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I noticed a lot of robots tend to have recessed jaws. Is it safe to say that recessed jaw = death when it comes to female attention?
Mines not that bad and I'm getting it surgically fixed when my braces come off
>>26387676
>mouth breathers
Original
>>26387716
This is meme science. Brad Pitt was a mouth breather as a kid. Recessed jaws are genetic.
Does it snow where you live?
not anymore but i'm glad
winter makes me so depressed
>>26387621
it used to snow pretty good
now it just snows for like a week and melts
>>26387621
It sometimes snows around this time of year, but it hasn't yet so far
Still hoping though
it's medical condition so no matter how much she bathes she still smells like festering garbage.
>>26387594
What medical condition is this?
I'd date almost anything right now i'm that lonely. Post a pic so we can see
>>26387594
>it's medical condition so no matter how much she bathes she still smells like festering garbage
Is that even possible irl?
Just end it buddy boyo.
>>26387580
Is the guy on the right Zyzz? I'd rather be alive than Chad.
>>26387580
>tfw no tren
reee,stuck here with test and shity dianabol
those are ahmeds not chads
>be 19
>meet girl on an online video game
>she's just like me, autistic, similar personality, upbringing, everything
>we fall deeply in love
>female version of me
>going to meet up
>share everything with her, she knows all my insecurities
>breaks up with me for 'calling her a whore' after a few fights
>ignores me for months basically and i attempt to contact her desperately through email, messaging in the game, to not much avail, just getting shut down and shitted on
>constantly called other dudes cute in threads about the game etc.
>literally met up with some piece of shit and bought vodka from him
>while drunk tells me "ily so much <3333" repeatedly and "I would fuck you if you weren't so crazy lol"
>few days later
>drunk again "hurr the player i bought vodka from licked my clit", tells the whole server she fucked him (she didn't but did it to piss me off)
>after the break up i'd just tell her i loved her and she'd say "fuck off" and just "go away"
>acted nice to everyone but me, the person who actually loved her and was just trying to be friends/cool with her as people, yet i still got "i don't want to be friends" "you haven't fucked off"
>constantly got mixed signals and lead on for attention
>said "I would fuck any of you just to watch ___ sperg" and makes fun of me for being bald which i'm not
>call her a big nosed kike (pic related)
>post her pics in threads
>they white knight her
>im actually a handsome guy yet they call this 5/10 attractive while i get some shitty meme about being "ugly/bald/spergy" just because i said i lost some hair over stressing over the girl, only in the moment though, i have a full head of hair
Basically I just don't get why women have to be dicks about breaking up. I was only trying to be cool with her, In the beginning i only wanted to love her and be with her. Nobody else will ever love her as much as i did and yet she trashed me, treated me like shit, ignored me, and then ran to people that treated her worse than i did.
And another thing is if she didn't ignore me I wouldn't have blackmailed her and made her situation worse. Being a cunt to me made it escalate and I had to punish her.
Normalfag GTFO REEEEEEEEEE
>>26387562
>nobody else will ever love her as much as i did
I wonder how many Robots tell themselves this exact line.
Time to move on.
What are you eating this morning robots?
>chocolate chip pancakes
lava pockets
>>26387481
Hot pockets you mean? What kind?
Britbong here, I don't even remember what I had
>So Anon, when are you going to ask me out?
oh, that's nice.
it's nothing against you, but it doesn't work with my plans to kill myself
When iv become a ninja
>>26387498
i wanna suck you, ok?
>Going to club this weekend with my friends
>Girl that rejected me is going too
>Its going to be awkward as fuck
Anybody know this feel? Just how embarassing will this be? I know she will end up making out with some guy and I will probably see it..
>I will probably see it.
why, just mind your own business not whats the whore doing
>>26387389
yeah... I will try. Still it will probably be terrible, but I cant really say no. It doesnt happen very often that Im invited to go clubbing
>>26387431
Try talking to other girls
Syrian migrant rapist who attacked a schoolgirl escapes Swiss jail and goes on the run with female prison guard who fell for him
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3440290/Syrian-migrant-rapist-attacked-schoolgirl-escapes-Swiss-jail-goes-run-female-prison-guard-fell-him.html
>>26387373
How do you say "Chad" in arabic?
*look at me daddy*
Oh, well, the bible did warn us about women...
Wornen, not even once
anyone here got these on the head? do you think its the shampoos fault?
>>26387327
Do they sting too touch anon? i need to know
I have red bumps all over the back of my head.
nah nigga you have nasty ass psoriasis
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED
SO MUCH MORE AWARE
WHAT I'VE DOOOOOOOOOOONE?!
try harder edgy loser
IT'S LIKE I'M PARANOID LOOKING OVER MY BACK
IT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD
>>26387274
I'M TIRED OF BEING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE
FEELING SO FAITHLESS
LOST UNDER THE SURFACE
So I've been talking to this girl I've been on OKCupid for about 2 weeks.
She wants to meet now.
The problem is that the whole time I've had pictures of someone else in the profile, not a Chad, but a 8/10. I'm like a 6.5/10.
Should I tell her the truth and hope she still wants to?
Is there a chance she will?
She said she loves me in a message, we've gotten super intimate, I never thought it would go this far.
Tell her the truth, send her a pic of me and hope for the best or cut it off and block her?
I can't keep playing with her.
Tell her to meet up at some place. Wait there and see her arrive and wait for "you". She'll get tired of waiting eventually and leave, so you come to her when she's emotionally vulnerable and chat her up. At first she wont be so open to you but if you know her well enough you should be able to get her talking. Start over as yourself.
>>26387253
Hahahhahahahaa
oh please do... post results... i really want to see the fail
FUCK YEAH!!!
do it
>>26387303
This might actually work... however, you'll have to time it 100%
>Walk out into living room
>caught roomate having sex with his gf on the couch
Guess who's getting kicked out?
>>26387245
Are they kicking you out for being a pervert? That seems unfair, but it makes sense.
You, because you don't pay the rent?
>>26387258
>>26387256
I share the apartment with my friend, we pay the main rent while he pays us his share. So when I convince my friend to kick him out, he's out.
Would you marry a NEET girl that just spends all day drawing hentai?
ye
oricomen
In a heartbeat desu desu.
is she making money with it? or just hobby/doujin works?
Good morning everyone! I want today to be a GREAT day. Even though I'm a NEET (not by choice, I'm desperately trying to find GREAT a job), I want to get over my agonizing depression and do GREAT things today and feel GREAT about myself. Wouldn't that be GREAT?
>>26387146
Sounds G-G-Great! Go for a walk/jog.
Enjoy the sunshine. Listen to happy music. Think happy thoughts. Do happy things.
I'll even get you started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBss6BYei4
have a wank then cook something
>>26387166
>I'm Good not GREAT
That video was AWFUL anon.
![1455093337748[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/COB3AMt.jpg "1455093337748[1]")
