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I just finished a huge meal and I was just thinking 'yeah I'm gonna start my diet today, later on I'm having steamed veggies and skinless chicken for dinner'.

Now I've just come to the realization that I'm all talk but as soon as I'm hungry later I know I'm going to stuff my fucking face with unhealthy shit.

Why am I so devoid of willpower?
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>>28467331
dont fall for the diet meme just eat healthy and exercise
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>>28467677
>dont fall for the diet meme
>just eat healthy
What?
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just drink alot of water and have a healthy breakfast, preferably with an egg. you should be fine, unless you're an absolute landwhale with no mental strength.

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this board has slowed down

why?
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some of reddit is leaving, hopefully.
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the big suicide event of april the 1st is the cause
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>>28467196

newfags losing interest when they realise this isnt kikebook

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Advice thread

Hi /r9k/, resident normie here. If anyone wants some advice, some normie perspective, or just wants to chat, come post here. No question is too stupid here, no topic off limits. Tell us what's on your mind, anons.

>inb4 reeee get off my board
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>>28467161
What are general and specific social rules in society?
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>be me
>in love with a lesbian
>she knows exactly how I feel
>we're close friends but can never be anything more
>I'm reasonably attractive (6/10) but may as well be a 1 because I can't love anyone else
>can't get over her
>the more time I spend with her the more I love her
>the more time I spend away from her the more I love her

What do
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>>28467161


>normalfag
>having any actual opinion on anything


I could get an "opinion" of yours from any other normalfag who shares the same hivemind

Whenever someone says that today sucks and they were born in the wrong time, how there people used to have values and whatnot, then someone usually replies with 'times changed, people didn't. It was just as shitty to live in the 50's as it is now!'

Is this true? I think I disagree. Well I'm sure it was never exactly easy to live at any point in history, but now its mega shitty with all this technology and PC bullshit.

Back in the day, you had no choice but to make something of yourself. Even the nerds had a skill of some sort. No internet, no vidya or TV to turn you into a useless piece of shit.

To get a girlfriend you had to work for one. No tinder for them to pick the top 5%, they probably still dated chads, but it wasn't frowned upon to be chivalrous, and a beta who stuck it to Chad would probably be admirable to a woman back then.

And was chad such a bad guy in 60's era high school? He probably beat up some nerds but that was all coming of age shit, learning to stand up for yourself. The worst chad would say to you would probably be something like, 'look at him guys! He's nothing but a 4-eyes nerd!'. He probably wouldn't verbally torment anyone to suicide like the Chads of today.

Point is, you had to be a lame or a retard to be truly worthless to society back before we had all this hand-holding. Everyone for the most part went out and made something of themself. How many baby boomers became NEETS for life or forever alones? Every one of them I've ever seen had grandkids by now pretty much.
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Things have only gotten better and most likely will only get better.
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>>28467141
In America it was definitely better in the 50's and 60's. In the rest of the world its better now. Its mostly nostalgia goggles if you live in America and ignorance of the suffering if you live elsewhere.

In Britain for instance we were destitute after the war and still rebuilding.

>>28467160
This.
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>>28467160

Better living conditions, sure. But today's society is the worst it's ever been for basic human development.

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>get one shot at life
>be born with akylosing spondylitis
>it's not enough for your spine to hurt
>it must also fuse together and break
>people in general don't even know it exists
>thank you jesus
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there is no such thing, you have made this up
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>>28467163
I missed an "n"

Ankylosing spondylitis certainly exists. I'd post a picture but I don't think it's suitable for viewing.
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>>28467163
>a form of spinal arthritis, chiefly affecting young males, that eventually causes ankylosis of vertebral and sacroiliac joints.

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>Was a NEET for most of his young adult life
>Couldn't play guitar or sing until adulthood
>Was a failure who flunked school and only got pleasure from football and listening to music
>Ugly and short (5'8") with bad teeth
>Poor as shit
>Didn't become famous until he was 27
>Went on to become the brains behind the biggest band in the world (Oasis)
>Wrote songs loved by millions around the world
>Now respected as one of the best songwriters and singers of his generation
>Now rich as fuck and has a hot wife

What's stopping you, anons?
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>>28467086
>tfw oasis is the only thing that makes my life worth living

great example op would buy you a bear
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>>28467086
When I had a band with my brother we looked up to Noel and Liam. We didn't have the huge fights tho
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>>28467733
>>28467789
Legit the only band that can be a real inspiration to ordinary people. Everyone else is either batshit crazy, or too posh/rich/talented to be able to relate to. Noel and Liam G are real.

