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>worked out today
>hit the iron hard
>tomorrow rest day
>want to pump more iron, get pumped the fuck out, and do weighted pull-ups and weighted push-ups after my workout.
>>26385648
Do it
Still original as fuck
No one cares about your Les Milles routines faggot, if you want to do ballet that's fine but don't try and sell it on this board cunt.
Working out like an actual normie faggot.
>>26385795
>trying to act like an alpha
>uploads a photo of some cartoon
s/m/h dyels..
does any nice rich anon wanna help me pay my rent im 150 short and could really use it if i dont come up with it i will be homeless
>>26472472
How much? Will that include anal?
>>26472484
i dont understand the question bro
>>26472499
No would be willing to give you a free ride if you don't give up your (boy)pussy.
Need 70's rain driving music. I need to do some thinkin...about what it means to be a man or some shit. Already worn out these two out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skaK7Cz35u8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-WMbP1RcC4
This is a feel I intend to explore some more. Now that I think about it people probably didn't go on rain drives in the 70s what with the fuel shortage and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHVBzLGAIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-2g9qf0Ds
Originally listened to this album for the god awful album art, but damn does it have some really great 70s rain driving tracks.
>>26385531
Gotcha covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4dP43KWaSU
me on the right a few years ago
>>26385373
Don't let that black bitch see this.
>>26385373
literally me like 9 months ago
>>26385394
Asian men are the exclusive property of Asian women.
Who's your spirit animal?
A fictional character, a famous person, whatever - that is you.
As a fembot I relate a lot to Princess Marya from Tolstoy's War and Peace. Ugly, shut-in, loser female who spends her reclusive life by her father (whom she's a disappointment to). Her only virtue is her dumb-founded loyalty and submissiveness.
>>26385366
Piss off cunt.
>>26385366
My spirit animal is a bottle of stolichnaya vodka.
Asuka.
I'll never understand why so many praise Russian literature--it's really not that great.
>Seep all day
>awake all night
me irl familia
its probably already known but i've always thought night time is a time to be awake because everyone else is asleep and out of your life. sleeping turns your antisocial utopia back into a normie's world again.
in the back of yur heads, you really just want a dead world to yourself
>at work all day
>stay up all night playing vidya
>sleep in the office
Living the dream.
>tfw sam hyde was a chad class clown in high school
fucking hate him now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFe6DrlMslw
>>26472070
This wasn't obvious from the start to you? He's a transcendent chad
That dance he's doing looks familiar, but I don't get what he's immitating
San Hyde sucks but I really wish I was in high school in the late 90s-early 00s.
>where's my alimony check faggot?
Its r-right here pls dont hurt me
>>26385261
Cumdumpsters get no alimony
I can just picture the little girl saying
>"yeah, cough it up faggot"
Femanons, why aren't you transitioning into a male?
Not transitioning but I've been living as a male for about two months now. I'm getting better and better at it, and already am past the point of regularly using the men's room when I have to go.
>>26385203
she was so much better as female
serious, WHY DID SHE DO THAT?
>>26385239
Wow. You are about to get blasted
So the frogs and feels isn't open. But I still want anons to get their drink on so I'll open my little bar. Come on in.
>>26470955
I'm beginning to think that I am living in a chad rapture that claimed all of the "good gfs" and pretty much left me here with nothing
So pour me a tall glass of chlorine and keep 911 on standby my man
No drinks tonight, only feels
>>26470955
Hey bartender, thanks for your work. I won't order a drink, but do you have anything to make all my problems go away?
How possible would it be to become a superhero-like vigilante in real life? I'm /fit/ but have minimal martial arts training, but that's what tasers and smoke bombs along with more training are for. I would do the whole costume getup too and leave a calling card.
The only real issue would be where to find crimes taking place before the cops are on the way, or uncovering serious corruption and providing evidence. I'm surprised no one has tried this seriously in real life.
>>26385189
>I'm surprised no one has tried this seriously in real life.
People have. They get their shit fucked up by criminals and/or arrested by the real police.
>>26385265
That's because they weren't good enough. And your picture is the only one I can think of who actually took it seriously to the point where he got arrested
>>26385189
Patrol dangerous neighbourhoods at night.
Post results.
What is the REAL reason women wear make-up?
>>26385170
other women.
>>26385170
Attention, any other answer is false
>>26385170
Kek this is so fake
i guess putting on make up also makes you lose weight from your face?
GIVE ME A QT GF NOW OR I POUR PISS BOTTLES ON THE CAT
GlVE ME A QT GF NOW OR I POUR PISS BOTTLES ON THE CAT
GIVE ME A QT GF NOW OR l POUR PISS BOTTLES ON THE CAT
GlVE ME A QT GF NOW OR l POUR PISS BOTTLES ON THE CAT
What hobbies do your parents have?
>>26385156
Tennis really
My dad half/kind of seriously believes the zombie apocalypse will happen.
His hobby is fortifying his house to be impenetrable from zombies, collect guns/explosives, and horde food that doesn't expire.
His current project is building an underground bunker in case of a nuclear fallout AND a zombie apocalypse. I'm 100% serious.
My dad has enough firepower to arm a small tow to fight an army, he loves going online and finding shit to "survive" and loves going target practice to keep his skills sharp for the undead menace.
This is a thing that actually happens. He's rich so my mom has stopped giving a shit at his insanity but whatever keeps his mid active I guess.
>>26385362
That's a pretty boss hobby 2bh
5-10 years back, what did you think you would be doing at this current point in your life?
>10 years ago: thought I would be working with ad companies designing ads, making $80k+/yr, have a relationship and maybe a baby on the way
>5 years ago: a self-sustaining job making maybe $50k/yr, free from my parents, great at a competitive video game from all my free time, and if I didn't accomplish anything I will probably kill myself before I reach 25
Now? I just continue to exist.
I thought id be done with school, have a gf, a nice job, in shape, and fairly happy.
In essence the exact opposite happened. I turned to drugs at 17 at first to fit in the it just turned into something I liked to do because it numbed me down and made me less spastic in front of people. Now im a struggling musician/artist whos too autistic to make any connections whatsoever basically dooming myself immediately.
suicide, jail, loony bin or neetdom
aspirations were beaten out of me pretty early
5-10 years ago I still knew I was going to be a loser and end up like this, hell even looking back way further before I even hit highschool I knew I was going to end up this way. I know myself too well, sometimes I wish I didn't.
