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how old were you when you grew out of your "sleep until late afternoon, stay up all night" phase? I was 18 when I realized that if you do it and you don't work a night shift, it makes you a cuck.
It's also unhealthy, and you can't go anywhere because everything besides shit like Walmart and Dennys is closed
tfw reading this thread at 3:18 am and eating krap dinner and havent slept
... ?!
>>28463739
I can't do it anymore, I sleep at 3 a.m when I sleep late nowadays.
Before, I quit my PC at 8a.m and slept all day.
I kinda wanna do it again, but I get tired
>>28463739
it's 5 in the morning, and I'm still up, so I haven't "grown out of it" yet
People here in /r9k/ usually complain without knowing they have their lives kinda sorted out.
Most of them live in a 1st world country, are attending good colleges and will eventually get a gf even though they are always going like "tfw no gf".
Where are the true outcasts? The college dropouts, the ones that had talent and even then they managed to fuck up their life, the minimum wage slaves, the ones living in shitholes, the ones that even if they ever get a gf it will be something out of despair and will end up living life with a person they are like "meh" with...
Did they all migrated to magicianschan or are some of them still here?
How do scum no life criminals who live in drug ridden ghettos get GFs and consistent sex?
>>28463696
>How do scum no life criminals who live in drug ridden ghettos get GFs and consistent sex?
Prostitutes and ghetto girls who share their underclass mentality
I don't participate even on /r9k/, it's too normie for me here, except for certain rare threads.
Wizardchan is too depressive. There is nothing really for outcasts, just go ghost mode.
Good morning, wagecuck.
Do your best today.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28463641
As far as I am aware, there has been an unbroken chain of NEET threads every day without fail since February 2nd 2015.
When did you start actively deciding that you would make them daily?
>>28463887
it's his job. that's why he no longer is a NEET
>sips my brew
one day, wagekek, 10's of thousands of days from now, you might be able to sleep in for once.
Let's pretend for a moment that I am a literal billionaire and could you give $10 million USD at the drop out a hat.
Would that be enough to help turn you into a normie?
that would give me incentive to become a NEET
>>28463577
yes, it would. easily.
>>28463577
would money cure my social anxiety you mean?
not by itself, no.
How do I get over her? I miss her so much. It has been one year and I always only thing about her all day.
Pic is not her.
>>28463395
I listen to ex-military or jenny death and remind myself its all vanity and i should live life for myself and my goals, fuck feels
>>28463395
strangle a puppy as you watch life fade away from its eyes.
>>28463465
How is it all "vanity"? I don't see what vanity has to do with it at all. I know that things like love are completely illusory and not actually special, but I'm constantly suffering despite being aware of this.
what's it like to cum on a girl's face?
>>28463368
It's like when you fap, but instead of into a sock or your shirt, it's onto the face of a female homo sapien
>>28463762
The singular of Homo sapiens is Homo sapiens, not Homo sapien.
>cum on girl's face
>hits her right in the eye
>she screams and runs to the bathroom
>"THIS BETTER NOT GIVE ME PINKEYE"
>make an okcupid profile with Lexi Belle pic
>"girl gamer" 420 persona
>the messages pour in
>women try to arrange threesomes with their husbands
>dorks try to talk to me about video games
>no one recognizes me
>mfw I ignore all of their pathetic attempts
>>28463317
play your cards right and the free steam games, pizza, and money will come showering down on you. :^^^)
And they want us to feel bad for women.
you should try to get pics of the sluts and post here
What do you get out of browsing imageboards? What keeps you coming back for more?
>>28463269
I can share the thoughts I have which would be too embarrassing to tell anyone who knows me for real.
If someone on here makes fun of me for something I said, I can just act like it was bait and troll them by responding with progressively retarded comments.
In other words, I can switch between bullshitting about myself and telling the truth about myself as I please when I'm here.
I need muh meems
Because i have nowhere else to go
4chan is fucking purgatory
Was Itachi a robot?
He has those bags under his eyes like most of us.
He was probably a virgin so yes
turbo chad
Itachi is definitely a chad.
He murdered his whole family and joined a criminal organization and the fans still love him.
![tumblr_ny7xuofY8W1qbq68io1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vym78xe.jpg "tumblr ny7xuofY8W1qbq68io1 1280[1]")
Why don't you just date a fat chick /r9k/?
Pros:
- you don't have to take as much roids as you have for a normal girl and you can eat normally, as long as you have a powerlifter physique it's ok
- if you give her weed she'll love you forever
- great blowjobs, kinky in bed
- will be into your stupid nerd shit like GoT or Super Mario
- extra income from her camwhoring
Cons: ???
>>28463203
>Cons: ???
- Is fat.
- Wouldn't go out with me anyway, like every other girl.
>>28463203
> will be into your stupid nerd shit like GoT or Super Mario
10/10 bait, made me sage.
>>28463203
Bc they want bishonen anime types that are out of their reach, I tried it in college and it didn't work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksIeERxuURk
How does this make you feel?
Fucking roasties
original comment desu
>>28463200
I will be doing this to take advantage of roastie sluts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQJyV9sw0g
Chad fart
>Ewww Chad XD you're so smelly and wild! Ha ha! Absolute mad man Xdddddd
I fart
>Ewww anon! You disgusting bastard! What the Hell is actually wrong with you!you don't do that around other people
That's it, I had it. People are literally eating up Chad's farts. I'm going to end it all tomorrow, the after life or reincarnation or nothingness has to be better than this life
>>28463179
I'll check the news op. pls don't be local
>>28463619
I'm Irish so I doubt I'm local since there aren't many Irish robots. That's all Im saying
>>28463179
Look up the halo effect. Prepare to be completely demoralized for the rest of eternity.
Anyone else feel nothing anymore?
I was at the beach recently, and I used to love being near the sea. Gave me lots of feels. But now I didn't care, and I have no interest in anything anymore.
Is the worst feel? The lack of them?
>>28463171
Feelings are for women
Same, i don't even feel angry about anything, just a gray mass. No joy or anything.
>>28463171
Last time I went near the beach, I stayed in my hotel room watching anime. I used to love to swim and just walk on the beach. Where did everything go so wrong?
who /sneeze/ after cumming here????
I sneeze when I'm turned on. It's the weirdest fucking thing.
I cum after sneezing.
I love pollen desu
>>28463291
Me too sometimes. I've actually gotten to associate the sneeze with a good time.
>tfw you fell for the trap meme
>tfw just tested positive for HIV
4chan has legitimately ruined my life.
lmao you got pozzed.
It's little things like this that remind me there is justice in the world.
>>28463089
>falling for the fag shilling
what did you expect
![image_b256e5aae[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jkbRrYZ.jpg "image b256e5aae[1]")
