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>>28469481
You know you can save the map as an image, right?
>>28469481
literal retard who can't save a simple image or even screenshot/10
Can traps be virgins?
Uhh yeah? Why would they not be able to?
Kissless virgin trap here. 20 yo
>>28469958
not gay but I'd fuck that
>lol i had such a bad day i'm so depressed right now XD
Why do normies do this?
because normals are subhuman
Because the word depression doesnt mean as much to them as it does to us.
>I'm soooo depressed...
>Why are you depressed anon?
>Beeeecause I have finals maaan. Credit card bills.
>...
Corey in the house was the best thing to come from black culture since Thomas Sowell.
>>28469443
i really liked this anime
>>28469466
you a busta for that
>niggers
>good
heheehheheh
Anyone else here /blacksheepofthefamily/ ?
>shy
>awkward
>failed school 2 times
>2 sisters, graduated and with children
>I'm still living with mom and can't get a job
>tfw they all go out without you
>"you wouldnt have liked it anyway anon"
>tfw they're all upstairs talking and laughing
>don't know how to talk to people and dont want to ruin the fun so you stay in your room
feels bad
>parents disowned me when I was 17
>homeless and addicted to heroin for three years
>end up tatted and lots of piercings
>go to rehab, get straight
>get degree, good job
>parents still won't speak to me.
I interviewed for a retail job 3 months ago, and never heard back. The job is still listed on there site. Is it over for me?
>>28469402
>not contacting them and asking about the job and how far your application went
Don't you want the job anon? Gotta seem keen!
>>28469412
i contacted them twice, each time they still still interviewing this was like 3 weeks after the initial interview
>when a girl prefers to stay single than date you
It's the same, OP.
Who else /freakofnature/?
>hate your appearance
>make your best effort not to be seen
>people repulsed by your appearance
>you don't even feel human
>people laugh behind your back
Why even live?
>>28469382
You're all alone op
ALONE
>>28469382
yeah man i know all those feels, each time i am around groups of people for something i need to do there's always that's extra mean to me for no fucking reason, aside from how i look like
two girls in uni cackled last time i went past them on my way, i didn't even feel anything i am just beyond this anymore i just wish i could live without going out but i need to start providing for myself soon, i am so scared and anxious about it
>>28469382
Idk why but
>you don't even feel human
Hit me so hard
Sometimes I feel like I'd have a way better life I was just born in a different life where I actually looked normal
why don't you become a PhD student r9k?
daily routine
>wake up at 8 am
>work from 8 am - 23 pm while shitposting on r9k
>go home
>sleep
>rinse and repeat
PhD and research is my goal
>"b-but anon how will you get a job"
>"you'll spend the rest of your 20s studying?! pfft nerd.."
>"no woman will want to marry a man still in education at 30"
>"loooool anon why don't you just ride Mr. Schlomo's wild goy ride and work a wage slave job LIKE ME?"
>"you don't own a metal box that goes zoom zoom?"
>"whores love my ZOOOOOOOOM metal box ZOOOOOOM look how cool I am because I have a car"
>mfw
>>28469336
>being 150k in debt
yeah no thanks famallama
>>28469502
Crack overtime for little pay for Dr. Shekelstein to secure his research grant
>tfw you live in a green island with great Neetbux and it rains 250 days of the year
Who /comfy/?
>>28469332
I thought it's 188 euro notes or something now?
Didn't that ugly cunt Joan cut alot of shit too?
>>28469369
188 is loads tbqh. They only get 50 pounds in England and even less in other EU countries.
>>28469332
Thisis a great country for NEETs.
Why do niggers openly support crime?
>How else he gonna get money for clothes for school?
http://youtu.be/2ZGSQXmJPaQ
Well it's the fastest way to get money. If you aren't ballsy enough for crime, don't do it.
>>28469321
cause fuck the law dawg
>>28469321
>extended magazine for a revolver
>magazine is backwards
that's the stupidest chimp i've ever seen
How the fuck do people sleep on their stomach? What type of meme position is this? It's so fucking uncomfortable!
It's more comfortable for women to do this, for obvious reasons.
every time i sit like that my dick pops like a bicycle kickstand
>>28469286
Why would that be? They have huge fucking blobs of fat on their chest, isn't that uncomfortable as fuck?
I have a little pet spider, I'm not sure what to name him. I found him hiding beside my toilet bowl.
Do you feed it? I used to throw ants to my pet spider sometimes. They don't waste any time when something is caught in their web.
>>28469234
his name is Mark now. how long has Mark been there?
>>28469266
I don't know. I like to think he's always been here and I'm just his tenant.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/05/160510084257.htm
>When you take paracetamol to reduce your pain, you may also be decreasing your empathy for both the physical and social aches that other people experience, a new study suggests.
Holy shit, its the time to get addicted to paracetamol!
>>28469223
And I thought that was just the opiates. Crazy.
But I already have autism.
Paracetamol will kill you faster than taking cocaine, so I'd rather not.
Guys, what are some good household items that you can kill yourself with?
I've already searched the house for bleach but it appears that I don't have any, so I'm gonna have to improvise a bit here
The good ole toaster n tub is an option but idk how effective it is, could that kill?
Any suggestions are appreciated, thanks
jump in front of a train or off a tall building you ffffffffffucking pussy
>>28469265
Train is lame, but I could probably get myself up on this crane at a nearby workplace
But that requires some balls to accomplish, t b h id rather just chug some less-than-healthy substance at home and die off that way
Buy some potassium ferrocyanide, sulfuric acid and a big flat-bottom flask (1, 2 or 5 litres). Mix everything together and heat it up. Collect the evolved gas over water or in some big balloon. Inhale it. Die.
ITT we talk about shit we're learning/want to learn.
Bonus question: if you want to learn a lot of different things but have limited time, what do you pick?
>>28469139
Usually I block out my day beginning with something analytical (math, programming) then moving into something more intuitive as the day goes on (design, music, visual arts).
When I was working a shit job and only had one block of free time I would instead have phases throughout the year. So like 4 months analytical then 4 intuitive or similar weekly allocations if I wanted to mix things up.
>>28469503
How many hours do you work per day? Seems like it requires some time to do multiple of these things in a day.
I, OP, shall reply as well. Here's what I want:
>become a better programmer
>become good at meditating (less anxiety, more living in the moment I hope)
>learn some basic medicine so I can treat myself if shit happens
>learn how to hunt/catch animals without guns, and other /out/ stuff
>git gud at the guitar
>learn how to start a successful business so I can have passive income while doing actual fun stuff (biggest obstacle)
Come on niggas let's go.
