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Are there any ways to make my penis bigger without surgery? Also does jelqing work and does it also increase girth?
>>28451973
why is the bigger penis black
>>28451973
KEGELS
>>28452010
do we really need to say why?
>>28451973
Why do you need a bigger penis? It's not like you're going to be using it.
>in crowded area
>spot woman wearing big ear rings
>i really wanna do it
>ask myself if i should
>she looks like a bitch
>itstime.gif
>grab one
>pull with all the force the lord lucifer has transfered to me
>drop the ring with about 1cm of skin on it
>speed of into the crowd
>no one realises but her
>looked behind
>not looking my direction
>just confused and in pain
>feelsgoodman
I want memecat posters to leave, this ain't going to spread.
Haven't you ever heard of Fefe, Wofl, or Bebe?
>in crowded area
Fucking normie
>>28451931
I think this is fake. How would no one notice?
Just start going to the gym robots
>>28451912
good call, gonna order some weights now and sign up tomorrow
Seriously, exercise is the epitome of robot hobbies.
Mindless repetition alone and listening to your music. Kind of like how you spend your time mindlessly hitting the F5 repeatedly and listening to your music at your computer.
Except this is the foundation for all self improvement. Sound body, sound mind. You look good, you feel good, then you do good.
Any other obese fat fuck in here can fuck off to tumblr because you are beyond saving. You are delusional.
>>28452185
but anon, I'm too lazy desu to do anything
(I'm not fat btw, skinny robot here)
>got a haircut
>90% sure the woman cutting my hair was a man
>>28451908
nope she has the eyes of a girl
>>28451908
Because she did a good job?
are you satisfied with the cut though
Why haven't you killed yourself yet , /r9k/ ?
Too much of a coward.
My parents are around. Can't do it to them.
OP here , for me I hope someday things would get better , I always have a dream that some day I will wake up and be a normal person who has no problem socializing , and a good looking one , but all I have is me.
fembots, what is your oppinion on this pic
>>28451891
gud i like
you're not a real fembot unless you've been knotted
>tfw in addition to tranny, sissy, & asian propaganda /r9k/ is now being bombarded with bestiality
>tfw nothing in life brings me true happiness
>tfw the only things that can give me even the slightest enjoyment are lifting and escapism
>tfw stronger than most people, but will never be the strongest
>tfw have accepted nihilism as truth, and can't delude myself into believing otherwise
>tfw will never be happy
>will never be the strongest
Anon.
Become the strongest.
>>28451990
That's impossible, anon. Natural talent matters far more than hard work, despite what normies may say.
>>28452056
Hard work and talent must work in tandem.
Care to join me on a ride, /r9k/? Just running an errand and grabbing a snack, thought I'd offer to let you come along
cant you go alone? i dont feel like leaving the house. but pick me up some funyuns
I'll just go alone if nobody's interested, but I can still bring something back if you needed anything
>>28451639
>>28451708
Bring back pizza, thanks bruh
>leaving in 30 minutes to go have dinner with my ex that I haven't seen in 2 years
>>28451582
IoI fucking cuck
please choke on her boyfriend's BBC and die
>>28451603
I'll have you know that her bf is white
No music thread?
Music thread.
Bonus points for sad music.
https://youtu.be/yGLbGRpKvzg
I don't really know why I like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXokRH7jGh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ani_6IRV20A
I have the worst motherfucking lower back pain and tomorrow i have to give a 3 hour lecture on algorithms
Fuckinh kill me
If i wake up and my back is still in this much pain i am fucked
I
Am
Fucked
Fucked
Fucked
Fucked
Fucking
Fucked
>>28451548
what the fuck is algorithms and why do i feel its something autists would give a lecture in
>>28451548
just sit down you fucking cunt
all your students are probably retards anyway if they need to take a class on algorithsm
>>28452318
Why would they be retarded for learning about algorithms?
>>28452293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algorithm
Fuck I just ate a whole foot long sub.
>>28451519
I used to do that and still be hungry
>>28451559
Yeah I used to eat two for lunch years back.
>>28451559
>>28451591
This
When I worked at subway I would eat 3 in one shift.
Pretty sure op is bait if he isn't a little bitch.
But fembots don't exist.
if I had confidence I could easily get a
>tumblrina
>weeaboo
>autist
>cripple
>femme boy
>cunt boy
>trap
>>28451442
>inb4 no one
>>28451484
describe yourself then
>tfw i only attract women already in relationships
they even send me nudes and shit
but i cant elevate further
my morality says noshould i just go for it anyway?
>tfw no teen Avril Lavigne gf
to live is to suffer
>>28451440
Quite perfect desu
>>28451440
HEY HEY YOU YOU
YOU'LL NEVR GET A GIRLFRIEND
>had a huge teen ctush on her
>tfw no grils try to dress like her anymore
I miss 2002
Have you read My Twisted World? What did you gain from it?
No. Why should I read it.
>>28451283
a week long erection, it was extremely painful
>>28451283
I read it, it's very interesting because he writes so openly and describes the emotions he's feeling throughout his stories
Well worth reading, there's an audio version on youtube also
