>tfw just had a dream where I got publicly executed and died in the rain
What does it mean?
I had a dream where I slept on a bed of kittens
>>26365453
Take an umbrella
>>26365555
lovely get
Jesus Christ....
Fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You realise those are a bunch of literal whores?
They all get paid to be with him
>>26365489
Yeah this guy is just filthy rich.
If I were him I'd just abuse those whores for money
That actually looks pretty uncomfortable.
>wanting a gf
>not just becoming your own gf instead
>in the current year
>intense desire to be female for about 6 months
>start working out for the first time yesterday
>now I want to fuck a girl so bad
>masturbated to Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart about 10 times already
Stop being gay and work out, lads.
>>26365813
>Start talking working out with good friend
>Starts sending pics of him shirtless
>Minimal roid usage, pecs 11/10
>Want to lick his sweaty body clean
Y-yeah.. Straight..
Meanwhile girls only do ass 3 hours a day and have no interest in actually bettering themselves physically but to grow a bigger butt so they can be like the niggers they worship. Yeah no thanks.
>>26365951
>y but to grow a bigger butt so they can be like the niggers they worship. Yeah no thanks.
Why even pretend like you're straight?
how slutty are chinese and japanese women to western ones?
Chinese women are an Asian version of Russian women.
They're all the same when you look hard enough Anon. Don't get your hopes up and spend thousands of dollers and years upon years of your precious life learning Japanese only to get rejected like a friend of mines did. It's not worth it mang.
>>26365317
>country has population of literally 1.3 billion
>having to ask how slutty the women are
How do I quit 4chan?
I've been here since 08 I don't want to be here forever someone please God help me
Sorry anon. I've been stuck here since 2001, no good advice. The only reprieve I've had was during a massive storm and no power or Internet avaliable, pre smart phones
>>26365745
4chan didn't exist in 2001
But yeah OP you're here forever, you might just want to leave /r9k/
Have you ever though about... just leaving? Just turn off your PC and get a hobbyand don't forget to bee yourself!
ITT we apologize for all the ways we failed the world and ourselves
I'm sorry I fell victim to the things I've always wanted to protect others from. Excuse me for becoming so mentally unstable that I was unable to hold myself together and too naive to stay away from others whom I ended up hurting.
Most of all, I'm sorry I gave up and won't be successful in any way to give something good to this world. I hope others may treat you, and each other, better than whatever I have grown custom to.
>>26365072
>Im sorry for being:
lazy
unmotivated
dumb
fat
jealous
angry
irritable
hating
not friendly
not helping unless asked
unsupportive
IM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A SHIT OF A PERSON
i shouldve had no parents
i shouldve not be loved by my closest ones
i should not get a gf i really want
i should not exist
IM FUCKING SORRY FOR BEING UNEDUCATED LAZY SACK OF SHIT
i cant get a girl i want and like really bad. im fucking useless. i want her to be mine and at the same time i think i would ruin her life. IM SORRY PARENTS FOR BEING SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL FUCK. im sorry everyone whoever i insulted. im sorry for moments when i shat on people even when they had achieved more than me. im only wasting space on this world.
god damn it give a me a gun already it shall be over.
>>26365072
I'm sorry I don't understand how to be a human.
Why am i so tired all the time?
I feel like i'm a 80 year old man who already did everything in life and is just waiting to die.
But in fact i'm 23 and have never done something with my life.
Anyone relates?
People around me are all moving on, i see them trying everyday, to prove that they're alive and young.
But i'm just exhausted.
>>26365066
you're probably depressed famjam
that or, i just recently found out that i had a whole bunch of parasites and bugs living in my stomach due to bad diet when i was younger but once i got flushed out i felt so much more energy.
>>26365105
What parasites?
How did you get rid of them?
>>26365066
Same here
No matter how much i sleep, im always beat up. No amount of rest makes me feel rested, and i have the same exact feeling, that i am in my last days, i have lived my life and now i just have to wait to die
Nothing is exciting anymore
Have any of you significantly changed your personality once they're an adult? I think I need a personality transplant. I'm almost 30 and I've spent the last 10 years mainly just playing video games and avoiding people. Now I feel like I don't really have a personality at all. I'm not funny, or interesting, or anything good really. I'm terrified of being honest with anyone. Everything I do is just a calculating response designed to make people like me, which results in social interaction being exhausting and completely unfulfilling. People never...
