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get the fuck in here this is going to be fun
hwuts going on my dude
Tell me about the OP girl. Why does she wear the mask?
>>28456625
we gonna see lots of catmolester
who /vagrant/ here?
after 5 years of NEET life and lots of verbal abuse from family i gave up on the "get a job" meme, sold all of my shit and left. the last year of my life has been spent wandering around the rainforests of haida gwaii. i've met a lot of interesting people and learned a lot about botany, mycology, bushcraft and wilderness survival in general. the other night i turned in for the night on a beach just like pic related and watched the sun disappear over the horizon. i plan on taking a boat to southeast alaska and losing myself somewhere in the tongass national forest for a while. i wouldn't trade this life for anything
everything is covered in thick, spongy moss. you can make a bed just about anywhere. the rivers are rich with salmon, and there are mushrooms everywhere. the villagers are friendly and generous and love to trade
>>28456469
Im constantly on the verge of doing this. Please anon, if you really are doing this, tell me how i can start this NOW. You know the struggle.
if you're a rock bottom NEET with nothing to lose, i recommend abolishing your fears and just doing it. life is short, too short to be timid, fortune favors the bold. modern society is cancer
how unfair is it that we won't have the chance to explore the universe?
>>28456465
What's this "we" shit?
Not at all. We haven't explored all of earth yet.
>>28456465
What are you talking about anon? You can explore the universe whenever you want.
>be me
>particularly depressed today
>friends with oneitis
>she's lesbian
>she offers to kiss me out of pity
>refuse because that would be pathetic
Did I make the right choice? I'm still kv because of this.
does she usually hug you instead? hugs are pretty legit. a kiss would be a bit strange knowing she isn't into you... but girls kiss gay dudes, so you could have just went with it.
You did the right thing
But ask her for a pity fuck instead next time
>>28456418
would have made you even more pathetic, you made the right choice
What's it like knowing the thing you hate the most is the thing you'd give anything to be?
The thing I hate the most is myself and it's the only thing I can't not be.
>>28456402
I don't want to be a black woman though
>>28456402
The thing that makes us different is what will strengthen us against the coming storm. Normie breeders will not survive.
>be black
>unironically wish I were white just so I could have better dating prospects
>be white
>unironically wish I was black so I could be an outspoken ethno nationalist without having my life ruined
>>28456381
>>unironically wish I were white just so I could have better dating prospects
maybe if you improved yourself as a person you would have better dating prospects?
stop self hating its the most retarded thing
>>28456381
Imagine being a western black in Africa
They would rain dance around ur cock
What does /r9k/ think of these two lonely little jewboys from Queens?
>>28456357
Bretty gud.
>I HAVE MY BOOKS
>AND MY POETRY TO PROTECT MEEE
>>28456357
In high school my best friend and I were hugely into them, so much so that we performed one of their songs in a talent show "as" them (we bore a vague resemblance).
Still love their music though I don't listen to it so often anymore. "America" remains a favourite and feels just as trippy to me now as it ever did.
>>28456357
not nearly as cool as Hall & Oates
>tfw only 29 and had a stroke already
>tfw still can't quit DXM and cocaine habits
will I build up an immunity to strokes eventually?
No lmao what the fuck are you talking about
You've fucked it m8 holy shit
>>28456343
That's not how strokes work you fucking mongoloid
You don't shoot yourself with .22lrs to become immune to .308s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ROBOTS HELP ME
I MADE A ACCOUNT ON THIS PEN PAL WEBSITE AND THIS 9/10 QT GIRL FROM MY CITY MESSAGED ME AND ASKING ME WHERE I AM
SHES TYPING ME WHERE SHE IS AND HOW RARE IT IS TO FIND SOMEONE FROM OUR CITY (NEW ORLEANS)
WHAT DO I DO SHES SUPER QT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you're not even trying anon
>>28456330
OH GOD I JUST SPERGED OUT
SHE SAW ON MY PROFILE ONE OF MY FAV MOVIES WAS RESEVOIR DOGS AND MENTIONED IT AND I JUST MADE A PARAGRAPH SAYING HOW MUCH I LIKE TARANTINOS DIALOGUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SCARED SHES GONNA REPLY LIKE "OMG WEIRDO"
>>28456345
nigga this aint bait man
im scared
no this aint one of thoes ads that say "im from your area message me ;)" this is a girl who messaged me first
>tfw your parents admit they don't love you
Fuck them then. They did nothing for you, so why do anything for them?
