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Where my skelly bros at?
>tfw protein powder just arrived in the mail
I'm 6 foot tall and 160lbs
I'm in the navy and people tease me for being thin yet I outperform them on almost any physical activity
>gf tells me i'm too skinny
>tell her she's to fat
>becomes anorexic
D E V E L I S H
I've been drinking 2 1500 cal oatmeal shakes recently. Hopefully that helps me gain quickly
yellow fever is a legitimate mental illness
she looks better on the left
you can still see her face's lacking any definition whatsoever, but why do her eyes seem bigger after putting on makeup and such? is it an optical illusion? how do?
>>26385973
focal length
>all those tranny/faggot/roleplay threads on /soc/
am i the only one that sees how the male population rapidly turning gay/trans because its so much easier to find love/sex this way?
>>26385667
no, i see it too. how did i escape? i grew a beard.
>>26385667
>another challenge
>UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26385675
I did that to repress my gender dysphoria. It doesn't work, but at least no one questions my masculinity.
Have you ever met another robot in real life?
Yes, off a maps thread. Currently living with him.
>>26385035
Yeah. It's not even worth greentext. I didn't even get to say but three words the entire, insufferable, three hours I was with him. Jabber jaws continued to bitch nonstop about how everything in his life couldn't be fixed. I hope he killed himself.
>>26385114
Then why didn't you leave?
>girl randomly says "you have such a beautiful face" in the middle of a conversation
Why do normies have fun ridiculing us robots... ;___;
>>26384699
Why are you so dense that you cant even acknowledge that a girl straight up complemented you and essentially said she had a crush on you (protip saying something like that randomly is a pretty good indicator of oh my god hes so fine I WANT)
I know that feel.
Two girls walked up to me one day and said, "Damn anon, you're looking hot today."
I don't know if they were joking or not.
>all of this humblebragging
Hmmm....
Why do normies love to travel? every normie i talk to goes on about it
>you need to travel bro trust me just do it
>i couldn't give a shit about seeing the world desu
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT TRAVLING THAT MAKES IT APPEALING I DONT GET IT?
>>26384563
Your brain loves new experiences, that's a fact. Travelling provides this. New place, new people, new cultures, new locations, new routine, new experience, new food, new drinks, new new new.
It feeds the addiction of the brain and breaks away from the monotony that can drive a person insane.
Then do It and tell us after you did it
>>26384623
>New place, new people, new cultures, new locations, new routine, new experience, new food, new drinks, new new new
Its all superficial new new new who gives a shit your going to go back home to the same life i have.
>monotony that can drive a person insane
How about stay home and improve your life so its not monotonous?
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Anyone here cut themselves? What do you guys think? I decided to get creative with it this time.
(totally orginigal content so don't mute me or else I will be sad)
>>26384388
are you that mtf from that other thread? im sorry those guys bullied you. you dont deserve that.
>B
but this is /r9k/ and even then it's /b/
Coming here after getting your attention there, then?
>>26384426
Never bullied, just Had to get my mind off of things
>tfw Runner's High
why don't you run, robots?
Because I'm crippled.
>>26383958
does treadmill count? i dont like going outside
>>26383967
Why don't you crawl
Your life in a single picture
Even down to the name and color of tights.
Where can I get a proper tank of helium with 100% for suicide?
>>26383944
Q to the E to the D motherfuckers.
>tfw no Aussie GF to verbally abuse me
>tfw no aussie cunt to smash
>tfw no gf to shitpost about me irl
>live on the gold coast
>literally nothing but chads and staceys
Calling all aspergers itt. Ive been curious, when you start speaking about something, how come you can't get yourself to stop? I want to personally hear what you talk about as well.
Pls answer
>>26383410
I am able to stop... sometimes... but you get me on something I know /too/ much about and I will never shut up.
>tfw when you can finally talk about something
it would be weird to just stop in mid sentance desu, I've done that before, its confusing for everyone and makes you look stupid.
>>26383410
Years of knowing what is socially right and wrong have made me more conscious about what I am talking about. However, I can never lead a conversation that isn't about what I like or what I am doing or how I am doing or who I am interested in is doing. Asperger's is selfishness to the max and then some. I just go with the flow.
When did you realize your problems are your own and not caused by anyone else?
Is it liberating or damning to know that everything you have done has lead to the life you now live, that we make our own destiny?
>>26382978
>When did you realize your problems are your own and not caused by anyone else?
I always knew this. Any non-retarded person would know this.
Not really.
My biggest problem was completely out of my control and it has set my life along a path I would not have gone down otherwise.
Every day I feel like I'm not in the right place and that I was meant to be somewhere else, but it has been altered beyond my control and nothing I can do will change that.
>>26382978
>destiny
Do you really believe that early environment, attachments, experiences etc. don't constrain us in any way?
There is always a little bit of wiggly room for free will, but less so if you have a broken brain.
Who else here is disgusted by romance-based relationships?
They are all, at some level, based on sexual attraction. The idea of it is so impure to me. I am happy to be alone, and when I masturbate it's only to pictures of women who I fantasize to be my sister, mother, or aunt. Not because incest turns me on so much as the relationship is then pure and familial- it's a much cleaner form of love.
Any other robots in the same boat?
>>26382619
to have a romance based relationship, first there must be genuine attraction and deeper feelings involved.
when guys get rejected, they take it too hard when really they just dust themselves off and try again.
>>26382619
PLEASE POST MORE LEGS
PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE
>>26382646
>there must be genuine attraction and deeper feelings involved.
Genuine attraction and deeper feelings exist, but sexual attraction almost always comes first. Sex in itself is gross in my eyes. I don't look down on people who do it, but it's not for me.
I just wonder if anyone else has the same feelings as me. I feel like an alien sometimes.
When was the last time your world was shaken?
For example coming across a situation or idea that had an influence on a monumental change in the course of your life?
It could simply information, or an encounter with a person.
When was the last time something had an encounter with you that changed you from one person to either a slightly better one.Or worse one
>>26381660
>you will never touch a fat guy's neck fat
>>26381660
Why would you touch neck fat like that?
>>26381795
pranks in le hood, I'm guessing, seeing as how it's a white boi doing the touching
Why are all women sexually submissive?
>>26381135
Cause they have a hole instead a cock
Because their part of the act of reproduction involves them being stabbed by another person's penis.
Being filled by someone else is an inherently submissive act. Hence, almost all women are submissive, even the ones that claim to be doms.
>>26381160
that can't always be the reason why
