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>3 Years Restaurant Experience
>Associates Degree
>3.6 GPA
>Need part time job
>Apply to the only place hiring
>McDonalds, easiest place to get a job
>Get declined
>>26376192
probably too good for mcdonalds famalam
People with degrees don't realize they need to dumb down their education for these places.
Management sees it and thinks "they're not gonna stick around" and assume this is a temp job. They want idiots to boss around. You need to be an idiot to work at McDonalds.
Or any other <10/hr work.
>>26376192
Being overqualified is a thing OP.
They want people with no future at McDonalds.
Why don't normal fags think suicide is a joking matter?
>>26376186
It's not a joking matter because the reason you're considering it is to end the pain that you are suffering through every single day, and it sucks because as I read through the r9k posts I realize that most of you just don't have anyone who cares about you.
Or you were treated like shit when you were a kid and it traumatized you. You blame yourselves for your pain and you want to escape it.
and I know you could all be happy if you only knew that you aren't worthless.
and by the way, none of you are worthless. You're all worth being loved. You're all worth being held. You're all worth it.
I wish I could personally sit down with each and every one of you and be your friend until things got better. The only reason I don't do that is because I'm mortal, and have a limited amount of time to live on this earth.
>>26376290
Aw, thank you.
Suicide is a joking matter, once you stop taking your problems seriously you realise how meaningless they are. Joking about it helps. It can't enter self deprecation territory though, or it gets worse.
>>26376186
Suicide is a joking matter because everything is a joking matter. There's nothing that can be joked about that won't somehow offend someone somewhere, so might as well joke about what you want to and let the people who cry "muh feelings" keep crying
Daily reminder that if your country isn't on the list you are a fuckin normie
>5th place
>2013
With all the mudslimes here now it is probably much higher.
>>26376224
hej broder
Portugal here...
Doesn't surprise me at all.
Also, the "enjoy the sunshine" is a meme equivalent to "just b yourself"
Who /can't flirt/ here?
Sometimes you get lucky and the girl will be able to talk nonstop at which point you can take another route basing off something that she said whether in the form of a question or a statement never make a blank statement unless you think it's funny or you can get some kind of reaction from it and then gauge your next response based off of her reaction whether laughter or polite ridicule or banter if on the flip side you got a non taller then comment on the situation or I know it sounds fucked up but find someone you can both mutually talk about in a joking manner desu I once asked this guy I know who for a fact slept with over 50 women his undergrad what his secret is he told me he just tells them he loves them he is ~ 6/10 not tall or fit
Sent from my iPhone
>>26376140
In theory I could, but in the few situations where I've actually had girls act flirty I've froze up
I worry that I'll never get another opportunity like that, because now in order to I'd have to go out to clubs or bars to meet them, and not just at school or events like when I was younger
Who /can't/ here?
Burial
>recluse
>he rather play video games all day instead of making new music
>mommy's boy
>his only companions are dogs
And during the James Blake boiler room set he spent his entire time in a corner alone with a hoodie on and smoking weed
Ian Curtis, Xasthur, Aphex Twin, Kevin Shields come to mind.
>>26376206
Ian Curtis wasn't really a robot because he had a wife and an affair with a qt girl. He was obviously very depressed and mentally ill and had other issues.
Daniel Johnston
>mentally ill recluse who made the most creative outsider music ever written
>Kurt Cobain wore a shirt with this album on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHaXPBL1I-I
Just found out from a robot that there was a movie made about him, still gotta watch it.
Sup, dear NEETs. Productive member of society here.
The reason I am taking this moment off my productive life full of self-esteem is to ask a question born out of selfless concern.
How does it feel knowing Teddy here is going to win and when he does, he will slash all your little entitlements? What are you going to do when your parents kick you off because it is just unsustainable to feed such a dead weight?
I'm curious as to your survival strategy. Already checking for the nearest trash cans, I suppose?
>>26376070
suicide
[original reply]
>tfw no qt leader to steal my money
>>26376109
>suicide
>survival strategy
>Tfw not everyone has seen season 1-3 of community
>tfw I am Pierce
>tfw I left my friends just like Pierce
>tfw his character turned to shit after season 3
Anyone else connect with a character before?
>>26376066
Chandler from Friends
>stuck in job (in my case uni major) I don't really like just because don't know what else to do
>always try to make a joke in the most inappropriate situations
>only way do deal with awkward/sad/stressful situations is through humor most people don't even think is funny
>have feelings for one of my best friends
How do I deal with my character leaving?
>>26376334
Anon, are you me?
If we have movements for things like fat acceptance, why not something for manlet acceptance?
Fuck u dwarf
Women believe it to be a nonissue, just like men's rights never got off the ground in social media. Go to Tumblr and search heightism, women either state they have it equally bad if not worse as a tall girl or that short men are just being whiney cause women don't want their ass and that women have a right to choose who they desire.
>although men have to find black women and fat women attractive
>>26376059
Because you should be ashamed of something that you have no control over.
Someone who is the way they are because they won't get off the couch deserves love and appreciation for what they have become.
What's the oldest religion, What do all religions have in common, What religions have similarities?
>>26375996
cool homework project let us know how it turns out
>>26375996
Paganism.
>>26375996
Sumerian Paganism
What's your favorite TV show?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer senpai
>>26375988
this show is awesome. Represents us perfectly.
Favorite is Degrassi though.
Mr Robot looked promising at first but it completely blew after a few chapters.
What are some good English dubbed anime robots?
On the top of my head I'd say Cowboy Bebop and Watamote.
avatar the airbender
>>26375968
Thats not an anime.
Why do you hate fun Mr 4free?
How do I numb my emotions?
>>26375821
about 15 doses of xanax every 2 hours should do the trick.
Hedonism and weed
A bullet to the head works like charm
Where do I go to just sit around and wait for a qt gril to approach me and start talking to me like in my chinese cartoons?
>>26375730
In your bedroom lights off watching Chinese cartoons
>>26375730
a dog park
>>26375730
Character Design class at a university or trade school
Next.
How do I buy gifts off Amazon but have it sent to a friend in another country? Specifically Japan.
>>26375590
Amazon.jp
Baka
>>26375713
That's it? I have a fear of online shopping and have only bought two or three things online in my life. Is there an extra fee or anything?
>>26375766
Maybe a small shipping fee.
Are you able to navigate the site in japanese?
From years of struggling with my sexuality and fapping to traps, shemales, transgenders, ladyboys, newhalfs, etc, I realized it becomes less confusing if you think of them as men. You are fapping to men who look like women.
Eventually my interested peaked and I started to fap to guys with other body types. I don't mind dicks, it's matters more of what that dick is attached to.
Am still straight though...
you're just becoming prison gay because you can't get any
>>26375556
we all are senpai
>>26375542
>not just liking cute people, no matter their sex
>>26375542
>Am still straight
how are you straight?
>>26375763
some of us aren't tumblrsexuals
