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why is this never open on friday night. wtf. its the lonliest night of the week.
so come on in. take a dirnk. if you dont get served it, just take it off the shelf.
These threads seem so pathetic to me for some reason.
I think it's because of the roleplaying.
Is this establishment Chad-Free?
>Therapist suggests doing roleplay of everyday situations
This is so disgusting to me. I don't want to learn how to pretend to be normal, I want to be normal.
Why do I have to work my ass off to create an incredibly obvious illusion of something most people can just do?
Why do women browse this board?
why do you browse this board?
same reason
and before you say attention whores bla bla bla you don't need to make fucking posts if you don't want some kind of attention
also inb4 you call me a roastie i have a dick
>>26450592
Because they think they are like us and they want the attention on an anonymous image board. They think they are welcome when guys are just trying to rant to each other about our lives as males. They think when we talk about them they are welcomed. Women are truly a pathetic parasite to man, like black people are to western countries.
>>26450592
they wanna feel like part of a special club.
Also, outside of tumblr there's no outlet for spergy girls.
Shall I start?
Hey X,
Look, I know. I saw that disappointed look on your face when you saw me that day. I'm a coward and a total pussy. I know it's too late for apologies, but I'm really sorry for not coming to you honestly about my feeling towards you, and making you feel uncomfortable when I rushed you to decide if you wanted to date me or not.
Truth is, I thought you liked me. You wanted me to stay in Calculus even though I was failing. You wanted me to come to your Chem class. You texted me as soon as you can. That's why I decided to ask you out so I can get to know you more. You were kind, and it overwhelmed me emotionally since no one really does that with me and you've given so much without me giving something to you. I acted so pathetically and pretty much begged you for a date.
I really acted stupid and handled the whole situation like a scared little kid. And it bothers me to this day that I've done that. I really don't know if you were nice to me because that's how you are, or you honestly felt something for me too. But I completely ruined it, and i'm profoundly sorry.
I don't expect you to accept my apology, but I just wanted you to know that it does indeed bother me that it makes you unhappy. X, I know one day you'll meet someone who'll not be afraid to love you.
Sincerely,
R
FUCKING KYLE FROM HR.
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. I HATE THAT PERMANENTLY SMUG FUCKING FACE YOU MAKE. I HATE THAT 6K FUCKING SUIT YOU WEAR TO WORK EVERYDAY. I FUCKING HATE YOU. FUCK YOU. I HATE THE WAY YOU PATRONIZE ME. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
I'm sorry I'm not the person you thought I was. I've actually liked you for a long time and I'm sorry for being an asshole. It's a shame we never had a real chance to get into a relationship.
Alright, here we go:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ok I'm done. Have a nice day everyone!
What was it about this year? It was such a transitional period.
>>26449595
>the 2000s were 10 years ago
>Got my first psp in that year.
Indeed it was.
"Web 2.0" and "social media" rewired everyone's brains.
For the worse.
>fembot that's just been invited to take a bachelors in compsci at a highly prestigious university with extremely low acceptance rates
Are there any girls here involved in a STEM field, in particular computer science?
What has your experience been like?
I didn't get accepted to my state uni
Not a female but my oneiitis has a master's degree in biology. She's gotten a lot of harassment on campus by fratbro douchebags, not really in class though.
>>26450089
well, it's more specific than "biology", but yeah
People born in 1998 are 18 now.
That means while you were watching the twin towers fall they were literally shitting their diapers.
Those people are now posting here and having sex.
Hey pal, I was born in 1998 : )
Wanna get a pizza : )
>>26449537
1998 baby reporting in.
I'm one of those people :^)
Why must life be so scary?
>>26449172
maybe it'll be better in the next one...
Because life hates weaboos
Life is only scary because you're on the outside looking in. Try participating and you'll understand life isn't scary at all. Most people are really stupid. and if you can just grow a pair and join society, you'd see that life really isn't all that bad. People dumber than you are successful at life.
Are there any other libertarian robots on here?
>>26448945
> Are there any other libertarian robots on here?
no. /r9k/ is an annex of /leftypol/
libertarianism has always creeped me out because i don't know why you guys think the market will solve all problems. how will the market prevent extinction level events (ie global warming, for an ez one we all know about)? how will it maintain roads? how do you figure it will create an educated populace?
i guess i just believe in something bigger than the individual idk
and for the record i'm not happy with our current government in the US or think that it can solve those same issues.
>>26448945
Yes. Freedom is a value worth pursuing in its own right.
>be bullied in high school
>become HS teacher
>notice bullies
>try to stop them
>fail
>fail
>fail
>fail
I am learning that it is impossible to stop them. I have called parents, given detentions, docked grades, met with the principal, a few have been supsended for fighting and written disorderly conduct tickets, but it never stops. They need to commit crimes before a school board will even consider expelling htem, and evne if that happens, the school is required to allow them back after a period of time.
