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> stressed out by school
> stressed out by weight
> stressed out by appearance
> stressed out about not being able to move on after ldr ended over a year ago
> havent gone to school in a week
> dont want to talk to anyone
> contemplating deleting all my social media again because whats the point
> feel miserable and hate myself
> wonder if im bipolar or some shit
I should be happy but have suddenly become so self destructive
Fuck
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Smoking cigarettes
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>>28470738
>contemplating deleting all my social media again because whats the point
do this and never look back
i guarantee you will not regret it
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>>28471485
>cigarettes
literally the most normie drug right behind alcohol. What, can't get a weed hookup?

Remember: The only one who can 'save' you is yourself
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>>28470732
>implying anyone here wants "saving"
Where the fuck do you people come from?
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>>28470755
>Where the fuck do you people come from?
I am basically 'this guy' for /r9k/. You need me.
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>implying that I want to be saved
>implying I don't just want to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger

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Cringe thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0H0_o3i5hI
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>he spends his time making fun of autismo having fun on YouTube
You're the real cringe, OP. At least he's trying something with his life. Subscribed.
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>>28470731
The new DAT BOI meme is the epitome of cringe.
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Massive cringe right here.
>>28466082

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Everyone tells me the way I see this world is just the way I think and I can change it. I try that. Everything is still dull and meaningless and the only excitement I get from life is gaming... What is this feeling of total apathy in life? I can't help but look at everything in life objectively, no matter how "morally wrong", I feel such a large disconnect between me and my surroundings.
Sorry for ranting brobots, I don't have anyone to talk to and I don't really know how else to vent.
Let's chat and keep this thread friendly, if anyone wants to explain my mental state to me then please do.
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>>28470657
Sounds like depression. You should talk to a doctor and maybe get a prescription. If you wait too long like I did then the only thing you still enjoy (gaming) will also become dull just like everything else.
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>>28470870
Same this happened to me. It's pretty hollow. Sorry OP, no advice.
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>>28470870
>>28470979
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope things turn around for you guys. How do you guys cope, if you are willing to share?

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>tfw getting braces today

I know I'm going to be happy I did it eventually but fuck, is there anything worse than being a metal mouth in your 20s?

This is going to be two or so years of absolute shit. At least I'm getting ceramic braces, but it's not like those are completely hidden.

And it's going to feel so weird against my lips, fuck.
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>>28470606
>ceramic braces
what do they look like on an adult?
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Just don't get that invisalight shit it's a waste of money
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>>28470623
Better than metal braces, but still shit.

>>28470676
I can't anyway, mouth way too fucked up.

This might still be a waste of time because I decided to forgo jaw surgery.

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How would you react if you found this among your mom's old pictures?
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>he actually spend time photoshipping this
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>>28470555
I would feel disgusted. No matter if black, white, weak or strong. It's my mom daug...
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>>28470592
Are you the kid on the left?

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Which one of these girls would you want to be?
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Neither, I want to be myself and fuck them
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>>28470545
I enjoy being a man.
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>>28470545
neither is actually a girl

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Who here hate women?

>talk about masturbation + porn with male friends
>females overhear and call me creepy
>guys deny masturbating and watching it
>noone backs me up
>reputation is creepy perv and no chance of gf now

What the fuck literally everyone fucking wanks this shit has been going on all my life.
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some women live in fantasies where they are the only things men love. men watching porn ruins this delusion. beat the shit out of your "friends" and get new ones since they're such beta cucklords.
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Congrats anon you fucked up hard
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okay i like threads like this

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>start talking to this girl who i met on the internet
>find an 8-year old account that is full of videos that are her sperging out in front of a webcam
>watch all of them
>don't tell her about it
>constantly drop references of things that she liked during her childhood that not a lot of people know about

We're on the final stretch, boys.
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>>28470436
Now post the link so we can all laugh at her
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>>28470483
she's too pure
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>>28470506
Then why bring this up then? What are you gonna do? What's the final stretch?

