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I just got this decently loud portable speaker, what songs should I blast on it to annoy people?
anything that yells NIGGA a lot
>>26358715
Lil Jon role call comes to mind, but I need a ton of songs.
>>26358693
Come on guys this will be funny for me
who else here has a fucked up spine?
>>26358553
I almost ended up a hunchback. So I started lifting and it sort of fixed itself. Deadlifting with good form helps. Some people deadlift with a curved upper back as an advanced technique but if you keep it flat it helps to strengthen the muscles which support your upper back. Hope this helps lad.
>>26358553
Supposedly I don't but desu I think I'm kyphotic.
Lifting doesn't fix everything
Dyspraxics/dysautonomics also can't really get "form" proper no matter how many times we try in response to the reply, so...
I have exatly this. at 63 degrees no less.
I get really bad back and chest pain from it, and lately my lower back and my sciatic nerve have been fucked up.
>>26358674
Lifting can hurt me, this is the dumbest advice.
If you have kyphosis you probably have degen disks too and lifting can hurt you really bad.
what are the pros and cons of having an ugly gf?
any stories?
I have one. But she's nice as fuck, so there's that.
>>26358479
Never have to worry about dudes trying to steal her
Pros
>You get used to her ugliness after a while and she become just another girl.
>You get pussy.
>They are usually more open to new things.
Cons
>The looks of people.
>The smell of ugly girls is not cute.
>tfw black
>tfw no ironic hipster stoner asian gf
>>26358430
you know they are as flat as a board right?
>>26358430
>>tfw no ironic hipster stoner asian gf
Amen
>>26358430
niggers smell bad
Why does /r9k/ hate black people? Is it like how hispanics hate blacks because they're jealous they're stealing all the "I'm so oppressed" points?
we don't. /r9k/ is a racism-free board. blackbots are our brothers. only /pol/ faggots think otherwise.
>>26358425
>>26358728
we don't, but shut the fuck up already about race mixing with blacks god damn.
>>26358728
I wouldn't say racism-free board nigger. But yeah anyone race of males can be a robot.
>tfw you're the one ugly dude in the group
>tfw they all take pictures of each other but never of me and if they do it's really awkward
>tfw they treat you like a lesser being
I don't know why I even bother
you need to show them that you're the dominant one in the group.
start by killing Chad in front of everyone.
>>26358366
all I've got is a good sense of humor. they can clearly also sense my depression and I can sense they are in many ways repulsed by me
>>26358335
i was that guy. they dont really care about you, i had enough and stayed home one night they called a couple times but then never heard from them again.
you are better off alone anon
r9k why don't you just get a mentally challenged girlfriend? This guy did because he knew he was very ugly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTZNChvbL4
Also any Jingisukan fans here?
He should of gotten a robot.
That guy has a cute personality. Too bad average-attractive men aren't like that
>>26358410
>rejecting him this hard
And that's why he had to date retards.
>Presenting as a girl
>Boarding cruise ship to the Bahamas
>Captain says "All aboard, SIR"
>>26358091
>."""gif"""
>it LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING MOVES
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
try: not being a degenerate
>>26358140
what were you expecting it to do?
Who here /repulsivetomen/?
>tfw men would rather fuck a dog than to touch you with a stick
>tfw surrounded by qt girls
>tfw I wouldn't touch me either
>>26358014
doesn't exist. You women were created to be pleasing to men. Literally your purpose in life is to be with a man and serve him. Because man can do everything a woman can do x10 better. Women were literally designed in almost every way for a man, and this isn't true for a man.
If you are a healthy weight you can get sex any time. It doesn't matter how ugly you are. You're probably a land-whale.
i used to be like that
>get gud with makeup
>find your style and own it
>don't be fat
that's all you have to do. i'm an ugly, flat chested, talentless, boring, autistic wageslave, and even i have a bf.
Reminder that it's impossible to be trans and that there is little to no evidence that you can be a different gender in another body.
All trans people are delusional and you are ruining society.
Man awhile ago you would know you're talking to a girl online on msn but know we're probably taking to some man playing dress up on omegle
Somebody post the original of OP's pic.
Am I seriously the only robot who doesn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about trannies?
The way I see it, it isn't much different than dyeing your hair or wearing a certain style of clothes. It's your body, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it and put whatever the fuck you want on it.
But if I think that you, personally, look goofy as shit, then I'm going to goddamn well tell you so.
>be me
>taking drama class because fuck it
>actually be good at drama
>Stacy also good at drama
>constantly get paired up with her for groups
>she asks me to be in her group
She is 3/10 face, 8/10 body
What do /r9k/?
>>26357723
drama chicks put out, but they are all crazy and emotionally needy, with bouts of being an attention whore
Don't you have to be hot to be stacey?
>>26357723
100% of drama chicks get fat and get into anime and le tumblr randomness
also 3/10 body? why are you even considering
what is stacey about this girl
heres a redpill for you:
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who /tame impala/ here
lonerism is literally robot core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDP6LgWJJSs
my favorite song on the album
I've been a Tame Impala fan for a while. Some other depressed people in therapy with me liked them too.
tame impala is normie as fuck
Lets do one of these, I wanna see what you guys have
Here's my shitily done one
same amount of effort into this as i put into everything else in my life
>>26357690
>>>/soc/
fuck of NOARMIe
Who else here /lowtest/ and their doctors won't do shit about it? I've tested at the very lowest of the "acceptable" range three times, still won't give me shit.
I'm still dealing with unexplained chronic pain after cancer and have fuck-all for energy. I still have to live with my parents and drown in my virginal misery when I hear them fuck every weekend in the room above me because I can't even make it through a half time job to afford a shitbox place of my own.
>here, take this antidepressant
Fuck you, I don't need to get any fatter or more tired, kill my boner, ruin my mouth, block my shit up ... AND I'M NOT FUCKING CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I'M IN REAL PHYSICAL FUCKING PAIN.
I'm way too much of a pussy to do anything illegal, how do I convince my doctors to at least let me TRY?
Tell them you are trans and need more test, make the system work for you
Or find some gym rats and get it from them
>>26357687
Testosterone is bad long-term anyways.
Make your doc perscribe titty Skittles or threaten to sue for bigotry.
The right diet and exercise should increase it naturally.
>I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LAZY FUCK. EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS I RAISED YOU, AND YOU COULDN'T DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITHIN THAT TIME PERIOD?
>OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
howrobotswishtheirmomwaslike.jpg
>>26357667
>mfw I have $60,000 saved up from wagecucking
>mfw I have prepared myself for this day
Heh, I'll never be a normie like you mom
>>26357667
>Take this mom!
*rapes*
