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Imagine having to compete with girls like this as something awkward nerd girl.
At least men can leverage things other than our looks. This sort of girl could steal a husband of 30 years away from his wife in 5 minutes max.
I dont give a fuck. I really dont.
>>28475749
but femanons don't have to compete with that. you are forgetting that we don't live inside the internet.
the only girls femanons have to compete with are the ones directly around them, and often times girls surround themselves with other girls at similar levels of attractiveness
holy veiny tits batman
>had my first date at 24 years of age last night
>everything went well
>kiss girl goodbye at door
>cum
>she didn't notice
What the fuck was that?
>>28475735
First data at 24 u serious?
>>28476077
Spot the newfag
BASED ciara tells you to fuck off
>>28475735
It's normal for us late bloomers.
He'll any time I hold a girls hand I get a slight boner. It's what happens when you don't experience something for years, you become hyper sensitive to it.
What was once the most most robot game ever is now a normie piece of shit
>>28475729
>the most most robot game ever
are you talking about wow?
See you on legacy servers.
>the most most robot game ever
nice bait, naisu beito
Looking to write a light novel. What should it be about?
Parasitical race of mind controlling aliens with big noses
Socioeconomic collapse of a country, and how a man struggles to survive by growing his own food and all that survival chooch. And the twist is that he loves opiates haha.
A smug green frog and his bald white friend.
>mfw it's t-shirt season and I can't go out anymore because my bitch-tits are visible
>mfw it's t-shirt season and I can't go out anymore because my hormones titties are visible
>mfw it's t-shirt season and I can't go out anymore because it's hot af
mfw it's t-shirt season and I can't go out anymore because I don't have any basic t shirts
Is it hard to find sex as a tranny or trap?
I want to dress up as a girl and choke on a giant wiener then go home and play video games is that too much to ask?
incredibly easy if you are even slightly attractive
chasers are everywhere
>>28475692
even in a fairly small suburban town?
Where can I even do something like that? Tinder?
>>28475851
tinder, Craigslist, grindr would probably work
>father's penis is tiny compared to mine
What about you, robots. How do you measure up in regards to your father?
my dad has a reputation because of his 9 inch penis; I've heard peoe refer to him as donkey dick. I have a 6 inch penis
>>28475626
I'd ask how you know your fathers penis size but I'm afraid you'll say rape
>>28475663
It isn't that unnormal to see your father naked right? He always walks naked from shower to his room
Am I autistic?
When I was 11, I started digging shit outside and I made these little roads that are the width of a hoe piece, y'know, the shit you use to fuck around with a garden with. I always had an interest in roads. I always fucked around with Google Earth and I was also always interested in cities, like the skyscrapers and buildings. These little roads would become networks. I made maps of the network, and I made a name for my little place. I started thinking it was a country. I won't say the name of it because I've made wiki articles and one of you faggots will try to google it and look at the autism a bit more. Basically, I started going into the woods. I then started making these little road things in the woods and I got poison ivy to fuck and back, but I made roads in the process. I stopped fucking with the first roads and stopped maintaining them, so they eroded and grew over, so now all over my yard are these little ditches where the roads were. I made a native tribe on the other side of the yard, and I made roads there too. I made temples out of mud and stone, and gave them unique names. I gave them names that sounded German because I was very interested in Germany, mainly Nazi Germany. I named the main city Pikasyltek or something retarded like that and upstream, which is just a ditch, there was another temple called Nyansyltek. I never really made the people, but all the world existed. All of my work always gets abandoned and neglected, so I leave it and it grows in grass and erodes away. It's a walk down memory lane when I visit my work. I considered myself the leader of this country I made, and I visioned myself being 7'4", seven feet and four inches tall, for some reason. I was fascinated with being tall, and I wore cowboy boots to school that had three inch heels. I was 5'8" in middle school and I still did this, if not more than ever, with my little country shit I made outside. I was 5'11" in my cowboy boots, and that was tall for my age.
Cont.
Sounds legit like assburgers.
is there a tl;dr
Continued.
I was picked on for my retarded boots, and looking back on it now, it was just insecure of me for doing it. I am 6'3" now, but I still feel like I need to be taller. I might just be too insecure about my height, and not autism. Anyways, my roads and shit get destroyed by grass and erosion, and I really didn't stop thinking that it existed and making clusters of roads until I left home at 19. When I left home at 19, that is when I stopped my road shit. If my family ever looked at the yard, they would get pissed off that there's trails of open grass everywhere. I considered one living thing 10,000 people. There were a total of 12 living things at my house, so 120,000 people lived in my country, in my mind.
I just stopped maintaining the idea of this country when it got boring, so yea.
