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How do I stop being such an effeminate pansy, /r9k/?
You can't, that's just how you were born.
>>28471930
Former effeminate pussy here.
Learn to box. Not karate. Not chink bullshit. Boxing.
You learn how to fight which is good, you learn confidence because now if something goes south you can just beat the shit out of anyone.
Seriously. You'd be surprised how much of an edge on fighting it gives you. If your opponent doesn't know how to fight, which they most likely won't, you're going to win.
Russian Sambo wrestling also works well for this too.
>>28472512
no point boxing if your 5"6
I have my first appointment with a psychiatrist scheduled for tomorrow. What should I expect? What are your experiences? What should I say?
>2016
>not already getting NEETbux
Pleaserespondlazinessbipolardisorder
don't say you want to kill yourself
you will be put on anti-depressants that are worse than depressiom
>Hey new kid, what's your name new kid?
what's his name again?original query
>>28471892
Sam Hyde aka MDE aka Mr Adult Swim aka the bowl cut killer
>>28471875
LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANNA READ
do you think you belong here?
why or why not? post your reasons
>>28471843
this image need an update
>>28471843
i dont think i belong anywhere really
>>28471843
>v
>not a bunch of fat men in guy fawkes
>b
>not a bunch of children
>365 day year due in a year.
That's it guys, I'm toast. Nice knowing you.
>>28471842
You're a shit tripfagging faggot
>>28471842
learn to english
>>28471842
That image always gets my emotions up and I don't know why.
What cures social anxiety
Death is the only cure.
Practice. Its human to be nervous. Charming people you know felt nervous when they first talked to people when they're younger. It's not a skill you automatically get as you grow older.
Internalize your inner violence and direct it at other people non-aggressively, note that this does not mean passive aggressively, just realized you're a pissed off motherfucker and be assertive about things.
how do i start talking to a girl? she is a 10/10 qt3.14 but im too beta to go talk to her.
she keeps looking at me in a happy way all day long giving me hints
HELP ME PLEASE
>>28471668
Just walk up to her and ask how her day is going.
>>28471668
Go up to her and sperg to the max. That will make an impression on her
Read the book of pook.
scale of one to ten, how much easier would your life be if you were dead?
>>28471662
Okay do you mean dead or part of the extremis project?
>>28472694
what is the extremis project?
>>28471662
>life with death
No.
>How often do you guys drink/smoke to take the "pain" away?
>Do you ever plan on being sober?
>>28471661
>smoke weed everyday
>no
>>28471661
>never drink
>never smoke
>never drug
>never pain
eat shit drugfags
tbqh I only ever drink on dates with girls. Wine.
And I haven't tried weed in years.
>imagine an obscure band setting up to play in an awkward place at an inappropriate time (e.g. suddenly showing up on a basketball court during a game right in front of the bench, facing the playersz sitting just inches away looking them in the eyes)
>imagine old Catholic high school office attendant singing racy songs and really getting into it
>in a public place, like the DMV, for example
>imagine if everyone if everyone started to try to kill me, like they are all secret agents
>imagine who would help me, who I can take down first and what I would use as a weapon
>>28471783
Apparently a lot of ex-military think that way. They're more aware of places where the enemy could hide and how they would escape.
>look at landscape and imagine superheros having epic battles, jumping on every building and shit, using the environment to their advantage
Relationships are degradation for men which is why men don't want them.
>>28471601
I'm a guy and still view relationships as a mutually supportive partnership. r9k and personal experience still haven't convinced me otherwise.
>>28471638
>I'm a guy
But not a real man!
*unsheaths katana*
>>28471638
you can get that from male friends, the only value in a women is her VAGINA
Did /pol/ scare moot away from the rest of us?
>>28471590
I doubt it's what "scared" him, he's been subject to worse shit because of this site, but it might've been what finally tipped the bucket. I don't blame him.
>>28471590
Hopefully. fuck oldmoot
>being such a pussy you let a bunch of neckbeards trigger you
To those of you withvaginas;
What brings you here?
Do you feel like you fit in here?
Why?
Came back when it was OC central, now it's a habit.
Back when I talked to people I always talked to sadsacks, it's comfortable to talk to miserable people.
Do I fit in? I suffer the avoidance and isolation of many robots but I have more ability to alter my fate and crawl into the light of normiedom.
>>28471650
>it's comfortable to talk to miserable people
How so?
>>28471588
they just trannies op
this is the mental illness board, of course they post here
>post in a lot of threads
>not a single (you)
>>28471506
I have your backside family
>make fembot thread
>almost 400 replies
>>28471506
wow are you me?
i am the thread killer, it will prolly die now
>be 23 years old
>haven't been outside the state of florida since i was 6 years old and don't even remember it besides sitting in the car
>have literally lived 99.99% of my life otherwise in two small towns (moved to a small town for university at 18 and haven't left since)
am i missing something? people claim travelling is oh so great, but it's very difficult for me to get an explanation as to how exactly it's better. all of my stuff is here, in my apartment, why would i leave it unless to acquire money or groceries?
is traveling a meme?? i actually work for a travel company but i choose to use my vacation days sporadically throughout the year as sick days/days i don't feel like working because of drugs. i'm the most important employee so i can kind of do whatever i want i guess, it would be very inconvenient for them to replace me
There was a robot post exactly about that, maybe somebody has the cap.
Anon got a big inheritance, and spent it on traveling around the world. It was as you'd expect, he spoke to no-one, had zero fun, and told us the money was 100% wasted. He saw bitches, buildings, beaches, and ate random food, and would've been better off going to restaurants in his own city and watching pictures.
>>28471504
I have traveled around a bit. Lived in China 2 years, spent a season in Alaska, lived in Vietnam for 2 years.
Traveling is a bit of a meme. But, going somewhere, doing something new, experiencing the stress and frustration and challenge can be quite rewarding.
>>28471504
Postt more puppers
