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Anon its summer, why are wearing a jacket?
>>26351789
fucking normies always say this to me because I like to wear my jacket most of the year
>>26351818
trench coat?
>>26351818
Well why are you wearing a jacket if it's hot? I think its a good question.
How are you feeling today, /r9k/?
>>26351724
feeling like a perfect 10 if you know what I mean
>>26351724
physical, about a 4. emotional, about a 12
Felt like absolute shit the past few days. Was feeling pretty good before that. I'm wondering if I'm manic depressive, but on my good days I'm not exactly "manic".
>I don't shave my armpit hair
> he doesn't shave his asshole
It's not even a sexual thing I just can't wipe with all the hair there
>>26351730
how do you do this? i'm too scared i'll cut myself
I have a forest of blonde armpit hair and I'm not shaving it in the foreseeable future. The only thing I shave at my pubes, because my dick looks nicer. Not a normie, I swear.
>Attracted to goth/emo girl
>Huge metal fan
>In short, she rejects me because she "doesn't date guys with the same music taste" as her
Why do girls make ridiculous excuses not to date someone? I'd rather her have told me the truth
>>26351690
What's your music taste?
>>26351729
>Huge metal fan
>>26351690
>goth/emo girl
These still exist?
Do you love tsunderes?
I don't love the same thread being posted over and over.
>>26351711
Yes you do.
>>26351656
Yes, I do.
>>26351711
It's not possible to post the same thread over and over, because there's a robot that prevents duplicate posts! So take THAT, anon!
Why do girls like presenting their assholes so much?
They don't you virgin. Most are extremely self conscious
They don't, greasy sleazeball Jews pay them huge sums to do it on the camera to interest men. Then the big penises you see in porn make you want to get bigger, so you buy into the ads on the size, or at least look into getting a bathmate or jelqing or something. Plus, you learn to watch other people have sex, a superior male putting you in your place.
Stop falling for the pornography Jew.
>>26351670
This desuoriginalss
>muh depression
>muh social anxiety
>muh autism
>dat stacy and dat chad
>dose evil roasties
>muh neetbux
>muh innablity to an hero
Seriously, do you even listen to yourselves.
Take some fucking responsibility for your own lives already and stop blaming everyone else
>>26351644
Your opinion has no value here normalfag.
>>26351644
I want Chad to leave
>>26351644
>>26351644
Fuck off normie cunt.not original
>short
>male
Should I just kill myself? Will women ever be interested in me?
Embrace asceticism and do away with wanting the vaginal jew
>>26351609
just embrace your orbiter, childless destiny.
world needs to depopulate anyway.
This is such bullshit. I knew a guy who was very short. Because of that he developed a very good personality. Women were always throwing themselves at him. Everywhere he went. The takeaway is this: no one cares about your height but you.
Why do so few women do anything interesting? Serious question.
>>26351601
Yet you are so interested in them. How sad.
>>26351601
They're fucking casuals, dude.
Even girls who play video games are fucking garbage. Its always something online thats fucking social. Its always MMOs or MOBAs or shit on steam. They can't comprehend playing something by yourself. Everything is still fucking social.
What are you eating tonight robots?
>Buffalo chicken tendies
>>26351595
They're actually really good so I'm making 2 more.
I bet I've had 2000 calories today. I'm disgusting I know.
>3 cinnamon rolls
>4 individual cheese it crackers
>2 cups of iced tea
>5 chicken tenders of reasonable length.
Fuck.
>>26352069
I could eat like 20 chicken tenders in one sitting
>>26352069
>3 cinnamon rolls
Probably 400 calories each
>4 individual cheese it crackers
Probably 40 calories each
>2 cups of iced tea
Sweetened? 8oz cups? ~150 calories each
>5 chicken tenders of reasonable length.
This is a bit of a gamble but I'm guessing 300-400 calories total
Congrats, OP! You didn't go much over 2000 calories!even if it was all absolute shit
>mother just barged into my room and started burning a huge bundle of native American sage to "ward off evil spirits"
What evil spirits do you have, anon?
is your room cursed?
>>26351508
She meant you. You are the evil spirit.
How are non-stacys suppose to get boyfriends?are we doomed to a life of cats?
If you look at guys in your own league, you'll not be single for a month.
>>26350774
hard to say I want a GF but I don't that happen
wana hang out some time?
Share? That's what I did.
>6'0 is now too short for a 14yr old girl
>5'7 "grown" male here
Who here /manlet/? What makes you want to get out of bed in the morning?
Why should we even bother? We're the laughing stock of the entire world.
>>26351389
No one understands my PAIN
Little girls tower over me. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS IF YOU'RE A MANLET? FUCK YOU DAD, PIECE OF SHIT.
YOU BROUGHT ME INTO THIS WORLD JUST TO SUFFER AND BE HUMILIATED.
>>26351523
I know your pain OP. I too am a 5'7 midget
>>26351389
i'm 5'7, most people my age are the same. there are a lot of older people or younger people taller than me, but i dont give a shit as long as people i have around me are the same height. in my opinion anything more than 6ft is too much
This describes my life.
Black feel thread. No Tyrone edition
>Black "nice guys"
what a time to be alive
>tfw will never have a femanon gf
>post my face, get called Chad or Tyrone by guys here
>tfw the only people who find you attractive are """straight""" men on 4chan
As a black man, you already live on easy mode for relationships. White girls automatically assume you are alpha male just because you're black, you don't have to do anything, they approach you and want to have sex with you because they've been brainwashed by Jewish media about how black men are the best.
>I drink beer for the taste
>>26351156
>I drink whiskey for taste
What else would you drink it for?
Drink hard alcohol if you just want to get drunk
>I raped my sister for the taste