>used to be a wage slave
>wake up and go to work immediately
>15 minutes to force down lunch
>had to start smoking cigs so i could go outside and get a break from working
>come home and have to eat, shit, shower and sleep immediately
>most of the weekend is spent sleeping
i quit after a few months, i realized that working literally takes up %100 of your time (prepring for work, working, and recovering from work).
what is the average vacation time for a job? has to be at least 2 months per year right?
Haha. I get 3 weeks of paid time off per year.
i am sorry fami but it is max 30 days..
we won't make it at this rate..
i feel your pain.
I've never been at a job that offered any vacation except more than like one or two days a year, and you had to have worked there for like an entire year before you could claim it.
Anyone else has an armpit fetish?
Both licking armpits and have mine licked.
Hairy ones go the fuck away.
I just want to touch them. The skin is much softer there.
I guess so. I'm more of a feet person but some armpits are nice desu
Stinky hairy girlpits!
>Trump is Hitler
What did Louis CK mean by this?
>>28475461
That Trump will save our economy by getting rid of certain parasitic ethnic groups.
He said some mean things and he doesn't like that.
Here is a comparison of trump and hitler
Why is it that the lowest of every race uses greyhound while the best of the best are usually found in airports?
I'm about to travel the country and using the lowest option appeals to me, but it pisses me of that I'll likely get mugged by a nigger at one of their stations if I go with this option
>>28475440
One of my brothers friends got beheaded on a grayhound bus a few years back. Dont sleep.
Well, regular people can afford $600 tickets or gas.
>>28475884
That was in Canada, if I remember.
>>28475440
Public transport in the US is shit. See if you can try Amtrak, though if you've been on trains in other countries (other than India and deep rural China) you'll be spoiled already.
Hahahahahaha ain't that the truth
Most people are single by choice (unrealistic standards)
An interesting point. After being single for long enough, you're pretty much guaranteed to stay that way even if it's of your own accord.
how long is "too long"? I'm pretty sure most people that have been single for "too long" are probably lonely and want companionship.
How come normies love social inepts and generally "weird" persons in movies but dont have a single bit of understanding irl ?
>>28475418
It makes them feel special and unique.
>>28475418
They think that somehow, and in some way, they can relate to the character. Every single normie thinks and will describe themselves as "weird". All of them.
"OMG i'm so weird xdd"
God I fucking hate normies.
>>28475689
And yet they do everything to make special and unique persons to feel miserable.
Oh wait they do it because of that, since they are just normies.
w-we might have figured it out here.
Any stories about how you literally had it in the bag and managed to fuck it up with a girl?
Here's mine:
>be me, really into cars and running
>senior in hs, meet a really nice girl on first day of school
>hi my name is Anna, nice to meet you
>don't talk to her much after that
>until 2 months later, it's early October, and we see each other at the park at lunch
>we start talking
>shit kind of falls into place
>I get her number
>invite her to lunch a couple times, pretty good so far
>the formal dance is around the corner in about a month
>it's like early mid October now
>football team has homecoming game
>I ask her if she wants to hang out after school before the game starts
>"sure anon"
>we go to Umstead State Park
>we walk in the trees its lightly raining
>I show her my favorite tree in the park, tell her this is where I trained for all my races
>she thinks it's pretty cool
>we make it back to my car
>"I have one thing to ask of you"
>"what"
>I pop trunk
>I pull out a cookie cake with her name on it
>"would you like to go to the formal with me, Anna?"
>"I would love to go to the formal with you, anon"
>I get sort of hard, semi stiffy
>she pretends not to notice but I know she does because I'm having my leg up on the bumper to try and hide the boner
>we go into car, take her to dinner and then back to game
>I take her to lunch a couple more times after this
>one time I ask her and she says no, she is doing something with her friend
>ok, play it cool
>ask her again
>still no
>one more time I ask
>says she has to study for a test
>disappointed, first time I ever got this far with a girl
>but continue anyways
>get suit for formal, overcoat, French cuffs
>this is a big deal for me, never been to a dance
>I realize I have never been to a dance
>don't know how to dance
>am kind of nervous
>the same week I discover MGTOW
>am obsessed with cars too
>tweet that "I would rather be working on cars than going to the formal but since I already have paid for tickets I'll go"
>she texts me "why don't you just @ me next time"
>I freak out
>oh shit she noticed
>I kind of did it on purpose
>all because I didn't know how to dance and was scared
I fucking held it in my hands and I still cannot live with it
I need to move on
quads gets her #, I'm deleting it
Turn yourself into soap
I'll keep it reeeal short
>get close to girl in theatre play with me
>she throws a party
>flirt heavy with her
>get in bed with her
>can't get hard
>both roll over and go to sleep
That was a fun show considering we had another 7 weeks together on stage :^)))))
