l like mr. Greenberg, he has a nice cock :3
>>28447061
yeah he really does
>>28447023
Wagecucks will never know the feel of midweek, morning drinking
>NEET
>tfw I could knock out every fatass out-of-shape wagecuck on this board with one punch
Being a NEET god grants you the free time needed to unlock the true power of man's physical form. Why are you still a wagecuck?
Good.
When your neetbucks are cut off youll make a hell of a ditch digger.
>>28446999
Yet, you feel to brag about it on this board.
>>28446999
>NEET
>Straight
Pick only one going forward
>went prison gay five years ago
>actually turned out to be pretty nice, in stable relationship
>women have started to hit on me in the past year
REEEEE where were you half a decade and hundreds of loads in my mouth and ass ago!?
>>28446995
>first thing he does when he gets out of prison is post on 4chan
Kek is this real
>>28447040
I didn't mean I'd literally been to prison, I just meant the condition of going gay out of loneliness and duress.
I've been considering going prison gay as a bottom, should I?
Why is mirror me so hot? In pictures I look like a retarded version of Sylvester Stallone but I look really good in the mirror. Also my mirrors reflection is even shittier, should I just end it?
I have a big peepee though, I think
That's a mental disorder called "narcissism"
>>28446936
A retarded version of a guy who's pretty fucking retarded to begin with. Wew
>>28446965
fuck
I hate myself
I'm so angry at myself for being ugly. I look in the mirror and I wanna punch myself in my ugly face for being so god damn ugly.
>>28446935
Anon....anon, it's not your fault.
>>28446935
IM UGLY AND I HATE IT
>>28446935
>wear a mask
>go to costume parties / conventions
>fuck bitches
How many days did you spend on WoW? On all my characters i had over 700 days clocked + god knows what on private servers.
Do you regret it all? I want to say but i think it would to be too easy to. I enjoyed most of it and if i didnt spend it on wow i would have spent it on other dumb shit.
Share stories.
I was literally about to make an "escapism" thread. Should we make this the /escapism/ general, or should I just steal your picture?
>>28446920
Well if theres no interest then /escapism/ general works for me
Recently dxm has done the trick
>>28446807
Multiply the amount of hours you spent on video games by the minimum wage. How much money could you have earned?
Reflect on this.
What do i do bros?
I have 12 hours of community service to do and my court date is this wednesday, plz help
>>28446745
You can do 12 hours of community service tomorrow.
What did you do anyway?
>>28446745
Do you community service.
>>28446770
You sure? Should I just show up at my local church or something?
Was out egging houses and chit to get back at normies, cops showed and me and a buddy started running but like the sperg I am I tripped and they cuffed my ass.
