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>2012 was 4 (FOUR) years ago
>we're almost 30 years away from 1990
>>26357627
you deserve at least one reply
>>26357674
>im fucking 24 years old
>fapping for 2+ hours
This is me, anti depressants make it difficult to cum sometimes
>>26357764
>anti-depressants
Have fun being impotent by age 26.
>tfw high on amphetamines
>tfw just had the most satisfying fap in the world
>tfw had a vibe in my ass, jerking my semi-hard boner for an hour
>tfw imagining my ex-gf pounding my ass with a strap-on while she made me call her Mommy
Fucking shit, I'm still shaking, guys.
Hello robots,
This will be the first of a sort of series I hope to start with the goal of sharing some useful insight on dealing with women and life in general as a robot.
I'm well aware that this thread will come with endless accusations of being an impostor NEET, a normie, and of course a massive faggot but as someone who grew from the depths of this place spending endless hours on here self-loathing and questioning the universe to becoming a fulfilled adult, I wanted to provide a lifeline for the few who are looking for it that I wish I had a few years ago.
I can tell you there are answers and you have more control over the quality of your life than you may think. You don't have to believe me
TLDR;
I escaped this place, I want to help you do the same.
Ask me anything.
>>26357606
You were never really a Robot. What you're doing now is upsetting me desu family.
>"ask me anything"
I'm also fucking triggered when people say that on here.
just tell us shit, I don't have any questions off the top of my head about anything and everything when you can't even answer 99.99% of "any" questions.
>>26357633
I was. Contemplated suicide many times in high school. Not something really worth proving to you.
>>26357684
Well if you had something to ask that process would be easier but you're right. I should take a more active approach in this. Thanks for the feedback.
>no friends in real life
>part of online community
>no friends in the online community
>no one responds when i say something
invisible in real life and on the internet
>>26357585
What do you expect us to say? Sorry no one found your thread interesting. In general if you have something to say then /r9k/ is a good place to be ignored. If you want attention you can always post memes and bait. Try a better board though.
Sounds like you either come off as mean or don't give people anything to say to you.
What kinds of things are you contributing to your online community?
>>26358636
>implying people can't be assholes
Guys I am having a really bad migraine and this is the second day of it
I have been lying in complete darkness for hours
Ive taken the medication my doctor prescribed for me and its wearing off within an hour, so I use that time slot to eat, I took it 25 minutes ago and its coming back, any of you know the best way to get over one of these?
are these common? maybe you should look into your headaches a bit more
only thing that i can think of is extra strength painkillers and lots of rest, but i'm guessing you're past that. sorry to hear you're feeling crappy OP, hope you feel better soon.
>>26357574
Drink a cold coke, caffine helps it anon, keep quiet and calm and relax it will go away just might be a nasty one, I've never had them b4 but know many who do, make sure you eat and drink plenty of water
Hot shower helps me. Sleep it off if you can.
FUCKIN' NORMIES, FUCKIN' CHADS, FUCKIN' STACIES, FUCKIN' ROASTIES!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26357475
Great thread, keep up the good work anon!
>>26357475
You're doing god's work, my boy.
Trump will massacre them all while we laugh
What does pussy taste like?
original commentu
I have a rule against eating pussy.
>>26357408
An overpriced piece of meat
>>26357408
Nothing. Its always nice when it's fresh out of a shower though
>tfw I might've turned out normal if I hadn't seen this book as a child and developed a crippling forced feminization fetish from it
Do you think the guy who wrote it intended to infect the children reading it with his fetish so we would become trannies when we grew up and he'd have more tranny porn to fap to?
You must be high cuz I got the same fetish but have no desire to transition or be a girl. But goddame Google TooHotForFictionmania under the sixpacksite for some good shit
>ive been a girl in every sexual fantasy ive had since i was 12
>>26357743
Y-Yeah, I was just kidding heh, why would anyone want to become a girl, I mean, come on...;_;
>>26357805
>tfw try to force myself to masturbate to the thought of having regular sex as a guy fucking a girl
>tfw give up after ten minutes of trying and start fantasizing about just being a girl instead
>tfw cum instantly after
How does one start a kickstarter or funding for something I feel people would sympathize with me especially men no one wants a penis they can't even use I want penis enlargement surgery but can't afford it and I've seen dumber things raise money I can't even pleasure a girl with the size of my penis.
>>26357244
You REALLY think anyone is going to feel bad for a "man"? You're gonna need to sit down for this.
For what it's worth I think your dick is pretty cute OP, but then again I'm a bisexual scum
maybe you should get a nice black bull for your lady if you're so concerned about pleasing her.
>tfw no cute 14 year old girlfriend to marry
>>26356861
that is not a healthy decision anon. 14 years of age is not enough time for her to develop maturity levels adequate enough for making such a choice.
>>26357761
14 is too old already, i'd call it a MILF at this point
>14 year old
>marry
Motherfucker, have you ever been around a 14 year old girl in your life? They are the most insipid, annoying, fickle, faithless, irrational, infuriating creatures on god's green earth.
Women brag about how they can get anything they want by flirting. They can go into a bar without a wallet because dumbass and naive men will empty theirs for her.
Why do you pay for an attractive stranger's drinks? Ever?
>women
>every woman on earth is white Stacy now
No one has ever brought drinks for me
>>26356940
This tbqh
If she's a nice white woman, not necessarily a stacy, I'll pay for it. If I got to know her for a bit.
I don't just randomly buy shit for people I'm not retarded.
You sound nice enough, I might buy you a drink
>>26356841
>Why do you pay for an attractive stranger's drinks? Ever?
I don't do it personally, but the idea behind it is that you need to buy them a drink to talk to them, and you need to talk to them to fuck them.
>TFW no qt short hair gf
>see this
>unsure if boy
>reverse image search
>mfw those tits
>>26356814
>he has a tomboy fetish
My nigga. My honorary nigga.
>>26356814
Short hair is muh dik, can't stand the short hair chicks that look like dykes though
![come-out-of-your-shell-beth-sawickie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/twjQyrI.jpg "come-out-of-your-shell-beth-sawickie[1]")
..........how do I come out of my shell guys? I'm ready!
>>26356801
Read how to be social and go out there and try. It's all about numbers. Also lift too. It helps.
>>26356801
JUST DO ITseriously, it's that easy
>>26356801
When you're in the heat of the moment make yourself be the first to speak. I at least get a rush of adrenaline whenever I talk to someone so it's not too hard to force myself.
>tfw made physical contact with a girl for the first time yesterday
guys I want a gf very badly, what are some good pick-up lines?
Do you like tapes and CDs? Cause I wanna tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts. ........Or you could just talk to them and get to know them lol
Man, every single thread on here that talks about their girlfriends has nothing but bad things to say.
You do not want a fucking girlfriend. I am telling you from my experience aswell you do not want a fucking girlfriend.
FUCKING SEE HERE YOU IDIOT
>>26355153
>>26356760
Are those space pants because I like your boobs
>3/10 females trade up to 7/10 guys regularly
>guys who aren't at least 7/10 are forever alone.
This isn't even chads fault, men in general are too thirsty and now the dating game is completely fucked up. Why did we let this happen?
le thirsty man
speak for yourself
>>26356758
We are horndogs that want to get laid.
Look at this board, it's people sad cause they can't get laid.
I'm a manlet and my fiancee is tall and hot as fuck.
It's poor social skills and depression that keep people single.