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>>26364873
>personality transplant
this is an interesting idea...
honestly a personality change now would completely change the direction of my life
i really need a transplant
>>26364873
I dont think it's possible to change your personality. Until recently I thought I had drastically changed since I was a kid, but looking back I'm still the same weird boring loser I always have been.
Good luck op, post if you find a solution
>>26364890
Maybe one day we'll have Matrix-like tech where you can upload information and personality into people. Don't know if that would be a good or bad thing to be honest.
In any case, I hope to find some method to slowly teach myself to be a more desirable and fun person. I'm sure there are resources out there to help me learn this, but my fear is that I'll always feel like I'm faking it.
Like tonight I was at tennis and one of the girls there was so bubbly and energetic and outgoing....
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Can anyone discover the secret word in the image?
>>26364758
Is it "Kill yourself" or is that just my subconscious?
>>26364758
I'm guessing it's REEEEEE just by looking at the way the pattern is deformed
Are the robots smart enough?
and its not kill yourself, good try
>nearly every human being is gifted something that makes them desirable
>nearly every human has a least some beauty that makes him desirable
>if he lacks beauty he comes from a nice rich family
>tfw you are ugly, poor and a 19 year old teen orphan
>mfw
>Carnival break
>the sound of my fellow uni students getting drunk and partying comes in through the window
>the sound of my housemate getting laid comes in through the wall
>I turn the sound of my headphones up high and watch anime
>>26364748
>19 year old
you are young. if you truly have nothing, then now is the best time to go and find something
leave everything behind and go somewhere that truly feels different from where you are now, make yourself feel uncomfortable
maybe you will make friends or find a place for yourself, maybe you wont, but its better than just sitting in a room browsing the internet
>>26364852
I dont need your advice normie. I more wise than you. Though you're older than me you are a fool. You've been sheltered all your life you don't know what mental anguish is or real suffering in this world.
Kent's absence over the past several months proves that losing your virginity will change everything. Apparently his uncle arranged for a white girl to give him some puss, and he has completely stopped complaining about his life since that day. It fixed him, and it will fix you too.
>>26364597
whaaa sauce?
Nice try, but Kent left Youtube because he was so sick of getting cyberbullied that he hung himself. They say his hat collection will be donated to the smithsonian sometime in early 2017.
I'm 100% sure it didn't fix him, if it even happened. Just like all those built faggots on /fit/ who still scream >tfwnogf.
It's just that being a virgin was the main point of almost every video he made, and now he can't choose that as an excuse to hide behind the world anymore.
If the multiverse theory is true, do I have a gf in exactly 50 percent of them?
The multiverse theory states that every single arrangement of atoms possible exists somewhere
There are universes where you and your waifu from whatever anime series live on a island in the pacific
>>26364568
Then there should be one that builds a machine and jumps into being right now no matter what
>>26364574
Yeah and we all happen to live in the universe where that doesn't happen
Daily reminder that if you post on /soc/ regularly then you're almost certainly one or more of the following:
>a pathetically overly thirsty beta fuck that post cringy replies to dumb attention whores in hopes to get something out of it (such as pic related)
>an attention whore yourself hoping to gather the attention you don't get in the real world to validate your pathetic existence (this is either in the form of "rate me" threads where you post your ugly face/body where you hope people will...
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the replies the camwhores get are the worst
>>26364472
>pretend to be a girl
>post kik
>get literally over 100 people adding me
/soc/ is fun as long as you're just socially engineering. They sure make me mad in the process though but sending their naked pictures to their family members always makes it worth it.
>worse than comments on pornhub videos
What do you think of tattoos?
Can you find hers?
>>26364456
I think they're typically ugly and serve no other purpose than to draw attention to oneself
>>26364456
type of small minded shit that small minded people get caught up on
Who /nigger music/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZEOZ0rww6o
Who here have /pol/ tier beliefs but can't stop listening to nig music?
>>26364426
blacks may come to be the enemy but they're red pilled
>>26364426
I bet you fap to interracial porn too.
Most of /pol/ has bbc cuck fetish,