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>looking for an apartment on craigslist
>find this
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?
>>28458519
That doesn't sound bad if you're a frat boy.
>>28458519
Yeah. It is terrible.
Try finding a place in SoCal that doesn't want a 420 friendly roommate. It's also irritating when a 40 year old male autist/oerv posts "female preferred"
>>28458519
This sounded pretty comfy until the last half.
has anyone seriously considered just up and leaving for the rest of your life?
>>28458485
yes, I am considering moving to some other state after college
away from everyone I know, it'll be a perfect fresh start
I am thinking about moving to Hawaii
I'm considering leaving for the magic bus in Alaska or the magic bus in the sky
>>28458485
I'm moving to Tijuana
empathy test time
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
17 score reporting in, pic kinda related but not that far right, so not really
Everyone deserves a (you), even if their thread is shitty
But I read it OP. I read it.
>>28458324
i got 23
>>28458324
20.originality fuck you
I cannot even introduce myself to women without being rejected instantly.
ask me anything.
>>28458185
What is your favorite bone, and why is it the talus?
Why don't you
A. Live the shut-in life
or
B. Kill yourself?
>>28458185
In your own words, who WAS phone?
femanons of /r9k/, when will you own up to your responsibilities and act as a practice gf for a fellow robot? You're fat and/or ugly anyways so you should just give up your dream of catching a Chad and instead take the humanitarian approach and help a fellow robot.
>virgin until I'm 21
>make a practice gf for the first time. She's not too bad, a 5/10 but she's a virgin and can have good conversations so I can bare with it
>end up fucking her, date her for 1 month exactly and then break up
>confidence skyrockets
>within half a year I was fucking girls at clubs
> within a year I had a qt 8/10 Korean fuck buddy
>23 now and have a 9/10 Japanese gf that was a virgin when we met. Will probably wife her.
If you just swallow your pride and become a practice gf you can save a robot and turn him into a Chad.
No thanks, I'd rather be alone than be anyone's practice anything.
>>28458012
No I found a real bf who is going to marry me and give me 4 babies. I love him and he's a way better person than you. You're shit.
Your gfs will cheat on you and cuck you, enjoy it while it lasts.
>>28458034
Why? Wouldn't you want to feel happiness and loved for a short while at least? Afterwards when you are inevitably dumped you can take joy in seeing the Chad you helped create spread his wings.
>>28458074
You can't even begin to understand how alpha I am now, my gf would never dream of cheating on me.
To my fellow robots:
After spending the past month researching Elliot Rodger for my final paper atPrinceton, I have come to deliver the results of my analysis and discuss the legacy of the Rodge with the members of /r9k/.
For those of you interested in the full text, I have uploaded my article here:https://www.mediafire.com/?6hxdlt93oy94dhj
For those of you uninterested in reading through 14 pages of academic drivel, I will explain my key points below for the sake of discussion.
Elliot Rodger has become a posterchild for /r9k/, a living meme that in a sense defines the essence of this board. To many, Elliot is the quintessential robot, one who has completely and utterly failed to adapt and integrate into the normie world. There is no doubt that he will be forever remembered by /r9k/ as the emblem of the Beta Uprising.
Yet, the greatest question that remains is "Who was Elliot Rodger and what does his experience tell us about the nature of robothood?" Of course, his manifesto, My Twisted World, has become a commonly studied source that tells us much about Elliot's life and his thoughts. His narrative closely resounds with many of the life experiences we have found ourselves in: failing to become accepted, becoming victims to bullies and loneliness, and ultimately being denied the normie life that many of us strived to achieve.
To the media, Elliot was nothing more than a criminally insane psychopath, one who was so delusional that he ended up becoming an indiscriminate murderer. Yet, from Elliot's narrative, we can see that although there are potentially mental factors leading to his actions, there was still a clear thought process behind his actions, and that seemingly logical conclusions were drawn, albeit with some incorrect assumptions. To this end, it would be beneficial to study Elliot through the lens of sociology rather than psychology.
(Cont.)
One of the key points I would like to address is Elliot's unrealistic expectations towards society and how his inability to acquire his dream life ultimately led to his demise. Ever since he was a child, Elliot lived a life far removed from the average robot: his family was decenly wealthy and was well connected to the upper class: Elliot went to private school for much of his early childhood, was closely tied to the Hollywood scene, and found himself experiencing glimpses of the high life, whether it be through red carpet premieres, luxurious parties, or vacations at private villas. having tasted the luxury of this life, he set his standards so high that he was not willing to settle for anything less.
To Elliot, this type of wealth and glamour became the standard of life, and he committed to the idea that money was the only thing holding him back from obtaining a normie life. Keep in mind Elliot was not a typical robot: he was not unattractive and owned all of the symbols of wealth and status: designer clothes, Giorgio Armani sunglasses, and a BMW. There was no doubt that Elliot would have appeared to be rich and elite to his peers, yet he still failed to acquire and female attention. To Elliot, this failure of material wealth to attract female attention should have drawn attention to his own flaws as a person, but he refused to acknowledge anything other than society to be wrong.
To Elliot, he was the perfect being, someone who had looks, money, and intellect, but nonetheless failed at social interactions. If he truly was flawless, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that it truly was society that was wrong? However, it was obvious to anyone else that Elliot was far from the perfect person he imagined himself to be.
Elliot never had any motivation to accomplish the success he sought in wealth and fame. He never held a single job, for he saw manual labor to be far below him, despite realizing that he lacked the talent for anything greater. He never took any legitimate classes in college nor sought any degree, instead believing that winning the lottery was his only hope of escaping his dead end path.
