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> Living in a halfway house in st Pete, FL
> feelsbadman.exe
> nowhere else to go for the moment. Need a job bad
> been waking up every morning since I got here to these bites, they don't look like bedbugs

Wat do r9k? Anyone ever seen shit like this?
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>>26389229
those are some serious bed bugs if they are bed bugs

goddamn

leave florida and sterilize yourself i fucking hate this place

my apartment in florida has bed bugs that are impossible to get rid of because of nasty shitty roommates
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Anyone know of any jobs hiring in st Pete while we're at it?
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>>26389251
yeah he's right

one time when i was staying at my uncle's apartment in the city (i live in the northeast tho) with my cousin, i woke up with that same rash. weird thing is, im the only one who got it. my cousins didn't get bitten nor my uncle

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What's your IQ?

My psychiatrist did a real IQ test on me
>tfw she never told me the results. She only said that I was really good a sperg stuff and bad/average at other stuff.
>tfw I'm probably below 100 iq and she didn't want to tell me
>tfw I didn't sleep or eat the night before and I use that as an excuse.
>tfw I'm literally retarded but I'll always be in denial about it.
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>>26389156
How the fuck would I know?
No school in Itay that I know of does IQ tests.

This is why I can't help but alugh when I see Italy in IQ maps/statistics.
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It does'nt matter.... I have a 134iq and I feel like shit.
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The only people who get tested are trouble kids and autists.

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Is the best way to make a boy fall in with love with me, is to act like I want to have sex with him but never actually do it?
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>>26389059
DAT ASIAN NIGGA GON PIPE IT UP
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>>26389059
thats called being a bitch, dont toy with a persons emotions
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>make someone fall in love with you

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>If your face is bigger than your hand, you have cancer

Not very original, but I got my 23 year old sister with that one. What are some better ones?
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>>26389043
>t I got my 23 year old sister
Is she hot? Is she single? Have you seen her naked?
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>>26389083
No
Yes
No

She's just really stupid and pursuing a Masters in OT.
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>>26389043
>having a hand the size of, or larger than your face
What the fuck kind of people believe that freakishly huge hands are normal?

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t. I hearby suggest that refering to chads as 'brutes' becomes a meme
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>>26388817
make it a robot filter.
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>>26388817
brutes
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>>26388817
Yes.
Supreme idea.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwH3FC57fYg
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>>26388647
No, but it's better to be alone than with bad company.
And at this moment I don't have the mental clarity and energy required to obtain appropriate company.

Nice song tbw
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>talk to me
>what are you doin?
>what are you thinkin right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ekElyQfqI

>I thought I saw you yesterday...
>I thought those words I heard you say...

WHEN I LOOK AT THE SUNRISE
SUNLIGHT
MELTS MY FEARS AWAY~~!!!

WHEN YOU'RE LIVING THIS FEELING
DON'T EVER LET IT GO~!

WHEN I'M UNDER THE STARLIGHT
IT FEELS RIGHT

your body's on my mind
I'll set you free
I'll set you free...
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Yes, but it's circular logic. I'm better off alone because I am alone and know how to deal with it.

There probably are so many benefits to being social, having friends and a partner. I don't have any of that because I've been conditioned to be alone over my whole life, now I'm completely asocial, no friends, never had a girlfriend. A mind learns to adapt to this, reason in accordance to it and shuts out the world as a result. So now I am better due to being alone and knowing how to be alone. To be social at this point in time would take something extraordinary as there are already mental health issues regarding my lone nature. I can't care for people, I can't value their actions, appreciate their sentiments, be emotional. If anyone even comes close I'd come off as an edgy cunt who is better off being alone, so I stay alone, it's the long game with a consistent but safe pain for everyone involved, and the ones not ivolved are involved by proxy due to being saved the displeasure of knowing me or caring about me.

I even regret the few online friends I've made because a few always want to make sure I'm okay, it bothers me because I will never be okay, this will tired them out, irritate them, and over time my uncaring and miserable nature will irritate them and be seen as 'whining' when I never wanted to share shit in the first place, when I just wanted to be left alone.

You're a cunt for making me think about it, OP.

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Dad took away my xbox again
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iktf

Fuck no
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>>26388590

microwave his cell phone that'll teach him
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>>26388590
>Living with your parents past age 25

Lmfao, get a job you worthless shitter.

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Femanons, does it get to you that all you need to do to be desired is exist?

That men go after you just out of desperation for female contact or fucking you?

do you feel like you have no character, interest, passions or even a sense of individuality? Do you even think the guys would appreciate what makes you you?

What's the point of even developing as a person if you're always desired, right?

do you honestly think that random men start talking to you because you're ohh so interesting? They do it because you're a woman, and they seek your company, then they learn whatever little there is o learn about you.
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>>26388557
Might rewatch Persona, t b h
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it feels like something is hanging above my head, just out of reach.
I can barely make it out, but it seems delicious.
Like a pierced salmon egg.
Suspended on a hook.
Held by a smug, overweight frog poster.
It definitely feels like I'm being baited.
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>>26388624
>Better insult so to avoid introspection.

You're too stupid to notice you're the bait.

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Y do white people call black people monkeys when they want to offend us?monkeys are so cute, it's a compliment if anything
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>>26388517
Maybe you should go live in the jungle with them
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thats an ape
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>>26388517
Because you niggers literally look like apes.

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Anyone else come across 'Fake deep' people?

>Live in South East London
>Quite a multicultural place, blacks and whites get along fine
>Instances of police racism (Ricky Bishop/Sean Rigg) and the Brixton rights but there is no racial tensions in the rest of south east London
>Grow up with a black majority friends circle. Love them regardless of skin tone.
>Gang warfare causes blacks to kill each other (Majority of blacks lived in SE)
>On going socio-economic issues make it harder for the community to flourish
>Go to university 4 years later, SJW are marketed heavily to students
>I disregard it, half of it sounds like bullshit and the other half sound skewed heavily
>Log onto the jew book, see my black friend post this (Reverse image search revealed it was at a carnival)

What's going on lads? I might just move out of London if this shit keeps going on
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the UK sucks anyway dude, lived there for a year and everything was shit. shit weather, the fucking cameras everywhere, shit food, ugly cities, shit drinking culture. the only nice thing were the people, get out of there while you can.
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>>26388429
Where abouts did you live?
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>>26388456
Edinburgh as a sort of main hub, but i travelled to all sorts of places while i was there. not that i regret it or anything, but next time im going to north america.

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>the modern woman
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>wanting a groce pornstar with tattoos
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Isnt this the woman who got gangbanged by a bunch of ripped black dudes in her first porn scene
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Why is Larkin so perfect, bros?

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You get into a fight with me.
How KEKED are you?
>state champ wrestling
>blackbelt in bjj from gracie himself
>powerlift for fun.
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*pulls guard in a streetfight*
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I shoot you, no chin having faggot
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>>26388044
I beat the shit out of you so hard you end up with a jaw.

>white people

why is this normal?
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why not bro?
expand ur mind
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Why are you so insecure with your sexuality OP
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>>26387949

>men

why is this normal?

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Who here is a richfag?
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Hilton, is this your house? And why did your parents name you after a hotel chain? Do you still live on Peachtree Battle?
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>>26387778
time stamp near an expensive car or gtfo

pic related is from an old thread. he inherited money from his rich doctor parents
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>>26387778

What are you waiting for faggot???

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>tfw haven't cleaned or shaved pussy in 6 months
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>>26387695
What the actual fuck.. there is such a thing as cleaning pussy? How do I do it??
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>>26387695
Clean it, post before/after pics
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>>26387731

You get a beta male to use his tongue

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