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So i was browsing wikipedia and happened upon this little nugget on moral turpitude.
The concept of "moral turpitude" might escape precise definition, but it has been described as an "act of baseness, vileness, or depravity in the private and social duties which a man owes to his fellowmen, or to society in general, contrary to the accepted and customary rule of right and duty between man and man.
Basically what happened with me is I got a DUI and am now classified as a criminal. And honestly, moral turpitude is the reason why. Im Canadian and had a great life in my future until I was interrupted by a nagging substance problem that no one told me about in my high school and college years. ANd now im dealing with it as shitty as any robot would.
Someone please stick a round and give me a (you)
>>28460343
I like your wolf gif
I think alcohol taste like sour piss so I can't relate at all
Good luck
I wholeheartedly give you my condolences and i hope things work out better and stuff
>wahh people are judging me unfairly for puting the lives of innocents in danger
Fuck you, face the consequences like a man.
Would you kill a man for a million dollars?
Depends if he has protection or not
I can't just golgo 13 that shit if its Obama
>>28460361
It's John Everyman. 30 something. Stable job. $40k/ year salary. May or may not have a family. Has seen some good days, has seen some bad days. Just your average joe.
>>28460335
No prosecution? Sure.
Whatever, he wasn't going to be my friend anyway.
>lost a brand new pair of headphones
>couldn't find them for 10 or so minutes
>repeatedly mutter "oh my fucking god" under my breath
>get more and more angry until i start screaming and punching furniture, walls, and my head in a fit of unhinged autistic rage
i might be losing it lads
>>28460285
I think you already lost it tbqh
>>28460409
there's a good chance
>>28460285
>wake up t alarm clock at 3:15 AM sharp
>bounce out of bed
>get into the hallway with my earbuds on and get into a sprinting stance
>start playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M&
>loudly declare "RACERS START YOUR ENGINES"
>growl like a motorcycle for 3 seconds then go full sprint down the hallway into the door at the end
>plant my body into it full force and get laid out on the floor
>get on my feet and quickly lay down in my room and pretend to sleep
>parents wake up and come into my room asking what that noise was
>act like im sleeping
Ive done this twice a month since this January with some variation, they are gonna kick me out soon I can feel it
Post your deepest, darkest secret.
I unironically listen to Money Come & Go by Brian Silva
tf when anonymous
Still afraid to post it becuase its so pathetic
Fuck greentext btw
>>28460307
Just get it off your chest, Anon.
I hear this repeated often on here, and it just doesn't seem right... Does this only apply to you for roastie casual dating? Or serious relationships? Hanging out with a girl 3 times isn't enough time to know her really well, imo. Don't you lose more respect for a girl the faster she "puts out" for you?
Is this some kind of bizarre bait?
I don't think most robots are expecting to sleep with a woman ever, let alone rushing it.
What the fuck is OPs picture?
>>28460120
Lol is that a sea dildo or something? Would shove that up my ass t b h
>tfw I don't live in The Bronx and fuck big booty Puerto Rican chicks
I don't think a robot could survive in the Bronx.
>>28460134
I think the only issue would be going to Bronx schools.
I feel like you would get teased for not dressing ghetto, but I could be wrong
>>28460134
beyond school though, I don't think there would be many issues. It's quite convenient, everything you need is in walking distance and it's easy to keep to yourself.
>7-Year-Old Boy Who Grew Out Hair to Donate to Cancer Patients Diagnosed With Stage 4 Cancer
This world is Hell
he'll be alright. keep him away from the chemo and give him some of that hashish oil
haha get fucked normalfags.
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>>28460050
lelelelelelel
He caught cooties alright.
I see a lot of robots complaining about no gf a lot.
Have you ever considered that a solid group of competent male friends would be much better for you?
People to compete with in a friendly manner? People who could actually relate to how you feel about things?
Why aren't you looking for good bros, /r9k/?
>>28460011
Most guys including dudebros are turned off by socially awkward virgin males. Just like women, they get curious why they are like that and often tease them about it. If the virgin gets defensive, he'll get frustrated and concludes that the sole reason why he isn't getting laid is because he's a bitter faggot
>>28460011
This to be honest man.
Unfortunately for me I'm stuck in a weird situation where it's hard to find a best friend let alone just friends.
I'm heavily into MMA and I actually fight and compete and am hoping to open up my gym one day. I was in the muhreenes also and love the out doors and shooting stuff.
At the same time I'm heavily into hard sci-fi, philosophy, literature and politics.
My smart friends are too beta and nerdy when I want to work out with them. They don't even give it a try, and the people I spar and train with (which I spend most of my time with) aren't interested in half the things I want to talk about, and I'm forced to listen to them talk about cars, basketball, and things famous people are up to.
>inb4 Get out of here normie
My hate for women has brought me a home here. You guys think you hate women NOW that you haven't even experienced them? Wait until you assholes get a couple of girlfriends you'll hate women like never before.
