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I just bought a toad who literally sweats DMT. He'll be mine in a few days. Tell me why I need a girlfriend again?
Um exscuse me sir?
because you will get tired of dmt and yea you'll probably get tired of a gf, but female companionship into old age makes life worth living when your hips are frail and a nurse wipes you.
>>26381902
So, are you just going to pick the frog up and lick it every few hours?
How the fuck does it sweat dmt?
>be asian
>have an unhealthy sexual and romantic obsession with blondes
>absolutely hate seeing white men date asian women to the point where it's become an obsession of mine
Anyone else have a similar feel?
>>26381899
>be white guy
>not attracted to white women
>still get pissed when i see a white woman with a black or brown guy
JUST
>Be white guy
>Attracted to white women's looks
>Find their personalities completely repulsive and the most unattractive thing on Earth.
>Find other races women's personalities vastly more attractive.
>Dick shrivels up and I am completely repulsed by the looks of other races.
Try dealing with that.
>>26381899
You wouldn't understand how much our blonde girls are shitty being in North America.
>tfw trapped in a life of online dating
Online dating is the worst, stacys don't know how good they have it being able to meet men at bars etc.
ur that black girl right?
>>26382953
Whose that?idk who ur talkin bout
>>26382953
ur the black girl that always posting about no guys that want her
Why don't you listen to emo, feelfags? It's the perfect robot music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urtdIeWqC9E
>implying I don't listen to folk music that's really sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA
Better than straight up whiny emo shit, just blatant feels instead of screechy bullshit.
Crywank is fantastic.
>>26381742
>screechy bullshit
Kill yourself faggot. Learn to handle screaming, you miss out on good music if you don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-rb9pgaWNo
>>26381785
One of my favourite screamo/skramz albums. If you haven't already, check out A Lot of Bad Thinga Have Happened But We're Still Here by Two Knights. I also like William Boonney and Merchant Ships.
Finding good screamo is hard.
Say you're in a restaurant and they offer you a chance to try out a human steak for free. The person the meat was cut from died from natural causes and granted the restaurant permission to do this. Besides the fact that it came from a human, everything about their cooking methods remains the same as if you had ordered a regular steak.
Would you try it out?
>>26381699
Yes, no hesitation.
The thought of it is so tantalizing I can't stand it.
>>26381699
Prions, yo.
I'm a vegan so I don't eat meat because that is not the vegan way. Did I mention I was a vegan? I did? Oh, okay. For a second there I though I forgot to say I follow a vegan diet so can't eat meat because I'm a vegan.
So I just lost gf on Sunday and feel hella depressed. Idk what to do. sorry for sounding like a bitch, I'm just sad so i'll whine on 4chan like a faggot...
shits rough brother. why did you two split up?
>>26381817
Idk, we both mutually decided that we lost our love for each other, but deep down I still had feels for her, yet she lost interest and moved on.. It's weird, I have never liked/loved a girl like her, so that's why I'm sad I guess because I really liked her...
How long you two been together ?
Lost my gf of 6 month about a year ago and I barely remember her anymore or our time together
>tfw you realize depression can't be cured
>tfw you're just lazy and facing your laziness hurts too much so you adopt a meme illness
>>26381503
cool normie opinion bro
>tfw you're so depressed that your dick doesn't work anymore
I haven't beat off, or even gotten hard in almost 4 weeks. I don't even have a sex drive or get aroused anymore.
ITT: Post some books that women will never understand.
Pretty good book about women and their games.
hjbafd3
Or Shafarevich
Who /sleeping/ there?
Literally GOAT activity.
Whats your favourite sleeping position?
I sleep like a bitch in the fetal position but with my hands in between my thighs
>>26381442
you can't really enjoy sleeping, you are unconscious during it
>Wake up every night with my knee bent and it hurts a lot to straighten it out
Anons who lost their virginity to escorts/prostitutes, what was it like? Did you enjoy it? Was it freeing at all, or did it strengthen whatever shame you already felt about yourself?
I'm a virgin in his 20's and thinking about going this route and want to hear some first hand experiences. So lay it on me, what happened?
Bump I wanna know this too.
Virginity at 24 is just too much, I have a friend that loves prostitutes, he always invites me but I always decline.
Next month I'm accepting his invitation, but still I don't want to have a bad experience.
I did.
The main takeaway was that sex is just this series of motions you do with another person. There isn't anything magic about it. Nothing changes. You aren't cooler, more relaxed around women, etc.
>>26381771
If it's with someone you're in a mutually loving relationship with it is magical and life changing though.
>tfw she says hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
That feeling is anxiety, she must be setting me up for a prank or planning to take advantage of me somehow
>>26381311
lol, in your dreams, kiddo
>>26381311
holy FUCK that looks like lainoops i said aswe*****ar!
I AM FACING A HUGE PROBLEM
So Since it is valentines day weekend imstarting to get a bit depressed, my fuck buddy want me to hangout with her and spend the weekend in her guest house while at the same time i started talking to this other girl that I kind of like and might want to date.
Long story short do I spend the weekend fucking my fuck buddy who only likes me for sex or do I try to go out with this other girl that likes me and maybe start dating her?
>>26381250
I need answers, I am so torn.
>>26381250
What am I going to do, i also have to go to a party on valentines day WTF!
>>26381250
Fucnk you, you piece of shit.!
>tfw when i got shitty report cards at school
nothing made me feel emptier and like a retard than that, those were my depression days
>>26381223
fuck off school is easy
literally all you have to do is work on shit before the nights its due
every person who gets bad grade just worked on it last minute
>caring about grades
>>26381622
>not caring about grades
![tumblr_o0mq3kXMQT1sf1opfo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tEF6t1k.gif "tumblr o0mq3kXMQT1sf1opfo1 500[1]")
>This weekend, Stacy will suck Chad's cock.
>You're a 28 year old kissless virgin and still cum in a sock.
Why???
>cum in a sock
Is this really a thing or is it just a meme? Why would you use a Kleenex or toilet paper?
>>26381186
>>You're a 28 year old kissless virgin and still cum in a sock.
Pretty sure that's just you
>>26381237
A lot of guys with tight circumcisions use a sock as a prosthetic foreskin.
>tfw you're genuinely scared of rats, flying roaches, spiders, barking dogs and deep water.
everytime i encounter one of these my heart starts beating faster
What are your biggest fears?
>>26381185
I am afraid of everything!
Rats? Whats scary about rats?
Im scared of getting kidnapped, plane crashes, flying off a bridge, raccoons, possums, mice/rats, and PSAs.
![9781907166365[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gZOkxnQ.jpg "9781907166365[1]")