I am to the point now that they have begun trying to bully me, and the only option i have left is to respond in kind and risk my job.
I see what those little fucks do to other kids eveyr day and as long as the bullies aren't stealing/raping/dealing drugs at school we can't even begin removing these lost causes.
Today I nearly began bullying them back to stop their behavior. I can't protect my students and I'm out of fucking ideas and it feels fucking awful.
Execute minor but tangible acts of power on them. i.e. Make them take a note to the office for you, hold conversations with them, ask them to help tidy up the room. It won't make them stop, but it will piss them off and hopefully ingrain that you are their superior in some way.
>>26448863
Thank you, whoever you are. You're doing god's work.
>>26448863
If you really want to stop bullies, you're gonna have to commit a felony. The only thing that works is a heavy dose of sustained fear.
Happened to me today, almost cried in class because of it.
>be me
>18 KHV
>creative writing class
>always have to do shitty warm up prompts
> teacher declares "I know ANON won't like this prompt"
> wat.jpg
> prompt reads "write about a memorable Valentine's Day"
> immediately tears well up, and I put my head down.
>teacher calls me out "why aren't you writing ANON?"
> tell her I refuse to write the prompt
> she says I can free write
> write my thoughts on Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
It was fucking awful robots especially since she had the nerve to make fun of me in front of the class. I was so close to just breaking down. Now I'm listening to suicide boys, trying to get /comfy/ what are your Valentines Day feels? I fucking hate Valentines Day.
>normies wonder why outcasts shoot up schools
>>26448718
That's fucking brutal. Did she apologize?
tell her she needs to make up for it by going out on a valentines date with you
Are you feeling the Bern, robots?
Trump supporters are, the noose around their neck is tightening. Good luck stopping the momentum bernie is building up. its YUGE!
>>26448572
How is this not a repost/original?
>>26448601
>not guillotines
comrade pls
>landlord ask me to pay him rent this month using sure pay.
>use sure pay
>two days later tells me the money never went to his account.
>go rage mode against bank and end up paying landlord cash.
>month passes
>receive letter from wellsfargo claims stating they can't refund me because transaction already went though.
>landlord planned a elaborate scam where he uses his mobile number through Bank of America and controls which checking accounts he wants to deposit.
>wellsfargo sure pay won't release any information about which bank accounts my money went.
>landlord wins, I loose
Fuck fuck fuck I hate my life. I wish I was fuckin dead. I didn't even get a receipt for the month I payed cash so ruins whole small claims action. KILLMEE!!!!!!!!
>>26447928
Bash his fookin 'Ead in with a bat. You daft cunt
>>26447928
shotgun to your face in that house. Landlord would have to deal with cleaning that.
>>26447928
>I loose
You deserve it.
IT'S TIME AGAIN!
you know the drill friends!
>what are you drinking
>why are you dirnking it
I am drinking pic related because I am a Big Old Predictable Bore
please post whatever your'e listening to as well andask a drunk femanon anything!
>what are you drinking
Cranberry juice and vodka
>why are you drinking it
Because I like it
>ask a drunk liar anything
Why are you lying liar?
>>26447946
Vodka cranberry! I don't like mixers I just drink from the bottle lol
>Why are you lying liar?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iado91hJMe
>drink?
box wine and tears
>why?
because sadness
FUCK EVERYTHING BOYS< ALMOST TIME TO GO
Hello robots
I've fucking had it. I'm tired of being the autistic one that everyone talks about under their breath. I'm tired of these fucking normies at my job laughing and flirting and giggling while I'm working my fucking ass off. I'm tired of not having a single fucking person to hang out with anymore since all of my closest friends moved out of state or have kids now. I'm tired of working my ass off in a fucking community college because I'm too poor to afford a real college. I'm tired of not having a chance with any women because I don't fit the fucking chadbro criteria. I'm 22 years old, shit is no different than high school. I'm tired of trying my ass off to be normal and still getting recognized as a fucking autistic faggot. I'm tired of feeling like I bust my ass for nothing. I'm tired of getting no recognition for anything. I'm tired of being known as the "school-shooter" just because I listen to Lamb of God and Pantera at work.
I know people with firearms. I can really show them what a school shooter is. I'll blast my fucking Machine Head as loud as possible as I empty a fucking magazine into the back of theirs. I'm sick of hiding these feelings and I feel like the only way to get them out productively is by fucking killing everyone who made me this way.
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Make them a reality.
>>26447310
posting in potential happening thread
>>26447347
at first i was just suicidal, now i'm ready to go and take these fuckers with me
im sitting at my computer desk with a new Acer One 14 cloudbook browsing 4chan and Playing Morrowind. what about you?
Drinking in be and playing bloodborne and shitposting. might watch a movie in a bit idk
>>26446717
well thats cool man what type of movies do you like ?
rocket league and osu
nigga
sheeeit
