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Please sugget me some ways to get comfy /r9k/ i can't stand this anymore
>>26398943
HARD LIQUOR
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>>26398968
I'm /straight edge/ and get easily comfy but lately i can't
>>26398943
Internet benzodiazepine analogues.
Where were you when 6'7" became the official manlet cutoff?
>be Justin Bieber
>scuba dive in prime teenage pussy all day every day
>implying I give a shit what some washed-up granny with destroyed vagina thinks of me
>>26398869
lima pwned
>>26398869
This. I'm obviously no fan of bieber but this dumb roastie can go kill herself.
![Image - 574320] _ I Know That Feel Bro _ Know Your Meme.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mkHcfbI.jpg "Image - 574320] I Know That Feel Bro Know Your Meme")
How do I stop loving her?
You'll probably want to have a conversation with >>26398694 considering you both made very similar threads.
love someone elseyourself
>>26398707
>Realize that you're only obsessing over her because of whatever need she filled, not because of who she actually was
>Find some way to fill the need without her
Are you lonely? Make a friend. Are you horny? Jerk off. Are you sad? See a therapist. Bored? Play video games.
>i'm literally never going to get over her
>it has now been 3 months when she left me
If you're such a weak faggot that bases their entire life around a single girl, you should probably just kill yourself already desu fampai.
>>26398694
>>26398715
why did she leave? greentext it if you don't mind
How painful is death?
What is death like?
Should I be afraid
>>26398692
like preteen-core
Depends on how you go about it, anon. Don't do it though. It's not the answer you're looking for.
Nobody is allowed in this thread except for me.
Fuck off.
>>26398600
And I got dubs too. I shall enjoy them in peace.
I'm in your thread, becoming your dearest friend for life.
>>26398693
thread police here. come with me
>>26398600
enjoy your peace OP
Quick, claim your OBSCURE waifu before someone else does!
Her name is Sakura. She is from an obscure Chinese cartoon.
>>26398519
I love taiwanese fingerpainting cartoons
>>26398480
I call her Mrs Skellington87
>Dad is drunk again
>>26398288
What's up? What has he done this time?
Does he usually get violent or smth? Talk to me anon
My parents were alcoholics too, OP. My dad was a lawyer, making $500,000 a year. He and my mom blew it all on alcohol. He lost his job because he got too many DUIs. He never thought to make me or my sisters a college fund, so we all gotta take out a shit ton of loans. At least I get max financial aid because my parents' income right now is basically zero.
>>26398288
Why does this bother you and why are you not drunk as well?
Is this a hot body?
i think so, nice hips and perky lil tits
moar veiw of tits
For such small tits, her areolas are too big.
>>26398140
sauce/moar?
love dem white cotton panties
>invite 45 people to my birthday
>only 10 came
Well this sucks...how do you guys deal with the constant rejection?
>>26398129
I have no one in my life so I can't be rejected. Checkmate nor time faggot
>>26398129
>only 10 came
>only
i invited 15 and only 1 came
we played xbox 360 it was ok
>going bald from stress/anxiety
>get more stress from becoming fucking bald
>more hair loss
Why is the human body absolutely retarded like this?
OH NO, BRAIN! WE'RE STRESSED! TIME TO SEND SIGNALS AND STOP THE GROWTH OF HAIR.
It's your shitty genes, you balding faggot.
You know what you have to do baldie
stop masturbating
original post
>tfw no white lower middle class single mother gf
Finally, one of these i can relate to.
>>26397901
UH
/SS/
I-I'M GONNA NEED SOME /SS/
>>26397901
This seems very uncomfortable and impractical for both parties...nothing set up here.
Who else trying to pick up a qt before /Valentines/?
Going out, talking to random girls. I went to a speed dating event today and it went really well but still didn't follow up with anyone
>>26397891
im in the opposite situation brobot
can't enjoy peaceful night at pub drinking beer and chatting with my bantender buddy
without desperate girls throwing themselves at me
too bad they are either ugly or fat
FeelsBadMan
>>26397967
>women approaching a man
Almost fell for this bait.
Kind of girls I met on speed date:
Insanely gorgeous German girl who was flirty as fuck, easily the hottest girl there objectively
Insanely cute Austrian girl with freckles and blonde hime cut, friends with above
Physics girl who looked high, or just extremely smily
Fat girl
Girl with an extremely tiny face, very petite, was so nervous she couldn't make eye contact and we talked about the Nuremberg defense and millgram experiments..
Kept rolling her eyes at me for innocuous things??
Nobody else really made an impression on me.
>there are people who exist that actually enjoy their lives
Fuck them.
I wish nothing but horror ruin and misery upon every happy piece of shit on the face of the earth.
>people exist who aren't depressed
>there are people who want to keep living
Fuck it . I have had no motivation for the past 2 months to do anything and have been laying in my bed all day and shit posting on 4chan. Got up 2 hours ago and bought pic related to play and made a commitment to actually play the whole game through. Haven't been able to fully play through a vidya game without getting bored and stopping for about 2 years now. It's time I stop making excuses and actually commit to something and finish it. Will update periodically on my progress.
wish me luck robots
Dark/Demon's Souls is better
I predict loss of motivation at Gascoigne
>>26397755
This
Bloodborne is shit
