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Can we get a comfy thread?
>comfy images
>comfy stories
>comfy music
here is a tune to get you started, and a comfy wallpaper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6z1Bm3iINQ
I like comfy threads
Here's a neat little website I keep on in the background. Has a very calming, almost Oriental vibe.
Comfy roll call. Where are you, what are you doing, and how comfy are you?
>Had a strong beer about an hour ago
>About to get into bed and throw on some Netflix
>Going to get 8 hours of sleep for the first time in weeks
Solid 6/10 comfy.
>>26355968
Here's the website durr
http://listen.hatnote.com/
>tfw no damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>26355143
bump
fgsdfsagasfafR
I share a similar feeling to the one you are expressing, my brother
>Hes still posting these threads, the absolute madman!
Ayy, I used to post that picture with the "And chingchongnipnong to you too" but have been working on a video game the past three months or so.
Good to see youre still at it bro.
Childhood abuse hugbox thread, please?
I'm feeling pretty ponderous and depressed right now...
>Be me (pic related)
>Be 9 years old
>Be at an evening science fair in your small town grade school
>Parents are both working, but your mother knows the staff and arranges for a teacher to take you home
>The teacher asks you to help him clean up the gymnasium before bringing you home
>Finish putting chairs away, both of you are in the equipment room
>He shuts the door, molests you and rapes you
>Freeze and give up on resisting because there's no way out and no one in the school to call for
>Get raped twice then cleaned up by the fucker in the boys' dressing room
>Don't say anything about the incident for 5 years, too embarrassed
>Asshole eventually plead guilty and is now in jail
So, /r9k/? What happened to you that made you hide in your room on chat forums all day?
>>26355076
I was molested as a child and watched my mother fuck different guys each week.......
That's rough OP. I hope you're doing a lot better and are growing as a person.
I'm sorry for you, anon. I wish I could share my feels, but apart from being a bastard raised by a single mother with a father who visited on and off, I had a pretty normal childhood. I don't know why I came out so fukt. Props on being brave enough to come out about this. Get help; this might be deep-rooted, but it isn't as deep-rooted as legit autism or shit like that.
>>26355076
Funniest of 2016 by far
Wow holy shit.
>go to WalMart
>go to check out
>see a girl
>tell her "hey"
>she say "hi"
>I dart my eyes across the room then say "haha yeah"
>she says "oook thennn" then walks away
>I see the cashier just shake her head around
>I leave
Fuck
Don't say hey to strangers, that's creepy.
>>26355062
Lmao dont say hey you nub
>>26355062
why did you say hi to her in the first place
ITT
>greentext what you did in the last 24 hours
>woke up
>read some ranma for an hour
>drank coffee/ate trailmix for breakfast
>power use 4chan and listen to music for 12 hours
pretty good day but i need to eat something more still which is such a drag
>woke up
>went to job
>jacked off at home
>youtube
>>26356713
I wish I had your appetite
>5'2
>chestlet, barely big enough to fit into A cup
>one boob slightly bigger than the other
>small waist:hip ratio
>4/10 face
>can't stop comparing myself to 10/10 girls posted here
why even live
GET OUT OF OUR THREAD ROASTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26355057
i will marry you. where are you? i'm from south anerica
>>26355089
>our thread
>our
Hey could someone console me? I made an uh oh by associating with a female. Anyways:
>be talking to girl for almost a year now
>she talks about being in a relationship with me before she goes to college
>she goes to college
>everything changes obviously
>hang around still believing things can be okay, she invites me over to her folks house for Christmas blah blah blah everything seems fine
>have reason to believe were more than just friends due to a few sexual incidents
>her birthday was this month
>tells me shes going to her parents house
>actually hanging out with some dude
>I dont have facebook but I got the sixth sense to check for recent uploads cus something seemed off (she avoided seeing me for her birthday)
>see picture of fat mexican guy with neckbeard holding cake (not me being jealous, this guy really was your stereotypical neckbeard fat guy)
>what the fuck man
>call her an hour ago, tell her not to contact me anymore, she tries to tell me that this guy isnt her boyfriend and that we still have a chance (attempting to manipulate me to see if Ill fall for it again)
>i tell her shes a genuinely bad person and this bs is going to turn around on her some day
And that was it. Idk how I feel. Its just weird to think that im an alright looking guy with a good job and what not, and she still picked some fat loser over me. I live like an hour away, maybe that has something to do with it. I didnt do anything wrong either. What do I do now? I really put alot of trust into this person. Should I just never try again?
If someone could talk to me thatd be great. I feel really crappy right now. I know its my fault but still some advice on what to do now and how to handle this would be really nice.
Bump bump bump bump
No one? Anyone?
Are Wagecuck threads dying out? We used to have multiple threads of these a day now I rarely see any.
>>26354921
The cold weather killed off all the NEETS.
>>26354921
obviously you weren't browsing this weekend cuz you were out partying you fucking normie they were out in force
>>26354921
The turboautist memesmiths are busy chiseling out the petrified shit from their diapers to shape the next new hot subreddit ready meme. It's not their fault you're still on last years meme.
>Cashier at McDonald's asked me how my meal was
as I was walking out. I told her "give my compliments to the chef", winked at her, and walked out. Haha
>>26354816
I'm so sorry that had to happen to you.
