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Good god. Are there really people living right now that are as pathetic as pic related? Every sentence made me cringe hard
>>26390526
you went on srsmen the fuck did you expect
You'll only end up like that if you're a beta nu-male whiteknight cuck.
Being a "nice guy" won't EVER pay off, people are just too retarded to figure this out.
>>26390545
also im 99% sure that's a troll
I'm tired of the same old masturbation routine. Can someone recommend some good fapping techniques?
put your penis in a grinder, it feels so good
Stick something up your butt.
>>26390538
this desu
very original
What is a "meme tier food"?
I was eating lunch the other day and someone told me that string cheese is a "meme tier food." What the fuck else is meme tier?
Sardines are meme-tier food
>>26390320
everything that you put in your mouth and chew before swallowing
if not it becomes a meme drink
>>26390320
I usually refer to "fad diet" foods such as kale as meme foods.
Girls, gays or whatever.
What do you think of Elliott Rodgers looks wise?
I've been told I look like him
he's beautiful
dsl but generally a good face
i showed his videos to my mom and she thinks he's handsome too
>>26390273
His pics and videos are all mostly in flattering angles and lighting. He isn't ugly, but he isn't as handsome as he wanted us to think.
>>26390247
Tiny eyes, fucked up face shape. He looks like a turtle, or a hawk or something. He doesn't look human.
How do I get a blind gf?
learn sign language
>>26390206
Dude she's blind not deaf.
>>26390165
By not fetishizing it. You've already failed.
Valentine's day is literally 4 days away.
I hope you made plans by now.
Get high, maybe drunk, do nothing.
Livin the dream
>>26390135
My plan is to do nothing.
I plan on having sex with my wife and kids
having a crisis. im nothing.
just hear me out
>me
>femanon
>cliche no friends shit family
>ignored/harassed in school
>find the Internet
>people here rly like me! wow i must be so cute
>still no one looks twice at me in real life
>see post
>people only talk to you ebcause you're a girl
I hope this makes sense I'm crying in the school bathroom
>>26390132
>femanon
Thanks for the early warning. Skipped the rest of your post, attentionwhore.
Glad you finally accepted it.
>>26390132
Go back to class.
Go to Asia and chinatowns here in the states
There are ALOT of full Asian couple here
Most of em have strollers...,
What gives /r9k/?
>Asian people in Asia and Asian neighborhoods
I don't know what to think
What would you expect fuck face?
>>26390143
>>26390932
But where's the diversity? Don't they need to integrate with black, mexican, and other cultures (obviously not including whites)?
>Go to see a doctor today
>Asshole has been sore and itchy for over a year
>Finaly pluck up the courage to seek help
>The doctor is a milf
>Fuck
>Explain the situation
>Pull down pants, spread cheeks apart for her to see the hairy red rashy crevice that is my anus
>She prescribes me a cream
>"Apply this to your bumhole twice a day"
>Bumhole
>Not anus
>Not colon
>Not rectum
>Not rear end
>Not backside
>Fucking "Bumhole"
My bumhole!
What the fuck? Isn't there a medical term she could have used? I don't want a proffesional saying "bumhole" to me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>26390102
Im sure she was thrilled to see your bumhole in the first place
>>26377961
Lmao she Wanted the dickkk
>>26390102
I'm seeing a doctor for my phimosis soon. That'll be fun.
why is she sundely so famous in 4chan?
there are like 10 threads on hotaru on /a/ alone, this cancer is spreading even to s4s
why?
because it's the flavor of the month seasonal anime with attractive girls
>>26389899
who be she?
>>26390018
best girl
original comment kk
Does this ACTUALLY make you angry?
>>26389810
what am i supsoed to do that dumb bitches date niggers, they will anyway end up alone and pregnent
no
if it was a fictional girl i have a crush on in her place then yes
>tfw rule 34 of your waifu legitimately upsets you for the rest of the day
No
It looks really nice, actually
>the smell of a freshly opened booster pack of first generation Pokemon cards
Did anyone actually play the card game? Most kids I knew just collected the cards
>>26389627
I did, but only because of the video game. Which was one of the best games at the time
>>26389824
same
I had the pokemon tcg for gameboy color but never had anyone to play the actual game with
What is your ideal waifu? How do I fare on your 3D waifu scale?
>virgin
>23
>pursuing STEM
>white
>only kissed one guy
>pleasant to everyone
>male friends are robots, no chad friends
>boyfriend was not a chad
>slightly autistic myself
>virgin
>not fat
>not a disgusting man face
that's it
Do you have good hygeine and are not a cow?
Well you are posting on /r9k/ so that is an automatic no.
Say hello to the foot fedora everyone
Wtf am i looking at, these shoes look godawful.
>>26389419
Can we stop with the fedora = dumb meme?
I've been wearing one for years before it became "classy" and its been fine.
They look better then dumb sport hats, go with way more outfits and imo look better, just don't wear them with a trenchcoat and tip them like a sperg.
>>26389419
I dont see whats so fedorish about these shoes.
Or are they supposed to match the cargo shorts?
There are cocks like this out there. They've all had these by now and can never be satisfied by anything less.
>>26389283
I swear someone gets paid to make these threads or faps to them. Every time I come here there's someone trying to shill them. And not all vaginas are created equally, you'll find men not wanting to have sex with them because their vagina smells. I've slept with almost 30 women and like 5 only smelled like water. The rest were tacos or fish.
>>26389283
What the FUCK?!?
There's no way any girl could take something that fucking big. I refuse to believe.
>>26389360
Girls love monster cock. Look at how she's squirming and trying really hard not to cum
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