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Why haven't you started saving up money to go to an ayahuasca retreat in Peru to cure your depression? I understand it's expensive and costs 2-3k USD, but according to a lot of people, taking ayahuasca with shamans almost guarantees you a life changing epiphany and become truly happy in yourself. Sounds like a great investment to me.
>>26412100
i dont buy this 'take a psychodelic substance and change your life' meme.
>>26412100
When I see some real studies, maybe. Until then, it's no better than meme plants or placebo "antidepressant" pills. There's a reason alternative medicine is separate from medicine: it doesn't work.
Everyone says it works because they're too embarrassed to admit they were retarded enough to buy into a dumbshit scam that doesn't work.
ITT:
Weird dreams
>nailing a qt doggy style
>pull out
>my testicles are hanging out of my torn scrotum
>inspect ballsack
>ballsack is made out of KFC chicken skin
hello rato
original commento
>>26411271
hello rato senpai
Hello rato
>wake up
>go to Mcd's
>be devilish and browse 4chan in public
>everyone crowds around
>realise of a dream
What is life
Who give up on women here? Seriously sex is so overrated, I'm tired of casual sex it's always the same shit, and having a gf is fucking worse. I prefer to be alone and do what I want when I want desu senpai.
Sometimes I'm happy I'm a retarded autist.
>>26411233
Does it count as giving up if I never had a shot at it in the first place?
I have never in my 27 years of life asked a girl out on a date.
>>26411233
You look and sound comfy anon
>>26411255
Trust me, sex is fucking disgusting unless you are with somebody you truly love. And if you are an autist like me, any woman will fall for you so deal with it.
>There are people on this board who actually believe in evolution
Protip: It's just a theory.
So is gravity, now jump off a bridge
>>26411021
protip: op is a faggot
>there are people on this board
>tfw I just got kicked out of uni
>tfw I was very close to finishing it
>tfw I wasted 5 years
This was the only thing in my life
I guess it's over, everything is over
My parents housed and fed me for studying, I don't know how to tell them this
I don't want to kill myself but I don't see any real option for me ever again
>>26410925
>getting kicked out of uni
Is that really a thing in burgerland?
How do you even manage to get kicked out of university? I always thought it was a meme.
How do you get kicked out of uni?
Im starting soon (very late in life) but I am afraid of not doing well enough and getting kicked out.
Im doing a social-science degree (criminology) and everyone on the internet says its a easy-mode meme degree, so I am hoping it's something I don't have to worry about being too hard.
>>26410925
You were nearly finished and you got kicked out? Did you anger the feminists or something?
>Anyone notice anon has never been seen with a GF? haha! I bet he is a virgin lmao.
What do you respond to this?
>>26410795
the truth? why lie?
>Yes Chad I am a virgin. I wasn't fortunate enough to be endowed with goods looks like you. I do not have any beauty so that a woman would desire me like you. This is my lot in life, and it is evil to laugh at it.
>>26410795
"I am a virgin, but it's kinda weird how you're focusing on it so much."
Say that my gf killed herself and I haven't been able to move on
Remember to be nice to yourself and others!!
>>26410724
That's not very nice at all!
>>26410658
I have already tried that anon, didn't go very well
>>26410658
I'll be nice to your insides, faggot
Confess or admit something. Get it off your chest.
I might be faking depression to get out of a botched life. It has become very intense over the past months, but I don't think it's working. Phew.
>>26410597
years of bullying has turned me into a masochist
>>26410624
Same, its all I know
I have stunted myself. After finishing high school, in the months that have followed , i have made no progress. Cut nyself from high school mates because the relationships were shallow. Now i sit here everyday in the dark, drink and play games. I wanted to escape the repetitive days of school but i guess i'll never truly escape from these repeating days.
what do they do for people with micropenis?
They used to turn you into a woman at birth and condition you as such.
I wish they did that to me.
>>26410023
They're sent to FEMA camps and farmed for organs, the useless remains are turned into cat food.
Males are disposable, anon.
>>26410023
awwwww, it's so cute.
itty bitty little weenie
How do we stop men from thinking about sex all day?
Reverse the images in each gender's thought bubble and this is accurate.
How do we stop women from thinking about Chad's dick all day?
>there are people so vapid that that they actually believe yoga is something deep or intellectual
karen is a good lad edition
first for polarzyzz
>tfw watching jeremy kyle
>>26409010
this is that undertale skelleton right?
is that game actually fun? I got gifted it but I just assumed it was horseshit.
where's my fat titty senpai at? ITT we discuss having it / how we got it / etc. anyone ever get surgery to remove it? currently working towards doing so myself
>tfw insurance wont cover a dime of it because its an "unnecessary" surgery
I thought I just had moobs but apparently my doc said they're real.
Onto becoming a tranny I go :)
>>26408641
how large are yours m8?
mine are op pic related
I told my mom about it and she doesn't give a shit. She said "Oh well Anon everybody has that!" even though I showed her pictures and evidence that's not the case. I'm pretty sure she just doesn't want to pay for surgery.
I just took 12 tabs of acid. Will I be okay?
>12
If you're looking to die just take it
Otherwise you should attempt to puke
How much is on a tab?
>>26408610
Can't overdose on anything below a sip.
>your favorite genre of porn is very specific and nearly impossible to find fresh material
Why even live?
We're waiting for you to post something ridiculous, op. Cut the crap.
Same OP. What's your poison?
>>26407903
I'm obsessed with this asiancuckoldingscene but it's literally the only one worth watching
http://www.xvideos.com/video4211554/asian_amateur_wife_with_bbc
S-so 5'8 is just above the Manley cut off, right?
Right guys?
5'8 ain't that bad. Ha ha
>>26407705
It is. Doesn't mean you're tall. Just average (a little less). So pussy isn't getting automatically wet for you.
>>26407705
It's supposed to be king of the manlets, but we can't all be king. I'm prepared to fight for it.
>>26407705
>>26407750
I'm 6'0" and girls comment frequently on my height, even though I'm only slightly above average.
It's probably also the only reason that I get ANY female attention at all, since my face is ugly as fuck.
I could only imagine how fucked I would be if I was <5'8"
It doesn't matter though. I'm a kissless virgin and probably autistic.
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