Speaking as a former fast food cashier, I can almost guarantee she will forget about it after tomorrow
Wow, at least it's only one event,
She could have asked you what you ment by that
>>26354847
dunno she went out of her way to ask me and not anyone else.
>My little sister's been the only friend I've ever had (I have asperger's and don't do well socially, I am 18 and she is 14 now)
>Watched her grow from a baby, to a grade schooler
>Almost beat up some of her classmates once when I caught them teasing her for having acne
>Watched her mature and turn into one of the most attractive and popular girls in her class
>Helped her study all night for tests and helped her go from almost getting left back to making honors list
>She's always been there for me too, helps calm me down when I get sensory overload and makes me feel better about my autism and no gf
>Then today I accidentally walked in on her changing
>Saw her vagina and it is already a roastie
WHAT THE FUCK, SHE PROMISED ME SHE WOULD SAVE HERSELF UNTIL MARRIAGE AND BE PURE BUT IT WAS ALL JUST LIES
I BOUGHT HER TICKETS TO A SELENA GOMEZ CONCERT AND WAS GOING TO GO WITH HER EVEN THOUGH I HATE THAT SINGER AND DON'T LIKE LOUD NOISES LIKE AT CONCERTS BUT I TORE THEM UP BECAUSE SHE IS A PIECE OF TRASH LIAR WHORE
I AM SHAKING RIGHT NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I ALWAYS GO TO HER WHEN I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO BUT NOW I REALIZE IT WAS ALL A LIE AND SHE IS ONLY 14 HOW MANY PENISES HAS SHE TAKEN ALREADY?
>>26354764
Look who's getting kicked outta the house tonight.
This is what you deserve for putting another human being on a pedestal.
>>26354764
Sucks for you daddy-o.
>>26354764
you're so full of shit, lol
>tfw im not a hot thick wolf girl molesting cute helpless boys in the bathroom
>>26354507
>tfw no twink boy to keep as a pet
I want to be that boy, I actually kinda look like him
>>26354507
artist's name?
this is some non-porn intended art tier shit, I can tell
I have scars all over my body from cutting in the past, and am thinking about getting some scarification done to sort of hide them. Is this a good idea? I worry about discrimination and having to keep like my arms covered all the time while at work, but that's something I already do to hide the scars I have. Still that's something to think about. I'll post more pics later but this is my right thigh. Before this is want to get my left arm done but I gotta go for a bit. Will post the rest of my scars later :/
See a dermatologist or get a derma-roller. The skin will heal back anew, scar free and beautiful.
>>26354493
No, it really won't. These are years old and I've tried everything
>tfw acne scars
>don't even deserve them like gay emo cutfags
Senpai...
Anyone else on /r9k/ have shit roommates?
My soon to be former roommate is trash.
>Cheats on her bf every 3 - 4 days, using feminism to justify it
>Gets mad and assumes I'm waging war because I left hair in the bathtub (pic related)
>Stole the monthly deposit of the chick who was her roommate before me
>Stole my monthly deposit and still expects me to pay rent before I move out at the end of the monthLEL to that
>Recently lost her job after protesting and obstructing literal traffic, like a dumb fuck
Can't wait to see her get wrecked further, after I'm gone. Then again, I don't even need to see it. Leaving will be sufficient.
>>26354409
Tell the dude she's a cheating whore already. Better yet film it and shame her online!
>>26354452
>Better yet film it and shame her online!
Illegal. No thanks.
The first suggestion is a good one, and one I've considered, but forgotten about.
>>26354488
just post nuuds here u can blurr face anun kun
How much Xanax (Alprazolam) do you take daily, /r9k/?
In recent days i upgraded from 3mg to 4mg because the addiction is increasing.
I will be soon switching to anti-anxiety meds that don't cause such addiction tho.
get out elliot
>>26354363
coming off of benzos is going to be hard.
life will suck for you, for a while.
>>26354437
That's why my doctor prescribes both Xanax and another medication that doesn't cause addiction so I can gradually (within at least a month) reduce Xanax dosage and fully switch to the new meds.
Recently he prescribed Buronil, but that shit makes me sleepy, so I can't work, so I'm sticking to Xanax for now. Let's see what he'll prescribe after 2 weeks when I'll run out of Xanax.
It's a dim Monday night at the Frog and Feel. The bartender, a bit wearied from the day, turns on the lights. We all have our troubles, he supposes, but some say our troubles only allow us to truly appreciate our brighter times. Maybe they're right.
Come in, sit down (or don't,) order a drink and talk about your feels.
>>26356309
Just a beer barkeep. I really want to just continue getting drunk every day for the rest of the month, but I need a clear mind to see where i go from here.
I hurt someone, really bad, without meaning it. Now I have literally nothing.
One alcohol please. I'm moving interstate in 4 days and I have the social skills of a tortoise. I am going to burn alive in baka college.
>>26356345
>I really want to just continue getting drunk every day for the rest of the month
I've been there. It's how I react to bad roommates and generally bad humans. And my general social ineptitude means I have lots of both experiences.
Hurting someone is something I neverk now how to deal with. Have you apologized, like really prostrated yourself for the person? Personally, if I know someone's offense was unintended, I'll generally forget about it, honestly apologies make me respect a person more because it means they care enough to regret and try to make amends for the action.
Pic related, I recently got into Dogfish brews, I can't recommend it highly enough.