>"HAHA, YEAH, OF COURSE I MADE THAT BITCH SWALLOW!!"
>"NICE, WAS IT EVEN A WEEK, LOL? REMEMBER THAT CHICK I TOLD YOU ABOUT I STARTED TALKING TO? SMASHED THAT BITCH LAST NIGHT!"
>"WHAT ABOUT YOU ANON?"
>"YEAH, ANON, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT SOME PUSSY?"
>mfw
Yeah, no thanks.
What would you do differently if you restarted your life with all the knowledge you have now?
Make a name for myself as a child prodigy and use that to work myself into a nice position. I could probably even test out of the school system
early.
Get puss in high school
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
>my dad was a Chad
>he just said he used to take kids lunch money and beat them up
>calls me a wimp for not "defending" myself
>he wants me to work out with him so "I'm not a weakling"
>wants me to play sports like basketball
I didn't ask for this, what do I do? I just like playing CSGO and GTA 5 with my friend
>>28459694
Go do shit with your dad.
Sitting in your room playing video games will make you a retard for life.
>>28459694
Agree to work out but don't play sports. I HATED working out at first but learned to love it after a few weeks. It really boosts your confidence and you will feel much better about being strong then being weak. That being said sports are boring and stupid.
>>28459694
My dad is a chad and its great.
He is like
>How many girls have you banged yet anon?
>I dont know. Im not counting them..
And then he is happy af because he assumes i banged a lot.
He also gives great advice so its a win situation. So get up and become fit with your dad.
>tfw no twinkboi bf to blow me after playing LoL together
jdimsa ;_;
that's coral. he's underage. fuck off.
>>28459780
slow your roll there normie
>>28459687
>tfw not qt enough to be a twink
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Just completed 26 days with no fapping whatsoever. Feel good man. Rehashing in a nutshell what I been through, I would fap like crazy for 12 years, even before I saw porn, and it was always a preoccupation and obsession that took over my life, and doesn't even feel good afterward, like a total waste of life energy and depletion of subtle body energies. I also have had pain in the muscles used for ejaculation, and a dull ticklish feeling in bladder/penis that must be somehow related.
For this and other reasons, I resolve to permanently quit fapping and never have sex. This doesn't change the fact that for 2 of the 5 senses, the most pleasurable things on earth to see or touch are women's bodies. I still look at sexy pictures, since my tastes are super vanilla and its no different to me from going to an art gallery or seeing hot chicks on the beach. The big difference this time around aside from the slightly annoying unknown nerve disturbance is that I am not trying to date/fuck women, I am doing this for me, to rejuvenate my body, and hopefully recover over many months until I feel like I was at age 13 when I never knew of conscious orgasm, and any semen that needs to be released happens in my sleep. As I often say, the first wet dream or nocturnal emission is a sign of healing. In years past it would happen after 10 days or so, but it still has not yet, no surprise since I abused the fuck out of my dick and it takes time to heal. No actual pain or dysfunction though, I pee normally and since a week ago the morning wood has returned, and I often get a semi if I accidentally touch my glans or a girl hugs me.
Overall, this is part of a massive lifestyle change that involves reducing time spent on internet, increasing socializing and spending even more of my waking hours outside. Quitting fapping is only the first and absolutely necessary step to more grander positive lifestyle improvements. Whatever I will come to achieve, it will have to be done outside in the active realm, as I progress further away from internet addiction too. As it is, I often stand up at the computer so I can more easily peel myself away than if sitting.
So I guess ITT I could offer advice/support for fapping addictions, and take advice regarding my injuries. As per last thread I made, I have been doing a lot of myofascial release both on my perenium muscles (between balls and anus) and abdomen, and straddling my space heater to help relax the muscles. Not sure if it will solve whatever it is thats going on, but it will only help and feels good man.
no fapping
some bumping
Which board has the least amount of femanons?
/diy/ or /toy/ probably
/k/ or /pol/
>>28459597
/toy/ has plenty of femanons
What makes women so attracted to Chads?
They're basically gorillas with little class or empathy
>>28459553
"Chads" appeal to primal instincts for mate fitness.
Brash, assertive tough guys are appealing for the same basic reason you get hard for a girl with a pretty face and nice tits, even if she basically sucks as a person.
>>28459553
Women are biologically designed to want the best, its how their species/gender survive.
White because white men are perceived as the most prosperous race
big tall and strong because that is perceived to be the highest social standing in societies hierarchy. Naturally they will want their children to have those genes to better their offsprings chances in life.
Handsome because everyone likes pretty things
Rich because money is power
>>28459878
You mean Black. I'm a black guy and I get so many IOI's when I go outside its scary.
Even the female cops can't take their eyes off me.
>mommy is out all night with her black bf again
>>28459478
be grateful she's out and not getting pounded in the room right next to you
>>28459478
Where did they go, Anon? What do you think they're doing right now?
>>28459478
You have to kill him and reassert dominance over your mom.
