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Tell me your biggest problem right now, and I will try to think of a solution to it.
I cannot speak to people.
>>26430800
i'm unemployed and am burning through my savings
>in b4 just get a job
i have an essay due in about 4 hours
i haven't started, nor have i slept
Just before I realized that some shoes are autistic (thanks to /r9k/) I've bought autistic shoes... pic somehow related.
Now not enough autismbux to buy proper shoes (for an adult, I finally realized that I am adult and not in high school anymore - running shoes are no longer "cool" in adult world)
not OP but would you guys consider these to be autistic?
>>26430526
yup, it's autism
>>26430526
fucking hell man those shoes just gave me like ten extra chromosomes
>Go to monthly "interview" so I can keep collecting my NEET bucks
>Usually they just sign off on a piece of paper that shows that I've been looking for work
>bring my little piece of paper that says I've applied to some jobs
>Didn'tActuallyApplyToAnyJobs.devlish
>Instead of signing off and letting me go back home like I usually do this bitch says I now have to do some stupid job 'activity' for 25 hours a week in order to keep receiving payments
>Have to do 25 hours of fucking concreting labour 4 days a fucking week or I'm cut off
>the worksite is in the city an hour away from where I live
>No license so have to take public transport like some sort of normie peasant
REEEEEEEEEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NEETDOM?!? YOU GUYS SAID THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY
seems like you fell for the wrong memes bro
gotta get that diagnosis or live in a better country bro
they want me for 20hrs/wk too, fuck clinton
just get a job you raging faggot, your charade has come to an end unless you're fine working a shitty job for shitty neetbux
Who /nofriends/ here?
I thought I had some in high school, but they were really just people who also had no choice but to be there, and we had no one else to talk to. I spent two years in college and didn't make any friends despite my best efforts.
I am friends with my brothers, but I don't count them.
>friends with brothers
I could literally never imagine this. What the fuck kind of hippyfaggy family do you come from? My siblings and I have had a rivalry since birth and we still are at it till this day nearly 30 years later, we're constantly competing and hate each-other as if we're businesses trying to outdo each-other.
>tfw can't make new friends at this day and age because no social backbone
>tfw I only made friends in elementary
>tfw all my supposed childhood friends left me
>tfw you'll always be a loser no matter what
>>26429255
You just have a dysfunctional family. Liking your siblings doesn't make you a feel-good hippy you faggot.
We still fight, my brother and I got in a literal fist fight the other day because my music was too loud.
So /r9k/, I came across this. How would this make you fellow robots feel?Personally my parents never trusted me or even bothered to spend time with me/show they gave a damn, but I didn't deal with shit on this level.Any chance this kid is on here?
>>26428289
oh I just read this
I would slit my throats in front of them if I were the son
>>26428589
*throat
>>26428289
really thankful my parents weren't this retarded
ITT: Things that make you irrationally angry
inb4 someone responds to op saying "fuck you"
For me it's people getting involved in trip drama.
>>26427843
It's not as bad as
>[some word at the beginning of your post]
>stopped reading there
>>26427898
>>stopped reading there
Stopped reading there
can we get some more of these? these are so interesting
>>26426867
>tfw no gf to learn how to play piano with
>>26426867
bump, im in need if these.
well I spent a good minute or two perusing that image so thanks for the stimulation senpai
What's the most pathetic sexual fetish?
Looks like it's Pokesexual, like the fine gentleman in the picture
>>26417625
Foot and Cuckhold is
ABDL as far as I know.
I should know, I'm really into it and have been binging and purging for nearly a decade.
It's one of those things you hate about yourself, but it feels so good and comforting that you just do it in private from time to time to kill down the desire.
ask me anything, I'm pretty much normal otherwise from the weird fetish.
Also cucks are pathetic.
Is it just a meme and all the MtF's have just been baited into becoming abominations?
Quite possibly, but your picture is most definitely sexy as fuck.
>>26433399
He's a police officer :3
>>26433419
I want a cute trap bf so fucking bad goddammit
who /diagnosed with depression/ here? do you guys take meds or just therapy? doctor told me to take meds but i'm kinda worried about getting adicted or some shit
discuss
idk anon
im taking prozac and seeing therapist every 2 weeks
not feeling any difference tbqh
but i like talking with my therapist, he is a cool guy
>>26430561
I was diagnosed with depression, but I don't feel that bad. I felt pretty shitty back when I had to go to school or work, but I've been NEET for a couple months now and everything just feels comfy as fuck not having to do anything. I hardly leave the house at all and I get to sleep a lot.
>>26430621
how long have you been taking the meds?
>>26430664
i've been neet and alone for 5 years now, gets boring after a while
>tfw qt gf but still sad
what is wrong with me?
Do you actually like her? Anything else wrong in life?
>>26430080
Maybe you just can't be happy. Maybe suicide is your only hope for peace.
i kno normies get out reeeee is the party line and a meme at that, but my advice to you is to get the fuck off of r9k and go hang out with your grilfriend and live life more instead of wallowing in pity here online with a bunch of man children
you'll probably be happier
what's up sad cunts?
>>26429001
Going on a diet and got a kitten
>>26429326
That's nice
what did you name the little shit?
>>26429347
Nyan cat ^_^
I want to lose weight fast by not eating, I don't need to hear all this nonsense about how it doesn't work because I know it does.
Does anyone have tips for suppressing the urge to eat? Any really good ones? Eating is my only source of pleasure since I'm on no fap February.
Please help, skinny robots
Don't buy food.
Keep your mind occupied.
Fap.
I used to weigh 340. I went on a diet and only ate 500 calories a day. I lost 28 pounds in 8 days. Gained it all back in 2 months.
>>26428926
Like this fat cuck said, it's a lifestyle change if you want to lose the weight and keep it gone
How would you robots rate her body?
What would you do if she was your gf?
>>26428875
Like fucking a female version of myself.
5-6/10
I'd tie her down and go to work on her clitoris with a vibrating sex toy.
>>26428903
Why do you say that? Do you have a feminine body?
who here /researcher/
vaping some u47700 getting my opi buzz on.. gonna have a splitting headache in a few hours.. while I'm at work..
been snorting it all week.. getting nosebleeds every day with giant scabs inside my nostrils.. didn't realize it was so caustic.
getting some diclazepam in the mail monday. Gonna do 2mg daily and finally have the long term anxiety relief I need to live with normies.
Love these drugs. Cheap, effective and available on the clearnet with a credit card.
I've been out of the scene for a while. Has a decent replacement been found for MXE yet? I'm not interested in any of the x-meo-pcps, or any pcp really. PCP is cool but it shows up in basic drug panels and doesn't feel anything like my favorites, MXE and DXM.
>>26426233
>available on the clearnet
where? not that you're making it sound like a good idea
>>26426290
http://pastebin.com/hxqmbsb6
both legit, great sites.
