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Weird shit you've seen in public thread?
I'll start
>Work in a casino as a security guard, first real job
>Posted in the Poker room
>See this pretty cute girl walking around the room, she has some kind of bottle strapped to her belt
>Some fat gambler raises his hand and sort of waggles it at her
>She comes over and starts giving him what is basically just short of a full body massage at the table, in the middle of a hand
>Continues for nearly a half hour, stretching across several hands
>Man looks like he's on the verge of spunking the entire fucking time, girl just looks defeated
>feel a little better about my wagekek existence for the mere fact that I'm not in her shoes
Normies sure are fucking weird, eh?
>>26369275
Are you in Vegas? Was it the Red Rock Poker Room?
>>26369275
That guy doesn't sound like much of a normie
>>26369308
Nope, nowhere near vagas, but the fact that you asked me that makes me think this is common practice in casinos. Who the fuck applies to a job where 90% of the time all you're doing is rubbing down fatties who make quadruple your salary.
Give me one good reason men shouldn't have the ability to terminate any pregnancy in the first trimester and avoid having a child.
BECAUSE IT'S HER BODY SO IT'S HER CHOICE
Ugh.
>>26369145
Because the women could want it?
If anything it would just be a paper you sign saying you give up all rights as a parent and you go your own way.
>>26369145
It's risky for the woman.
BUT a man should be able to have a say in giving money to the mother. He should be able to refuse any responsibility for the child and then if the woman decide if she wants to abort or keep it.
i know i'm a useless leech scum and i know you guys want me to kill myself, i'd do it, but i'm a coward and i dont wanna make my parents sad and make them pay like 10k for the burial.... i'm sorry guys for being such a burden on you and society...i never asked to be born...
please dont be angry with me guys...i never asked for this...
guys...forgive me...okay?
Go out swinging you weak bitch
Heres mine
>be me in line
>buy shitty pizza
>see apples
>say " fuck it, ill be a healthy fag today"
>grabs apple and notices it is THE MOST PERFECT AND CUTEST APPLE OF ALL TIME
>quickly pay for my shit and sit down.
>oogle the apple for like ten minutes
>asshole next to me stare at me like im a freak
>one guy says "how can an apple be cute?"
>doesnt understand the gravity of this issue.
> carry apple around all day.
>people be judging
No apple will ever be like that one. Pic attached
>>26369118
Be me see a massive faggot staring at a fucking apple for 10 minutes in the caeteria, laugh becuase beta and will always be a KHV, debate if my M8s and I should beat this cunt up tomorrow
>>26369118
>live in South America
>I pick up fruits from the street, my garden, they're everywhere
>they're not the cutest but they taste delicious
>go to America for vacations
>go to the supermarket, fruit section
>notice that all of the fruits look perfect, like out of a drawing
>stare at them for 40 minutes
>>26369160
Bitch you know this apple is awesome. Btw wtf does KHV mean? Pardon my retardation
>just watched watamote
>in love with tomoko
>no more episodes
what does /r9k/ do after finishing a series and falling in love with a character?
1.drink
2.try to find someone like her, but since there are no shy qts who spill spaghetti whenever you talk to them I just repeat step one
>>26369117
I was in your exact situation once. Just lift the pain away my dude
>>26369117
Well in your case you should read the manga.
>>26369157
will do, that will just make the crash even more painful, but I don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJvZQumfxB0
How many of you infiltrated the comments
Are you an avacado or a banana r9k
>>26369056
what a whore
I bet she is tired of riding bananas
You notice bananas refer to big dick
>>26369056
Life coach
you all could benefit from life coaching
>>26369056
TL;DR
>as I was fucking this guy who seemed like a decent dude I realized...
>I could do better
>so I dumped him and fucked another guy
>but realized I could do better
>....
>life is so hard but we should keep trying :DDD
That's all she said.
What social media accounts do you have, anon? Why do you have them?
i don't have any because i refuse to partake in the visual jew cuckoldry of social media
I have a facecuck account. Got it because otherwise I'd be a burden in obligatory group assignments at uni because everyone uses it for communications. I don't have any pictures or anything so I don't use it as a social platform.
A Facebook profile (of a made-up person who doesn't exist). Don't have any other ones, not even a legitimate Facebook for myself.
>Why do you have it?
To snoop on people I used to know.
Who /bathbomb/ here?
When's the last time you had a bath?
baths are disgusting
i want to take them but i can't shake that awful feeling of being mired in your own filth whenever i do
>>26369013
wash the bathtub before hand and you don't have to deal with bathing in everyone's filth.
What do you think of hip hop and rap robots
>>26369000
Do you mean "hip hop and rap robots" or "hip hop and rap, robots"?
The first means "black people".
