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I am crying and would really like some hugs if that's ok please.
is that a picture of you? ?? ?
>>28465466
KIMI GA NAITERU
HITORI DE NAITERU
BOKU WA DOUSURU
BOKU MO NAITERU NO SA
>>28465466
*cyber hugs OP*
Where my French robots at?
>>28465421
Hehehe comment ca va ?
Here! What's up faggots?
>>28465421
Mashallah mon petit ami. Ca va bien?
Inshallah
Have any of you ever been in a place or situation where there were more females than males? How did it go?
>>28465353
>be in hs
>11 boys for 16 girls
>Didn't get the puss
Beta af since then
I was at an opera house, the performance was bad, and I started booing. Just about everyone there was a woman, and one of them chased me out, hitting me with her purse.
>>28465389
you should have hissed instead
What's the easiest college major?
I tried intro classes in compsci and economics but ended up failing both.
>inb4 drop out
My parents would be livid if I dropped out.
The easiest ones won't help you at all though.
>>28465333
Anything is better than dropping out though.
Women's studies ;)
Just remember the victim hierarchy and to check your privilege.
Why are ex-Muslim girls always huge whores?
White christian girls who were super supressed while growing up are the same. Abrahamic religion a shit.
>>28465217
Hot, is there more of this?
>>28465959
ohhhhhhhhhhhh. this explains my ex
I'm lonely as fuck and I'm looking for a boyfriend.
I'm a girl. Born female. white. Slightly overweight. I like anime, videogames and trading card games. I'm a kissless hugless virgin.
I'm looking for a nice boy (or girl whatever) who likes the same things I like. You have to be nice though and no pressuring me for lewds.
>>28465185
What do you think about Gilgamesh?
>>28465210
Different girl here.
He is awesome, an IKEMEN as they said in japan....
So sad he is the king of jobbers.
Somehow I doubt that you actually are female, and females can't be lonely.
I am not asking you to post tits to prove it--don't--a picture of your hand will suffice.
Best and Worst country to live in if you're robot?
Best = Australia
>study bux = super easy mode
>neet bux = easy mode
>autism bux = moderate mode
Worst = America
>study bux = impossible
>neet bux = super hard mode
>autism bux = might as well kill yourself mode
>>28465131
what's the difference between neetbux and autismbux?
>>28465131
Not only for robots senpai. This is a fact that you can generalize even about normies. Free education will always be great.
>>28465142
In Australia?
For Age 25+
Study Bux = $900 to $1000/month
Neet Bux = $900 to $1000/month
Autism bux = $2000/month
When did you realize that you are going to die alone?
A couple of months ago I've come to terms with it. I'm aware of all the suffering I'm going to go through.
I do not care if I die alone. Once I am dead it will not matter.
>>28465091
4 years ago. I've just been running out the clock at this point, once I graduate next year and I can't hide from reality anymore I'll just kill myself
Your manager calls you over
>"Anon we were just looking through your resume, and we would like to ask you something.."
>"You're still a virgin, right?"
What do?
if anyone ever asks me that im just gonna say "yes i am" now
i've lied about it before and it was always just awkward and cringy
>>28465082
why would anyone lie in the first place.
>>28465104
because everyone will know you as the virgin from that moment on
Does my boipucci look phat in this?
>>28465009
>that fat ass
too bad it's not you
It would look better in the gas chamber ~ Desu desu desu kek
>>28465050
>that fat ass
Is that really considered big?
Mine is 37 inches, and I have a 30 inch waist.
>SO WHAT I GOT A KID! YOU NEED TO MAN UP AND LOVE MY KID IF YOU WANT TO LOVE ME
Scrolled past this on facebook. Is there anything worse than single mothers?
>>28465006
>Is there anything worse than single mothers?
people who absolve them of their consequences
>>28465006
Why don't you try putting yourself in the shoes of the child. Oh how lucky you were to grow up with a mom and dad but that child of the single mother aint as lucky as you were. So why don't you do something good for someone else for a change and think of the innocent child instead of your dick
>>28465006
desu I'm reasonable, only the ugly ones suck
yes
I would help take care of a little bastard, if the girl was aces. A+. 150% qt face, tits, and ass has to be there
I've seen them while working, single mom 10/10s they exist, and I think the kid sometimes makes them more reasonable/approachable/open to advances
Alright, let's go lads.
B8
Oregano comment
okay, don't hit on me silly robbuts
>>28465016
>posting this bully
You know what sucks?
Back in the day we had the Internet for ourselves, we the abnormals.
When you did something people noticed.
But now it's overpopulated just like the real world. You gotta be outright annoying and spamming to be recognized.
The outcasts became outcasts again.
We're merely ghosts now.
>>28464963
Only in normie tier places like 4chan, Reddit, Facekek, Tumblr, etc. I still have my web cred in some local forums.
>im such a special snowflake ha ha the internet is cool!
i read this exact same post in 2007
>>28465003
>i read this exact same post in 2007
I read this same shit even earlier than that.
The people who used the internet pre-2000 aren't fucking gloating about it. Because if you used it before then you either had a job that worked with computers or you were a nerd.
And not like the "oh my god, sooo smart! Such a neeeerrrd! XDDD" kind of nerd, I mean the "get the shit kicked out of you during lunch break" kind of nerd.
The internet is fucking fine. If you don't want normie shit then don't go to Facebook, Reddit, 4chan, etc. Find your own little niche group and settle down there.
tfw moobs
tfw your post uploads upside down
>>28464931
that's hot, I can faintly make out your abs as well
>>28464931
I'd suck on 'em if you shaved.
"You're asking me to WHAT!," screamed Rachel, as she laughed at Anon.
Anon had been dreading this exact outcome. He had spent hundreds of hours on pick up artist forums and youtube channels to learn how to get girls. How hard could it really be, he had thought. There were much more females than males in his final year of high school. Girls looked forward to the prom and American culture had told him that they would be desperately unhappy without dates. Girls are just like guys, he was told. Girls like confidence and forwardness, he was told. People become more attracted to other people who give them attention, he was told. The internet had all the information. He didn't need to be an expert Minecraft player to put all the blocks of logic together and figure out how to salvage his miserable high school experience.
"HEY EVERYONE! ANON IS *ACTUALLY* ASKING ME OUT! HE ASKS PEOPLE OUT!"
Rachel looked hysterical. Her teeth and exaggerated expression of laughter reminded Anon of a hyena. But he only realised that the next day. He had purposely talked to her when they were relatively alone, but at that moment he knew there would be a crowd forming. He couldn't figure out whether it would be less humiliating to walk away right that second or stay there...
How do normies even ask people out?
I'm so unaware how these things go down
>>28464937
They just do it like OP described. The difference is that everybody knows they are normal and not weird losers.
>>28464964
I guess he didn't explicitly describe it, but I meant this:
>He had spent hundreds of hours on pick up artist forums and youtube channels to learn how to get girls. How hard could it really be, he had thought. There were much more females than males in his final year of high school. Girls looked forward to the prom and American culture had told him that they would be desperately unhappy without dates. Girls are just like guys, he was told. Girls like confidence and forwardness, he was told. People become more attracted to other people who give them attention, he was told. The internet had all the information. He didn't need to be an expert Minecraft player to put all the blocks of logic together and figure out how to salvage his miserable high school experience.