From his Manifesto, it was clear that Elliot almost never made any attempts to talk to girls or become involved in any social circles. Of course, there was trauma involved from rejection in childhood, but he never sought to overcome these restrictions. Instead, he spent his time ranting online or venting his jealousy towards others. Although he spent countless hours on pick up artist sites, it seems that he truly learned little and never changed from his socially awkward self. If he had been able to become more than a wallflower that simply waited for others to approach him, and overcome his anxiety (which is much easier said than done), it would have been entirely possible for him to obtain the friend group and girlfriend that he so desperately sought.
That's my TLDR for Elliot, and I'll be here all night (working on Deans Date papers due tomorrow) to discuss various views on Elliot and robothood. Feel free to ask me any questions, and I'd love to hear some other views on our glorious Rodge.
It's been a long time since we had a good Beta Uprising thread.
>>28457524
Probably because no one has uprised recently
>>28457524
beta uprising or Beta Uprising(TM)?
>>28457642is there a difference?
If you had to blame someone for you social anxeity , who would it be ?
For me it's my older brother , always made sure that I feel worthless since I was a child , kept making fun of me in a hardcore way , kept comparing me to other kids until I grew insecure , he also beated me a lot , he made sure that I know that almost everyone is better than me at almost everything , I don't hate him , I don't have any grudges , but my wounds will never heal from this
sorry your brother was a dick anon. post more katy.
my stutter was a big part of my anxiety. aside from that, the usual suspects of no male rolemodel, growing up in a feminized country, thinking life was about acquiring good boy points, etc.
My parents for having me while knowing they both have tendencies towards mental disorders. Eugenics is a good thing, people.
>>28457431
It's okay man , here some katy for you
>feminized country
What country is this ?
What do you think of women with multiple sexual partners, robots?
What do you think of men with multiple sexual partners, robots?
>>28457351
Fucking slutty Stacys. Normie scum.
>>28457398
Fucking macho Chads. Normie scum.
>>28457351
>>28457398
a key that opens many locks is a master key
a lock that opens for many keys is a shitty lock
/thread
"""""""Robot9001""""""
>Board shaped by social outcasts for the sole purpose of confiding within each other or, at the very least, giving advice for one another.
>Every fucking thread is full of fucking normies
"Oh I've had 5 gfs"
"Oh that feel when I didn't get to fuck stacey, but got some other bitch instead"
"Oh I wish I didn't go to that party I was invited"
>Threads with tripfags and women often reach the bump limit while threads that actually try to get a decent conversation going ends up falling flat within 5minutes.
Branded as the board full of women hating, Chad and Stacey despising lads
>most are actually fucking failed normies that can still get pussy
Can someone please explain how things became this way?
This place isn't the nogf conversing, feels talkathon it used to be.
Now, it's almost like this board should be dedicated to cyborgs, not robots.
Welcome to anything that gets popular, it turns to shit
>>28456885
even the robots of this boards are managing to get gfs, you're the one that's not evolving over time
>>28456885
sorry i hurt you friend
tfw fall in love with any girl that talks to me.
>>28456473
This gets dramatically worse if they show you even more attention.
Why is suicide so fucking difficult?
Except the ones that are as ugly as you, right?
>>28456623
No. It is even worse when you really know how bad they look and you can't stop so you call them your practice gf but they aren't really your gf and just make it fucking stop please
OLD THREAD: >>28447238
ITT: robots beg for fembots to be their qt gf
Give your stats and what you're looking for then hope a qt adds you on Skype or something
>last thread becomes part /soc/ rate thread and two faggots arguing about cheating
tfw
One of you stupid whores better be my gf. Now.
I'll date anyone who is not fat, not neet, not autistic, at least average, not a manlet and white.
>99.99% of robots do not apply
>tfw i just became a 40hr a week / 10$ an hr wageslave
this fucking sucks
I mean, is it really worse then sitting in your room all day doing nothing ?
>>28455705
earning 1,600 a month isn't so bad if you live alone anon
>>28455739
900 after taxes m8
Who's a /criminal/ here? Post anything you've done that could've landed you in jail.
>be 16
>summertime
>invited to my grandpas to spend the week
>cousin goes too
>cousin goes up there a lot so he knows the area well
>says he found an abandoned golf course
>we bike over there and climb onto the roof and stuff
>i ask if there is a way inside
>he never checked
>we try all the doors in
>the last one we get to i push on as hard as i can
>glass on the door shatters
iguessthatworks.png
>we enter and screw around
>literally touch almost everything
>fingerprints are everywhere
>we go there everyday now
>few days later
>door is fixed
>lights are on inside
>a car in the lot
>i hightail it out, knowing that i could get in trouble
>cousin decides to go in still
areyouanidiot.gif
>mfw person in the building never sees my cousin in there as well
>mfw person in the building never calls the cops on it
>mfw the worst ive done is breaking and entering
Any good stories /r9k/?
You barely committed a crime faggot
>>28455645
That's why I want stories, you fucking normalfag
>>28455515
a real criminal wont post stories about crimes he got away with. because then he could get in trouble for telling on himself. but i have been in jail before. but what do you want me to tell you about it.
What's the most comfy place in the world for you?
Be specific, no generalities.
Most comfy place I've been to was probably when I was in america and had a rich friend there (he was actually jewish) and we chilled in an outdoors hottub pool thing and smoked weed.
My own apartment is also really chill, the problem is just I have to leave it too often to go complete degenerate mode.
>>28455509
Where i live now.
>be hermit plumber
>few friends but see them rarely
>buy medium sized house in country
>closest neibour is about 4km down the road
Just me and my house. Gonna buy 2 cows or sheep i think. I have the land for them. Its nice. Every once in awhile normies throw a party at the bridge about 1km from me. Can hear them Laughing and yelling.
Winter is nice here too. Tons or hoarer frost on the trees. But roads can get super icey.
pic related would be comfy. i like the idea of being an irrelevant cof in a giant machine
