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Why are there so many cross dressers and people that fap to cross dressers on this board?
>>28468632
>That fucking doujin
Probably the only rape hentai that made me feel legitimately bad
>>28468632
>her look in the last few pages
YAMEROOOOO
>>28468632
It's all part of a conspiracy. Many robots are falling for the gay agenda.
Eventually there will come a time when you have to settle down with a roastie. TRUE OR FALSE?
I would bury my face in that roastie tbqh fampai
False,
Some Roasties wouldn't even settle for you.
Laugh at the large labia if you will but, it will never get you pussy. Nothing will.
>>28468610
That's gotta be photoshopped. Looks like she has balls. How does she even wear panties? Or is it only granny undies for her?
AHH HELP
REEERE
The test actually wasn't that bad
Cyvcf
>>28468582
I would fuck that anatomy figure
Wow /r9gay/ is slow today.
>girl opens up to me
>tells me she likes me
>tell her I like her too
>the next day ignores me
>see her today
>asks me if I think she looks pretty
>call her an insecure slut
>starts crying
>everyone thinks I'm an asshole now
>>28468557
You did the right thing. Now she knows what's up and won't fuck around and you have greater potential to slam her pu$$.
Good job.
WOW M8 WHAT A SAVAGE. WOW SAVAGE MONSTER, D E V I L I S H, S A T A N I C, ETC ETC ETC.
WITTY GUY 10/10
You have to be kind of an asshole with girls, but I'm not sure you're doing it right. Text her later in the week like nothing happened and ask her if she wants to do something this Friday, if you want. Just be cavalier about it, like you are now. Don't apologize, but don't conmpletely disregard her feelings either. You were right not to stroke her ego, but you might have crossed a line calling her a slut.
Who else /working the fields/ today?
Would be if it wasn't raining today senpai.
>>28468510
Im not Jose.
I dont need to work in the fields for 38 cents an hour.
>>28468810
I own the farm bro I'm not a beaner
Your ancestors murdered millions of people
>I'm murdering my future ancestors by never having sex
>>28468518
>future ancestors
Lad.
I'm going to be better then that
So what's made you cry this week, /r9k/?
was nearly in tears a few minutes ago
I dont know what did it
i just dont like being alive
but i can't kill myself
i want off this ride
Waking up every day with no husky to cuddle.
>>28468493
What's up with you and wanting a fucking husky?
You post this shit with the exact same reaction image every day.
MY TEETH ARE ALL FUCKED UP
I just want to get that out of my mind.
Fuck everything.
>>28468352
So was the barbecue canceled?
post pic of teefs plz
bad teeth are my fetish desu desu
Try using Listerine. It kills the germs that cause the gum disease gingivitis.
ITT: autistic things that literally only you do.
Whenever it's raining at night ,I like to walk around town with my really big coat and smoke a cigarette and pretend to be Solid snake at the start of MGS2
>>28468294
run into inanimate objects and apologize to them.
Everytime I make a mistake I whisper something that makes me sound / look autistic.
how do I stop these things?
>>28468336
That's pretty normal. It just means your nervous.
>>28468294
I use the underwear I wear before my shower to wash with opposed to a wash cloth
I only watch anime when eating mcdonalds nuggers
who /long hair/ here?
feelsgoodman
mine is pretty long and soft
some people call me a twink but i give 0 fucks
>>28468241
I'm trying to, but it's pretty hard desu. It's been at least 5 months since I got my haircut
Mines finally past my shoulders again after I cut it all off in 2011. I love it
"I believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated to a point of responsibility."
What did she means by this?
>a woman
>calling anyone else a irresponsible subhuman
I hate niggers but still
Yeah, we're so responsible, right?
That's why we're going to be demographically annihilated in a few decades.
She has a point, but she phrased it in incredibly racist terms.
>Walking around city an night
>Roads are empty, no one around
>Police cruiser passes by
>"He must be patrolling" I thought
>See him through his windshield
>Smile and give him a vertical nod
>He fucking u turns around and stops me for my ID
>Asks me why I'm out so late
>Lets me go ten minutes later
WHAT DID I DO
>>28468174
Are you black? Or live in a black neighborhood? Or someone may have called about suspicious activity and he was just checking it out
Police are used to terrorize the population.
They cause fear of the government.
Don't be scared of them, if you fear them they will control you.
Are 6ou in America? You could have just kept walking.
>average fembot sexual partners: 20+
>average robot sexual partners: 0
get the fuck off my board you dirty whores
Fembots don't exist underage newfag
>>28468133
That's not really all that much. I am a fembot and have had 25 partners, which isn't as many as my friends. Most makes on here could probably easily get a gf but they don't want to put any effort in.
>>28468463
The worst thing about this post is that it might not be b8
>you will never see something like this in person
how does this make you feel
>>28468065
hasn't everyone on this board transcended the art of feeling?
pretty good because I'm not being cucked
>White people
Pretty gross desu.
Why is it always white people doing this kind of shit?
If women can't be lonely then why do shows like this exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg-yYT9VXXM
I want that to happen to every attractive person in the world. "I never relied on my looks but my looks was never a barrier" LOL.
id date that monster.
I bet she wouldn't date me though.
>Average looking guy can be undatable
>Have to be literally disfigured as a girl to be undatable
Congratulations you played yourself OP
