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Claire or Lola, /r9k/?
>>>/b/
Originalo
What if they're actually highly intelligent self aware aliens who communicate with eachother by telepathy?
>>28469345
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Why do men do this so often??
Men have empathy unlike females.
Honestly that seems more like something a woman would do. Men would just say "sorry" how ever many times they think is required and then move on.
That note sure looks like he's treating the female similar to how he'd treat males.
Looks like genuine equality.
Surely women want equality and not just special treatment, right?
>tfw I told my psychologist about r9k last visit
>tfw he's gonna ask me more about it this time today
Help
>gif doesn't move
>I fix gif
>>28469075
>>28469093
Thats gay and fag you OP faggot.
>>28469093
Oh shit thanks
>There are still people here who unironically believe the Hiroshima myth.
According to 'scientists' a nuclear bomb is supposed to leave an area uninhabitable for 100 years, take a look at Hiroshima today looks habitable; in fact it has a population of approaching 2 million; in fact, vegetation began growing within a month after the bombing and the Japanese people began reconstruction almost immediately.
>>28469036
>he doesn't realise that world war 2 itself was a myth
Fucking pleb. None of it ever happened.
>>28469036
I think the nuclear decay of the early nukes were pretty short, but I haven't studied any of that. Why would it be a hoax though? What's the point?
The Americans didn't drop a nuclear bomb on hiroshima, it was just Chuck Norris farted.
Are the Initial D animes worth watching?
>>28469012
absolutely
start from the first series.
do it. Legit comfy show.
>>28469024
>>28469074
How's the pacing? I couldn't get through Evangelion because it was so slow.
>female """"""""""comedians""""""""""
https://youtu.be/p6IL4r0DXWg
>>28468973
No, but Morgan Murphey is pretty funny.
Let's just get this over with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY&feature=youtu.be
I've met a bunch of women who were quite funny and witty, but for some reason there's next to no female comedians (even the very popular ones) who aren't absolute shit.
"""""""Robot9001""""""
>Board shaped by social outcasts for the sole purpose of confiding within each other or, at the very least, giving advice for one another.
>Every fucking thread is full of fucking normies
"Oh I've had 5 gfs"
"Oh that feel when I didn't get to fuck stacey, but got some other bitch instead"
"Oh I wish I didn't go to that party I was invited"
>Threads with tripfags and women often reach the bump limit while threads that actually try to get a decent conversation going ends up falling flat within 5minutes.
Branded as the board full of women hating, Chad and Stacey despising lads
>most are actually fucking failed normies that can still get pussy
Can someone please explain how things became this way?
This place isn't the nogf conversing, feels talkathon it used to be.
Now, it's almost like this board should be dedicated to cyborgs, not robots.
Time for a change has come.
>>28468930
meta discussion is just as bad
but hey
face it, normalfags will ruin every good place we find
there is no escape
>>28468930
Every board that I once loved has turned to shit.
I want to leave, but there's no where else to go.
>that guy who puts 4-6 pairs of quotation marks around words he doesn't like the connotation of.
>/r9k/
>board shaped by an original content filter and a bunch of (ex)/b/-tards
Fixed.
I finally got a job and i'm starting to get the hang of it but i cant socialise for shit. They are all normies and i can't find a talking subject to save my life. Day by day im getting the feeling that im becoming the odd ball in the room.
Any tips ?
Why do you want to socialise with normies anyway?
>>28468931
Just to blend in and avoid possible fights.
>>28468940
>and avoid possible fights
Who the fuck is going to fight you?
>we're nearly half way through 2016
Someone tell me it's all going to get better, please?
>>28468895
It's all going to get better.That was a blatant lie.
>>28468895
>With a sedentary lifestyle, expect to be dead before 40
>Tfw halfway done at 20
>>28468895
Get your shit together. It's really that easy.
Any robots watching eurovision?
If yes who are you going to vote for?
>>28468844
Hungary has a pretty sweet song
>>28468844
Who the fuck watches eurovision anymore aside from fags?
>>28468844
only old people and children watch that shit
muggy wet tuesday edition
First for huskies!
This is original btw
looks like no one cares
started vibrating again in greggs in front of the whole queue, I could feel their eyes burning into the back of me.
never going to that greggs again and especially avoiding the hours of 12pm-2pm when the normeis are out for lunch
QUICK!
Pick a movie to watch to help me clear my backlog!
I'll wait for an hour and watch the most voted movie
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176987
They're all shit.
"I Saw the Devil."
Watch the redux version of Apocalypse Now it's way better than the original.
lawrence of fucking arabia
its the best movie on there, go watch it immediately. anyone saying different is a fucking moron teenager
What would you do if your girlfriend got beat up?
>>28468713
I'm having her lift with me right now, so hopefully she gets strong enough that if any other girl tried to take her, she could piledrive them. But I can't imagine her ever getting in a fight so that's not really a worry I have.
Wake up.
ORINGO
Nothing, I'm not a savage
*tips Wayfarer eyeglasses*
>ask racist friend if she'd let me fug her
>this was her response
And she says she doesn't do anal either. What now, Robots?
Say
So commitment won't be an issue
>>28468708
Is she the one that's gonna kill herself or is that you?
>>28468708
Say
>Ones a disgusting subhuman borderline retard and the other is good at basketball
What will be humanity's first words to aliens?
Probably something like "ayy lmao."
wan sum fug?
hopefully: Surrender or be destroyed
Likely: Will suck alien dick for technology
