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Do you play any instruments /r9k/?
I'm in the process of learning the violin. Still a beginner though. Currently trying to learn Seitz Concerto N.2 3rd Mov.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq6upeffi10
I still can't do the triple stops that appear in the first measures.
I'd like to join an orchestra someday, but I'm afraid I started to late to learn music to do that.
Just stick with it man violin takes forever to get gud. If you put in the same amount of time a 10 year old does you'll see the same results, so it's not too late unless you're like 50 or 60. As for me I just play guitar and I want to start piano but no money for a good keyboard
>>26348549
i played flute in middle school and high school, i was actually pretty good and had potential, went to a lot of honor bands and competitions, in the middle of high school i was like fuck it, but i regretted it in college because i could have gotten so many scholarships,
I play guitar and so far it has gotten me 0 pussy. Even though I mostly listen to /mu/core I only play songs by megadeth and metallica
anime is for gays edition
>>26345118
>anime is for gays
>animoo imageboard
>>26345253
very smug looking animay you have there
Odds Vodka
Evens Vodka with juice
Someone kill me while I'm passed out.
>comfy ass minecraft thread deleted because ??????????????????
its was just some robots scrambling to get on a server together
anyways does anyone have a discord invitation code for the group made for minecraft? all the ones from the thread expired :((
posting some screenshots i made while waiting for an answer
>>26348654
good memories senpaitachi
>>26348677
smug pepe on some r9k server
I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT
I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD
LOG ONTO R9K LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER
THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING
THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES
THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU
THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT
JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT
YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE
KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF
NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE
THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY
MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE
HELP
>log on to /r9k/
Kek
I think it's been a year since I saw this pasta, piss off manlet.
Hey calm down man.
Wear big, thick hiking boots. Not autist Combat Boots. Some hiking boots can look real fashionable. That boosts you to 5'11.
Next, tell girls you're 6'1. They can't tell the difference, I'm serious.
What would it take for you to be happy?
What would need to change or happen?
30 billion dollars. I'm never going to get that, which means I'm never going to happy.
>>26348470
What do you need that requires 30 billion dollars? You can achieve peace of mind with much less.
I need my greatest friend back. I don't know where I would be right now if not for him.
I don't know where I'm headed now.
>tfw flat-chested
Life is unfair.
>>26348391
Become a qt boi
>>26348391
Plenty of dudes with flat chest fetish or no problem with it
Are people so starve for attention that they'd do something like this?
They'd actually come and complain about something that majority of users like?
What kind of music does Chad even listen to?
I want to know what I should play if I ever somehow end up with a female in my presence.
>>26348307
Memerap
Memelectro
>Whatever is on the radio.
There is no other answer to this question. This is all that normies listen to.
>2005 Chad
>Favorite Rock: 311
>Favorite Rap: Sublime
>Favorite punk: Green Day
>Wake up at noon
>Feel nauseous, hating my life
>Pop some oxy with a few beer
>feel better
Erryday niggas
>>26348231
the reason you feel like shit and hate your life is the oxy, fool
it's the pimpslap
>>26348275
>the reason you feel like shit and hate your life is the oxy
Think again normalslime, Ive felt like that since before I even knew what drugs were, end yourself
i envy you.
im soo sober T_T
What's the best way i can break up with my lying e-bf?
>>26348219
depends if you're gay or a female
>>26348219
Ghost him.
If he has compromising material on you you're basically fucked though.
>>26348243
Gay. Did you not see my anime picture?
Who /kissedagirl/ here ?
>>26348136
I have
I like it better than sex honestly because I don't have as many insecurities or performance pressure
Me. First time when I was 10, second time when I was 16. I turn 19 this year
That fucking Katy Perry song is now stuck in my head again thanks a lot senpai.
why don't you download tinder and set your age as 17 /r9k/?
You get matched with girls under 17 only.
Benefits
+Less likely to be a roastie
+More likely to be interested in you (it's a proven fact teenage girls fall in love with even average looking guys that are at least 3 years older than them)
+Won't have kids
+Won't fully comprehend how you're a fucking social failure
Negatives:
None
do it
Negatives:
Statutory rape
>>26348114
Negatives:
BEING A FUCKING PEDOPHILE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>26348129
>>26348202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
How can it be illegal if you're just talking?
What does "conditioning" mean? Does it mean classical conditioning and how would it apply to humans? I've tried googling it but I haven't really got any answers and I know some of you guys are smart so yeah.
http://www.jlevitt.dircon.co.uk/iq.htm
General IQ thread I guess, for the millionth time this week.
101 iq here, what does your pic mean?
Probably conditioning in the sense of following the status quo from authority, latest trends and whatnot
I think its referring to classical conditioning
Think about it like this, normalfags all tend to behave the same, right? That's because their behaviour is easily influenced by others, they tend to follow the majority
They are easily conditioned into following certain behaviours.
Just like a lot of people here.
Remember to always be critical of everything. Never be a slave.
What's your story /r9k/?
I used to be popular as hell as a kid. I had tons of friends, hung out with the cool kids, "dated" girls. Then in high school I got diagnosed with a skin disorder which makes your skin red and blotchy especially around the nose. It also makes it tight and painful at times. It made me look and feel like shit. It utterly wrecked all confidence I had and I still have absolutely none to this day. I became a shut in who hates going outside.
>be me on the bus in 6th grade
>some kid sits next to me and says "you used to be cool. what happened?"
>>26348042
You are a faild normie
what skin disorder? i have psoriasis on my scalp and perioral/sebhorreic dermatitis on my nose
these are all pretty readily treatable
/cgl/ here.
I'm a girl and want to cosplay Pepe, so I figured it'd be best to ask for tips on /r9k. :)
>>26347935
>implying cgl would ever come here
>>26347935
Green paint
red lipstick
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1OyI1USKS_o
Here ya go, senpai.
How can I tell when a fat guy has an attractive face and a strong jawline and chin under all the lard?
>>26347907
who is the guy in that first picture
>>26347942
They're all moot
>>26347942
They are all moot the founder of this site but in different points in time
