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Who here miss high school?
>quit high school 10 years ago
>back than I thought it was boring
>now when i think back having your own little locker and all those fun times with school mates when you still had friends
>thinking if I could go back with my todays experience and memories I could be happy
High school was bullshit. /r9k/ hated it.
Personally, I thought it wasn't so bad for the second half of it. I had friends then, I was becoming an adult, I still thought I had a future, and there were people who actually cared about me.
>>28466040
not me!
i fucking hated that hellhole
>>28466040
Me. I was a fucking loser but I miss the structure, the chads and stacies gave me something to hate and in my head rebel against, I also dree my best stuff in class where as nowadays I can barely shit out one lazy sketch a week.
I think most of all I muss how everything was an event. If ai got my hands on booze it was exciting and cool, nowadays I just walk into any gas station, pay for it and drink myself to sleep. Everything is so mundane now, nothing is special.
What job can you get as a socially awkard borderline sperg?
One where i would't have to interact with people..
These jobs don't exist.
Get on NEET bux and start buying lottery tickets with all your fortnightly payments.
>>28465973
marketing/sales
>>28465973
As far as I can that's not really an option anymore. All modern employers want outgoing extroverts, even for jobs that don't need it.
KO
(Megumin)
>>28465896
NO
(Aqua)
>>28465903
SU
(Dustiness Ford, Lalatina)
>>28465912
BA
(Kazuma)
Whos your all time favourite fap guys
its a tossup between Princessdust and lovelylilith for me
Mal Malloy
>>28465861
SexuallySpecific
Siri of course.
>my 11y/o cousin told me that I am Ugly
Like people say, truth comes out of the kids mouths.
Any anon has a story of being BTFO by a kid?
>>28465828
Some boys that were like 6 once shouted at me that i look like a looser and that i smoke like faggot (nice that 6 year olds know that)
Bitchslapped them in the face HARD. Only time i hit a kid, but i fucking enjoyed it. They sure learned their lesson.
>>28465940
Only a robot would be proud of beating up some kids
>>28465828
>16
>hanging out at friends place
>friend's little brother is there
>he tells him to hit anon
>it's a joke
>he fucking does it, full on slaps me right in the face
>everyone laughs
>i'm furious but can't do anything about it because kid is like 11 years old and not my brother, but someone elses
still mad about it to this day
>ETSUBATSU
What did he mean by this, /r9k/?
KO
>>28465802
Only /tv/ crossboarders understand this thread, stop making it here.
That being say, hey, what's up?
>>28465818
It's a popular meme on this board as well
>No friends
>No skills
>Suck at school
>Regular fights with family
>No gf
>Shitty physique
>Act autistic all the time
>Depression
>Suicidal tendencies
>Zero interest in anything
>>28465749
aw chin up anon i am sure you can improve
>>28465749
Sounds like you have a bright future.
NOT SERIOUS BY THE WAY LOL
>>28465791
ROFLMAO LOL KEKEKEK XD
>omg I told you not to sneak up on mommy like that!
incest thread, you say?
My mommy weighs at least twice as much as her.
So I watched this yesterday which was... interesting
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572a68b1438fe
mfw i fell for the csgo professional meme
>realize its impossible to win tournaments playing fair
>2k hours of my life wasted
get good
or just get adderall
>>28465673
Iktf.
The best way to get somewhere in the scene now is to either cheat your way to getting "discovered" or knowing the right people.
At least you hopefully had fun playing.
>>28465673
Tell other people who are susceptible to fall into the same trap about your experiences so they can learn from your mistakes.
"Professional" gaming is literally an entertainment industry / ad campaign for games and nothing more. If you're dreaming about being a "pro" you're just being entertained and very likely consume their games.
tl;dr I'm really lonely and want to make some kind of relationship so I'm going to go on public transport tomorrow, sit next to someone and ask them to be my friend
Any tips?
Be confident and don't be autistic
>>28465655
heres a tip
dont do that on public transport
>>28465655
>D-do you want to be my friend?
>*person moves away from you without saying anything*
literally best case scenario. worst case is you're going to get beat up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T
>>28465652
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T
>>28465652
If you're not using some of those voice change programs you trained well enough. It's a somewhat faggy tranny voice but feminine enough bro.
Also that change from girl to guy voice is what I fear most about dating a tranny.
I'm kinda retarded so I forget people's birthdays and shit. Imagine if I made her angry one day and she decided to to full retard while we are buying groceries and screaming at me with a super manly voice.
My other fear is that she will never want to get a pussy and tits and be eternally a crossdressing dude even when we are in our 60s.
>>28465652
10/10 would be your friend regardless
Who here /skipping/ and smoking an edgy cig?
>inb4 attention whore
>inb4 underage
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>>28465583
Its this fucking guy again.
Please leave.
>>28465583
People still >inb4 their posts in 2000+16?
>>28465608
Where else would a virgin high schooler go?
>And into your life, there comes a darkness.
>There's a spacecraft blocking out the sky.
I had a dream about Thom Yorke not too long ago thanks to these posts
A clone of him lived with me, and he was very kindhearted, curious and childish. He also had psychic powers or some shit. I wouldn't let him leave the house because I thought the outside world was too harsh for him, I think I even deluded him into believing it didn't exist. I don't remember what happened after that, but it was something bad.
>>28466107
>Sweet faced ones with nothing left inside.
>That we all can love, that we all can love.
>I am doing
>No harm
>As my world
>Comes crashing down
have you ever created a meme robots?
>tfw no knowyourmeme credit
Yes, loads of memes and infographs that gets posted even now, 8 years later.
>wanting credit for it
You're doing it wrong.
Yep, Cuckio.
A few that get reposted sometimes
The world will never know who did those but that is for the best
Right now I'm sitting in school waiting for the bell to ring. Across from me is a tard just really chatting it up with some qts, complementing their looks, and they're genuinely talking to him. And I just realized that this fucking tard can talk to more girls than me, and he'll always be more loved. Fuck this shit
Why do you need women?.
>>28465529
Because I just want somebody I can lie in bed with, somebody I'll be content to stare at for hours. Somebody who will make me feel less lonely
>>28465551
>Needing other people to be happy.
