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How much do you drink a day /r9k/?
32 year old here, do graphic design work online enough to pay cheap as shit rent and afford booze.
I havent eaten in 2 days and I drink 10 tall boys a day just cause I cant afford hard liquor.
damn how do you drink on an empty stomach, that would make me puke or get ulcers
I'm a whiskey man myself, I love mixing that shit with lemonade or coke, or just drinking it straight.
>>28449857
If I drink after I've eaten the beers dont do shit tbqh
empty stomach is where it's at, at least with beers
Zero
Get of a hold of yourself man, jesus
How am I supposed to eat more than 2000 calories a day? And even if I "eat big" I'm afraid I'll just throw it up.
>>28449773
Take some fucking food and shove it in your worthless, time wasting mouth, you dumb shit.
Seriously.
You're probably already eating 2k. People tend to underestimate how many calories they're consuming.
Just space your stuff out better.
go to burger king or some other amerifat restaurant
>tfw stare at cute girl's legs in class
>tfw stare at their tights
>tfw stare at their chest
>been caught several times before
>mfw never confronted
They probably think u r mute.
>>28449767
>walk down Miami beach
>blatantly stare at topless girls
>none of them do shit except stare back, even if they have a boyfriend they don't do shit
Free titties, yo. I'm absolutely certain they want to be stared at. Some pretend to be asleep or have their eyes closed, but their looking at you. Some even smile.
The most extroverted are the black girls, who smile back and wink
Once passed some sort of sports team on vacation, like 9 topless black girls lines up in a row
I went in a circle and passed them twice, slowly, and all they did was smile and laugh
the best technique is to take sweeping looks across the room whenever you want to look
that way if they catch you your eyes are already in motion and there won't be an awkward sudden shift that p much reveals what was going on
on trains/busses window reflections are pretty useful too
Can you name one actress in GoT, who is more attractive than Sophie Turner?
I bet you can't.
>>28449765
She is pretty good looking. I love her hair.
Though body-wise I prefer Emilia Clarke
>>28449867
Sophie Turner also has a pretty nice body tbqh
I think her and Clarke are almost equally attractive.
>>28449867
Pic related
oreganocommenti
>tfw ate my sperm
What's it like?
I came on my own face once, the most degenerate thing I've ever done. Highly doubt I'll ever do it again, I distinctly remember a very intense feeling of self loathing immediately afterwards
>>28449742
awful, don't do it
>very intense feeling of self loathing immediately afterwards
also this, not doing it again, why am I such a degenerate?
>>28449777
Lol, just don't dwell on it and exclusively keep your porn to the lesbian variety for a little while
Helped me get rid of some of the self hatred at least. Not all of it, but you'll never get rid of ALL of it
What say next
"So when are you going to take this dick, babe?"
>>28449692
>all of those notifications
God damn OP.
>>28449692
she's laughing at you man, just stop talking to her
Is there a reason that I get sad to the point of sometimes crying when I drink alone lately? It doesn't usually happen when I'm having a few beers at home, but it's started happening recently. It doesn't happen at all when I'm around someone or multiple people either.
What's going on, /r9k/? I know you guys aren't all psychologists, but can someone at least offer a theory?
I just want to clarify that I am 19, and I am not an alcoholic by any means, if those factors help in answering.
>>28449602
What exactly do you get sad about when drunk?
>>28449602
>get drunk
>feel good
>the next two days feel horrible depressed
this is why I stopped drinking, made depression even worse
Alcohol is a depressant that's why
>Plumber comes into the surgery
>Has come to fix a problem with the water tank
>Can't get into the attic to access it
>Wants me to give him a step-ladder
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28449585
I love these threads oaoaoO
>>28450587
Dr shipman loves all of his patients
>>28450931
Did they ever find out why he did it?