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Imagine a hypothetical scenario where you are teleported back into the dark ages, since diet and nutrition are unheard of: you're a giant, well-built and physically are strong and dominant over the men that are barely 5'0 these dark medieval women come to suck and fuck and show you a whole lot of dirty medieval faerylike sex, they enact fetishes that would be abhorred in the 21st century, lots of orgies and sex with just women who want to fuck you senseless. You do a few moves on your own like the inverted 69, spreading your load across generations and having a huge impact on the offspring of later generations.

Does anybody else know this feel? That /feel/ thread.
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>>28470425
Unless i bring lots of gold or something with me, my body or brains alone won't do me much good in such system. Women are property back then to whoever got money and land, they can't sleep around like the whores nowdays. Besides the local 5'2 chads will get assmad at you and one night they will gang up on you with axes, hammers and shit good luck dealing with that. Besides life will be dull, shit tier entertainment and surrounded by retarded peasants all the time, no healthcare, no nothing, no thanks.
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>>28470425
bruh average height in the uk around 1000 years ago was 5'7.5", unless youre teleporting back to asia no small loli harem for you desu
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>>28470425
the women were toothless and filthy. Everyone was infested with worms and maggots. Drinking water was shit because noone knew what germs were. Only the exceptionally powerful got to have multiple sexual partners so unless you're a priest or aristocrat that's not happening. Also Chad was actually worse back then. Today Chad fucks roasties and then marries when he's like 30. Back then Chad was a feudal lord who got to fuck your wife because you were basically his slave. Often he got to do really fucked up shit like fuck 10 year olds too. Fucking disgusting

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Why did you forget about our martyr Elliot, /r9k/?
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>>28470406
He was an idiot, people who I don't associate with.
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>>28470406
He was a genius, people who I do associate with.
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>>28470406
He was a true robot who would rather die than submit to femcunts.

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>Friend and I were talking about camwhores
>Make a joke about trapping myself out on cam for $
>Friend says he would still be my friend
...
Does he want the BP?
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>>28470376

Let me guess.

"BP" stands for "boipussy".
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Kill yourself originally please
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>>28470421
duh
origami

>oneitis already hooked up with tinder dude, spending the weekend at his house this weekend

Were still talking "as friends" am i a cuck? Should i tell her i like her before this weekend?
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Why would you ever do this to yourself?
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>>28470321
She's already been railed by Chad.
She's used goods.
She sees you as an emotional sponge that gives her attention.

Stop making these shitty fucking advice threads on my board you goddamn normies. This isn't /b/. Fucking hang yourself.
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>>28470321
>Should i tell her i like her before this weekend?
I highly doubt she cares, considering she's meeting some dude this very weekend.

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Be honest how many of you betas are on the friendzone? Being in that in situation would annoy the hell out of me. And so called "fembots" what have you scammed out of your orbiters?
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>>28470111
been in them big time before but i'm a lot more confident now

was kinda in one not long ago but when we were drunk we made out twice and she let me feel her tits, also went from saying she'd never fuck me to saying we should go fuck in a bathroom in the space of like ten minutes so idk I could probably bang her if I tried hard enough or just got a bit /fit/ter
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>>28470111
I'd rather die a virgin then be that guy girls shit over
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I would take the friendzone at this point desu

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Ever get the feeling there are paid government shills posting about how they managed to get a job, gf, car, etc for purposes of making us feel simply incapable, so we don't rise up and start a revolution?

>implying this thread won't be overrun with shills
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>>28470075
take a walk brah, you've had enough internet for the day.
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Anyone who thinks people actually shill on 4chan is retarded

get a job you piece of shit hippy
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i think so yes. Have you ever heard of the Eggman conspiracy? Basically, they found pictures of fbi employees and one of them looks just like him. Also he drives that really expensive SUV.

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