You'll have the last laugh when they need to be taken care of in their 70s/80s and you tell them to fuck off. They'll die a miserable and possibly painful death knowing they should've appreciated their own child more
I'm not worth other people's honesty
>>28456404
No, they'll be fine with my older brother taking care of them, I'm literally just the fuck up black sheep.
>tfw can't stop saying "you know?" and "uh" every other fucking word
>tfw mumble and slur my words so I have to repeat myself multiple times to get a point across
>tfw my S's make a "shh" sound and I come off as retarded
>tfw I get so concerned about all of the above that I can't concentrate on what I'm saying and just wind up rambling incoherently while praying a stray bolt of lighting would come down and just end my suffering
my voice is deep but I'm autistic and under 6ft so it doesn't even matter
>>28456253
MY VOICE STILL CRACKS AND IM 19 RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END
At least you can work on bettering yourself.
>be me
>teenage kid in private highschool
>good grades, on the debate team, voted in as valedictorian, solid 8/10 gf
>one night house is on fire
>smoke from fire fucks up my throat and lungs
>need to have a surgery
>they just cut a hole in my throat that I have to press on to speak
>every time I do I get a harsh raspy old woman voice
>this is permanent
>gf who spent every day of highschool telling me she loves me dumps me
>taken off the debate team because it becomes impossible to understand me at times
>someone else has to read my valedictorian speech that i wrote at graduation
>all my friends that I would spend hours talking to and debating with slowly distance themselves from me
>impossible to get a job
>every new person I meet thinks I'm a coked out homeless kid
>turns out she liked another guy all along
FUCKING WHY
>she
They all do.
All women want Chad and will settle for nothing less. No exceptions.
>turns out shes a lesbian
Probably because he was more fit and handsome than you.
Been 7 months since I've smoked any, and almost 2 years since I stopped smoking it habitually. Being high was the only time i could peacefully immerse myself in my little robot world of vidya, movies, shows without feeling any shame of wasting my life away.
I can only smoke weed by myself. In order to get high with any other people I have to be drunk too. Smoking with anyone without drinking too sets my nerves on fire. Literally can't even look anyone in the eye. And it was always such a pain in the ass getting weed because I'd have to go through a bunch of normies to get some- and usually get stuck smoking for 3 hours with people I've never met before, sometimes shady as fuck, as I nervously pass them a blunt with shaky hands. With friends I knew pretty well, I still wanted to just grab my weed and go home, but I would feel guilty like I'm just using them for weed, so we'd smoke for a few hours in a freezing garage that's uncomfortable as hell.
How the fuck do some normies stay high day in and day out for pretty much their whole lives?
Getting high alone is the only way I can put whatever is bothering me behind me for good, but getting weed is so tiresome and irritating.
If you're telling me you're too lazy to get high you're fucking up badly.
Just imagine if weed were legal.
You could just grow pot all day and just be stoned until you eventually died.
>>28456595
you cant do it legal or not
Any tips for making it, lads? I'm not as down as the other robots, but I'm definitely on a slippery slope. Some anon posted wonderful words of wisdom about not being afraid of failure, I just need a bit more of a push
>>28456158
>Some anon posted wonderful words of wisdom about not being afraid of failure
>"just dont be afraid xd"
don't be a nigger and get a job, support yourself so your parents won't forget about you. In the last 3 years I went from browsing wizardchan to trading stocks as a hobby and buying precious metals on a whim
Just remember that it's your life. A much pressure as society puts on you to earn more, buy a big house, have a trophy wife and beautiful picket fence children, the fact of the matter is that's not what many people want. It's an idea thats been sold to them. My advice to you is to find your spot in the world, your little haven where you can be content with your life. If you need inspiration just look at stoners on twitter, they work at starcucks and will probably amount to nothing, but they sure as hell are happy.
>one chance at life
>6'3, white, muscular, decent face, at university
>friendless KV
>permanent beta mindset
>zero self esteem
>don't even know how I can "improve" myself at this point
I'm done. Just kill me.
>>28456054
>KV
>Not KHHV
Normie fucking scum.
>>28456054
Well if everything else is fine, then you just have to improve your personality
Don't do it OP.
If you don't want to live, just fuck around with your life while you have it; if there was a girl you didn't have the balls to ask out, just do it. Think of it as if you have zero consequences, and just start doing the shit you've never had the courage to do.