I'm finally ready for it. Doesn't life suck?
is that your mom and sister, oneitis, or just random females?
kill vicky before u go plz
ill be joining u in valhalla soon my man
who /night terror/ here?
i have nightmares everyday, i don't know what is to sleep well in over 2 years
my mom says i scream during the night while I'm sleeping and sometimes i wake up screaming
i don't smoke or drink and i do exercises everyday, it probably has to do with my depression and social anxiety
anyone else?
please respond r ssh ffffd
>>28449841
iktf so bad OP.
>gasp, choke, talk, scream and moan in my sleep
>get night terrors too
>sometimes wake up screaming and it takes me upwards of an hour for the paranoia to subside and for me to calm down
>this has been every night
>since I was 4 years old
>every night
I have a lot of mental problems and the content of my dreams seems to directly reflect them. I also have untreated sleep apnea, and take a medication that can induce nightmares, so I'm utterly fucked.
>>28449932
hey do you have any problems with hallucinations too? some weeks ago i woke up desperate because i thought there was a giant spider in my room so i threw alot of the stuff in my room until i got really conscious
and last week i started screaming and my mom came to see me and i punched her
i tried to explain it wasn't me but she wouldn't believe
BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME BOUT TIME
>>28449470
BOUT DAM TIME
I DONE RAN THAT MONEY UP BOUT TIME
>>28449470
JUST FUCKED YO BITCH
IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS
HOW DO I ASK A CLASSMATE OUT
I WILL NOT SEE HER AFTER FINALS
PLEASE HELP A KHV OUT
>>28449459
>Hey can I get your number?
>Hand her your phone
Its possible that she says no or gives you a fake number, in which case you move on. You can't trick girls into liking you by coming up with a clever way to ask them out
>>28449459
HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW ANON
>>28449544
I already have her number anon.
I'm an autistic obese neckbeard who is afraid to lose weight. Why? Because I can't deal with any kind of attention from strangers, not even eye contact, especially if it comes from a smiling female. My anxiety levels jump through the roof and I just wanna hide somewhere. At this weight (123 kg with 177 cm height) it doesn't really happen, but I used to be ~20kg lighter and it made my life more miserable than it is now. I'm also forced to live and commute in a huge, densely populated city. I want the best of two worlds: lose 40 kg but remain invisible to the opposite sex. Don't recommend therapy because a therapist made sure I can never trust them ever again. Wat do? (Pic unrelated.)
this is one of the most inane threads I have ever seen
like what the fuck are you EVEN talking about
>>28449458
KYS Faggot
Originaloni
>>28449458
EAT RIGHT and EXERCISE. How you go about this is up to you.
You can hide and somehow get food whilst doing hiit on a bike or conquer ur fears and do the jogging meme once you can walk for 20 minutes without your knees exploding.
What I suspect is ur obese and the magic obesity switch has disabled your satiety response so ur gonna be hungry for the rest of your life wow.
Good luck you'll need it.
>select all images with bikes
A sign desu.
I fucking hate women so goddamn much.
>>28449411
What happened this time, anon?
>>28449453
Everything. I hate their shit taste in movies, art, literature, music. I hate their left wing politics. I hate those stupid faces they make. I hate their phones that they spend every minute glued to. I hate their stupid clothing. I hate their complete self-absorption and selfishness. I hate their gossiping. I hate their promiscuous nature and I hate that they love serial killers. I hate that they never do anything with their lives, I hate that they have never contributed to civilization. I hate that people put them on a pedestal and give them free shit just for having a cunt. Hate. Hate. I hate them.
>>28449603
Dude. Sounds like you need to smoke a blunt and chill. Everyone knows bitches are all the things you said. You can't let it get to you.
Write a letter to someone
Inb4 Dear Stan
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Rae- how's the weather down there in HELL?
Anyway, sorry I threw that fake slave auction where you were trapped under a shopping cart and I described how well you'd work the fields.
I may have been at fault for some of your racially-based cognitive dissonance and identity issues.
I'd never had a black friend before, or really met a black person, and I combination of liberal casual racism, the vintage comics and cartoons my parents kept around, and edgy cable TV made me a tiny nazi.
Whoops.
I hope your suicide wasn't my fault, but it probably was 45% my fault.
-C.