Yeeee boiii smoke that kush nigg. Shiiiieeeee know'msayin? I been that smoking purple kush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Psx3KUYupE&feature=youtu.be
Did you get made fun of?
>>26368904
No one got made fun of?
>>26368904
>cared about what other people thought to begin with
Fuck me, right?
Im blocking those memories, please dont bring them back
>Get random call from police this morning
>Say I'm not in trouble but they want to speak with me
>Wont elaborate why over phone
>Figure someone found out about the whole suicidal thing
>Turns out ex-girlfriend told them she doesn't want me contacting her
>Haven't tried to talk to her since October
I'm so confused. What does this mean?
in;b4 >ex-girlfriend
>>26368810
Any deviant sexual interests, OP?
>ex-girlfriend
NORMIES GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS NOT YOUR BOARD
/WIZ/ NOW
Your ex-gf probably went through a desperate attention whoring phase and the only thing she could think to do was call the police and make up some bullshit about a guy she hasn't spoken to for several months.
>tfw no sugar daddy
>tfw I've never tried to camwhore but I'm sure no one would like me
>tfw not taking advantage of men for their money
FEMBOTS, how do you do this? I get so jealous when I hear of other girls being sugar babies or getting new cars/houses from men. How is it possible to do this? Where can I find rich guys?
To be honest, I've only been able to do it with one broke guy. He can only buy me gifts under $500 though and it sucks. Where can I catch some of the big fish?
The fact that you're sure nobody would like you suggests you're really not that hot.
Big fish want better quality wares than you've got to offer. For less than $500 I can go spend an hour with a 10/10. Why do you deserve more?
>>26368518
Ugh you're horrible. Go away. :(
>>26368565
How are you getting a 10 for less than 500$
is it because condoms only?
I mean for me that's still impossible as min wage entry level clerical is the best hope of a job I have now :( (even with degree and grad degree) as that's a LOT of money.....
(as much as a physician makes in a day ffs...)
>>26368755
If you'd fuck an escort - any escort, no matter how high priced - without a condom, you're really retarded.
*knock knock*
Are ya winnin', son?
Haha, just letting you know I have to go into the office, but there there are some leftover tendies for you on the stove.
Don't spend all day on that computer now. Alright?
Love you son.
You aren't my dad. This isn't my house. wtf is going on?
>tfw you never had a father
I was friends with a 50 year old artist when i was 15 and thought i made my first real friend but it turned out he just wanted to fuck my boipussy
Since when has my dad been blackor alive for that matter;_;
>woke up at 11am
>greeted by my morning blowjob
>oh it's that wagies gf
>she gets into my bed every morning
>while wagie goes to work at mcdonalds
>get out of bed and get dressed into my deluxe suit
>take the bitch out for a drive in my Ferrari
>sun is shinning, the wind is blowing and everything is perfect
>shes hungry
>stop off at McDonald's drive through
>the wagie sees the NEET with his womenl
>''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM'' he shouts at her
>his boss tells him to calm down or hes fired
>The NEET says ''whats wrong wagie, why don't you come out and claim your women?'
>he storms out the building running to claim his women
>I look at him straight in the eye and smirk at his pathetic existence
>I speed off in my Ferrari with his women
>he tries to chase me but he can't
>he gets fired
>i continue to fuck his women
Today was a good day, can't wait for tomorrow! tick tock!
>>26368342
>continuing to fuck his woman
>after he got fired
>not congratulating him for no longer being a wagekek
>>26368342
Thisstory is good.
>>26368342
This is pretty embarrassing even for /r9k/ standards.
ITT: We discuss the implementation and execution of a robot only board called /hiki/ - Hikikomori (formerly /wiz/)
/qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/435741
Current Rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are non-virgins.
Exceptions:
-the use of hookers for sex
-having been raped/molested
3) Do not make porn threads or post porn (clothed and nude) for the sole intent of fawning over for but NSFW posting is allowed.
4)Camwhoring(tinychat/omegle),hookup, "rate me" threads, and posts and threads regarding relationships should go on /soc/.
Strawpolls:
>Should /wiz/ (now /hiki/) be created?
http://strawpoll.me/6735185 (embed)
>Should person worship threads (Ashley Jones/Rose) be banned?
http://strawpoll.me/6764875 (embed)
>Should gay threads be banned even though mentioning you are gay will be allowed?
http://strawpoll.me/6765718 (embed)
>What should the name of the board be?
http://strawpoll.me/6767987
Current Discussion Topics:
Banning person worship and why
Banning gay threads and why
I'm not so sure about banning gay threads but everything else seems fine
>>26368341
This is the most retarded thing I've seen in 2016 so far.
>>26368683
must be hard living without a mirror