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Can't drink until the 6th of september. Wtf do I do with myself until then?
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smoke weed dude
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>>28467035
Can't smoke weed ever again because I'm psychotic.
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why not? probo?

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Any news on mystery? Did she commit suicide? Is she in a mental institution? Don't have anything personal against her but she used pick on robots.
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>>28467009
>posts picture of qt and get my attention
>writes about some greasy ugly attention whore
fuk u
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>>28467009

>Don't have anything personal against her
>she used pick on robots.


no, he was largely irrelevant to anything.

He couldnt form a coherant opinion on anything
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Those juicy thighs.

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If being a slut is such a great thing, why can't women call being a disgusting diseased whore what it is and use contrived euphemisms like "having as much fun as men" and "enjoying their bodies" instead?
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>>28466972
>expecting women to think
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>>28466972
Your argument is pretty weak desu, senpai. Go think of something else to say.
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>>28466990
>anally devestated roastie detected

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Who 27+ here?

>be me
>be 26
>birthday in a few weeks
>no real "friends"
>try to get people to come out to drink with me
>they all refuse or just don't come or something
>27 feels so much older than 26
>lie about age and always say I'm 24
>feels like just FUCKING yesterday I was 16 playing Counter Strike with my "friends"

Though in all honesty it does seem like High School was literally just yesterday. I guess once you get past like 23 or so, it just gets on and on.

Shit means less and less.

Tell your stories.
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>>28466956
Wait, are you telling me one doesn't "grow out" of 4chan?
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Almost 37, still catch myself thinking about turning 30 soon. My life just stopped to a halt somewhere around your age.

Don't know what to tell you. There's nothing.
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28 years here, time's been standign still since I turned 20 except I now look creepy enjoying the things I like.

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>tfw too poor to build a gaming PC
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>tfw rich and need a new pc but don't know how to choose the config and how to build one and stuffs, literally neophyte
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>>28466951

>have to rent
>place has a pay as you go meter
>pc drains it just browsing 4chan
>sell it
>get a thinkpad
>10 quid on the meter lasts me almost 2 weeks
>lost 34lb since filled in gaming time with exercise
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>>28467033
https://choosemypc.net/

give me money, richfriend

>trying to work on social anxiety instead of whining like a massive loser
>massage a shit ton of people
>try to be as friendly as possible
>try to be as non-creepy as possible
>try to show interest in whatever the fuck they're interested in
>i don't fucking care i just don't want to be lonely anymore
>they always cut me off with shit excuses or i find myself incapable of maintaining the conversation for more than 5 minutes

I hate this I'm fucking tired of this shit please just fucking kill me.
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well don't start a conversation by saying "i want to start a conversation" you idiot
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>>28466915
Maybe you shouldn't massage loads of people, kinda lewd
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>>28466915
Honestly Facebook messenger is creep central. It's annoying because you have to talk so you don't seem like a dick but no one wants to talk when they're on fb. It's a catch 22 don't use fb messenger

Post you're results :
http://www.ratemylife.net/
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>>28466893
57/100

Not going to improve
I am already 40
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What is this shit?
How did you do this on a phone?
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Imo, my life is worse than this shit lets on

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HAI R9K

ETSUBATSU
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If you could take the autism away would you do it?
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>>28467350
HI WOOWEE

originiamo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_lTYQlEMg

nutinmuch

>tfw no twink boyfriend

why even live ;_;
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>tfw 8 year olds have gf's, and you don't
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>>28466838
is this really what fembots dream about?
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>mfw i had the same haircut as that kid
>wore the exact same clothes and shoes, i think those might even be the same white cargo shorts i wore
>had a gf that looked kinda like that girl

weird feel

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