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Hey
I have a problem. Last night i saw my boyfriend on this forum and he got me worried
I usually see him go on facebook or youtube so seeing an unfamiliar site weirded me out
When asked he just said that it's 4chan and it's some kind of a meme imageboard
So I checked his browsing history and came here
I can't find any memes and you hate on women a lot
I'm worried. How do I stop him from coming here?
If you make him choose he'll probably choose r9k, or r9k and beating your roastie ass halfway to hell.
>>28471465
very well sonstructed bait, m8
>>28471465
why does the dog look so freaked out
Fembots, what is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Make sure it's something cute and girly.
>>28471459
I like bourbon with milk.
In before fembots claim "HURR DURR ALE" just to seem contrarian and unorthodox.
I like apple martinis and blue curacao margarita cocktails teehee
Your thread fucking sucks and you should feel bad because you're a faggot
>sent dick pics to a fat girl with big boobs
>she laughed at my dick and said it's small
>this feel is horrible
>>28471372
Tell her she's fat.
>>28471372
>sending dick pics
Wew lad.
why is this allowed?
You cant help that you have a small dick but the landwhale made decision to be a landwhale.
Do you have a 3dpdfu /r9k/? Tell me about her
>colored hair
I know, I wish she didn't fall for this meme every once in a while. Anyways I've been watching her videos several times a day for a good couple months now and I'm pretty obsessed I guess you could say. Feels bad that she'll never be mine
Some choice favorites of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxhOeUYssOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaVb-N7KfEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I5g5pj0tMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-08JauBEJU
She's also doing wonders for my motivation with learning spanish since I have to translate all her social media pages along with her q&a videos
Don't know why I watch her videos so often because it really hurts me, but she's a good singer too
I can't be the only one with a 3dpdfu
I have a 3DPD waifu but I am always afraid to post her because she has a nude scene, so people think she is a slut. I don't like when people make fun of her so I never say who she is.
Having a 3DPD waifu is suffering though. You are not welcome in any regular waifu community and any posting results in harassment because they aren't a cartoon character.
>20 years old
>Have friends and a social life
>Dress well, well groomed, hygienic
>Try my hardest to be confident and assertive
>Still a kissless virgin
Is it time to die yet?
If I roll dubs you just do it
>>28471375
My life isn't a game, anon. I need help.
Im sorry anon :( You got this. You need to find a fat chick and start there. You can work your way up the ladder to a Stacy I know you can Anon
would you join the war against the normies with N.E.E.T forces?
Not really. Because the normies would get crushed.
Would I? It's my duty.
If the commander tells me to wage war on normals, then war they shall have.
Will the martyrs of the holy struggle end up in Gensokyo with a cute 2D gf?
To all you normies and desperate virgins who believe that "the past is the past."
Would you really be okay with settling for a woman who was plowed by black cock?
How could you honestly look at her face and say that you love her, knowing that she has stared a black cock in the face?
Why are you asking? It's not like any woman would love me either.
>>28471158
>woman
That is quite clearly a trap anon.
>>28471158
Of course not no self respecting man would. Problem is there's now way to really know.
So what game do you play to fill the void?
>pic related..
>>28471098
nothing recently, since I'm on a life progress binge, but I always resort back to Hearthstone or RS for comfy times.
>>28471122
>life progress binge
I literally cringed
Just face it, life isn't worth living if you are gifted.
Nobody is ever on the /r9k/ clan chat;-;
>"Is this really a necessary part of the Exam Doctor?"
What the fuck is this?
this isnt a fucking porn board getting sick and tired of these shit posters
>implying i wouldn't have drugged her
>she came in for a good dicking
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
Alright r9k I'm legit running on 4 hours of sleep, and my body hurts like fuck
How am I going to get through this 7 hour shift
You should have gotten a good night's sleep wagecuck.
Coffee, you idort. Don't use energy drinks. I've worked 12 hour shifts on 4 hours of sleep. Just drink black coffee,
Chug a shit-ton of water. Trust me, it works. and get some caffeine in ya.
I am a new fag
Run... Run and dont look back
>>28470903
for your own good get the fuck out of here. this place fucks with your mind
But I don't have any where else and
I am a offensive but that is faggy
Thing to say and traps are cool
And I been stalking u guys
Ask a 26 years old virgin, who made out and cuddled with a girl for the first time today anything.Am I normie yet?
Yes, now get out faggot
>>28470932
Nah, I'll probably stay.
I wouldn't say I'm a robot honestly, boarderline cyborg maybe...
But I still respect robotism, and am willing to defend it.
>>28470896
I don't get why you people have such a hard time having a one night stand. What, do you need a fucking instruction manual?
If you could get another chance at life and magically wake up as a roastie Stacy tomorrow, would you take it or leave it?
Contrary to popular belief there are virgins who look like this. It's an aesthetic issue you have, this shows nothing of her lifestyle.
>>28470943
Half true. It's partially generic but a girl that's been sufficiently used will end up the same way without surgery.
>>28470943
that does nothing to change how utterly repulsive it is. it looks like forgotten deli meat or a botched abortion.
And they killed themselves because they knew what they were missing out on.
"My 20s were taken from me. It's not fair"
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX1dozP3CI [Embed]
28 khv
>>28470875
>killing yourself over not having sex and balding
i've lived my life like this everyday for years and stopped giving a shit long ago
is it really that hard to just perpetually drift in the void and entertain yourself?
>>28471883
Most here are still transitioning. It will happen eventually though.
>>28470875
I wanna kill myself because anxiety
I don't wanna interact with people or my coworkers. I feel like I rather die than do another day of this. Killing yourself and dying aren't the same thing though
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/12/131211185323.htm
>more than 60% of intelligence is based on genetics
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/27/upshot/marriages-of-power-couples-reinforce-income-inequality.html?referer=
>smart high performers marry each other
You are on r9k because your genes are trash
>>28470813
no shit
oribinal bomment
>>28470813
>Genes are genetic
Wow
>Rich people marry each other
People from similar backgrounds with similar lifestyles marry each other
Probably one of my favorite films.
