>accidentally killed my mom
Now who will cook your tendies?
>>26344140
The hospice
at least give us a greentext or else we asume this is bait
remember that anon who accidentally his cousins baby
ayy
Is there anything particularly lewd about a 33 year old man getting with an 18 year old girl?
No. Daddy shit is popular these days.
No. Anyone who tells you different is a post-wall sloot outside of the 18-25 window of fuckability and is butthurt about no longer being the most desired chick at the bar.
Or they're a beta male and thinks that women can't be held responsible for their actions and need to be saved
>>26344120
It's pretty rapey desu. 18 year olds basically have the mental capacity of children, but then again I guess the average poster here does too.
Be honest white Bois
If you had a qt white gf, wouldn't you want to see her suck and fuck a BBC in front of you?
I wouldnt want to see that if i had any race of gf tbqh familia
>>26344074
Last night my gf told me she's swallowed before and I felt pretty cucky
Kinda want to die
Sounds like a good friday night to me.
*YAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNN*
Oh hello there wagecucks, how's work treating you? Im doing great, just woke up from my Dream Land and am now contemplating on what new skills i should learn today. And when i say learn i mean absorb from wagecucks like yourselves that took years to master.
Anyway gotta fly, Hope you enjoy the rest of the week. Who know's maybe King Dedede might even give you a raise.
Another day another D-bill.
>>26343773
Hello there neet, how's it like knowing you're a sack of shit loser with no money or friends
I see your MS Paint skills are up to snuff. I like that Kirby pic more than smug frog
>>26343773
KIRBY CHAN!!
I love the Kirby series, it's my favorite
>tfw watching all these movies where people have best friends or a close group of friends
>realize I've never had a close friend all my life
Who else?
You like primate anon?
>>26343790
Yeah, mostly sad ones and ones that behave kinda like humans.
>>26343757
I feel ya. I'm only in high school and honestly, people having a close group of friends seems like a movie meme. I don't know anyone here who have more than shallow friendships with the exception of people who have known each other since kindergarten.
What's the worst advice you've ever received from a normie?
>if you want girls to like you go to the gym
Going on two years of consistently lifting, the most it's gotten me is a compliment from an elderly cashier.
>>26343739
if you were less of a moms spaghetti social reject, you'd be off better
>>26343739
getting a nice body is just one part of it - now grow out your hair long and a beard.
i did it in reverse, and now i am lifting again.
>>26343890
>it's a normie assume things about you thread
Nah, socially I'm fine I'm just too short for my social skills to matter
>>26343901
Can't grow a beard, black so I'd rather keep my hair short
What are some of the things you like about yourself?
>Taller than most
>IQ is above 140
>I have a few people who like me
I have good reflexes
>>26343728
>IQ is genius level
>self-aware, probably think more critically and abstract than the people around me
>taller than most (5'11 though lel)
>girls love me
50% of this probs isnt true hah
>>26343728
Iq tests are non sense. Spiritual intelligence cannot be neasures
Did anyone else /uglyduckling/ after high school?
I literally had 0 girlfriends, kissing, hand holding or anything until some point in college. No girls paid attention to me. I was pretty much /r9k/ personified.
Then one day I gave more of a shit of how I looked. I stopped wearing loosely fitting clothing. I stopped having my hair look like a mess. I began to initiate conversations more.
Within a few months I met my ex girlfriend and also had to keep turning down multiple girls. German cutie asked me out for coffee. Hatian Cutie kept asking me out to the...
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Post a picture of your face or fuck off. This thread is meaningless if we don't know what you look like.
>>26343723
People always tell me shit like this but honestly I've had a couple of long term relationshits and I'm just not that interested anymore.
Yeah, I was the ugly duckling in high schoolI'm still the ugly duckling
Is anyone else here afraid (probably more thanbyou should) of subliminal messaging and other possible methods of manipulation?
I don't watch TV so i don't give a fuck :^)
>>26343745
this, haven't even seen an ad in years
>>26343721
I'm worried that whenever I open my mouth during a negative thought about someone or something that it flow into my body and make me more like the people who I was judging negatively be rewriting the structure of my brain. I've long since tried to convince myself this isn't true but the thought of it happening keeps coming back to me so eventually I just started going along with it by keeping my mouth closed and then gasping for breath thirty seconds later. Sometimes I might accidently open my mouth...
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Anyone here failed uni courses or dropped out? How did you handle it? What are you doing now?
>Am going to fail an exam in a couple of days and am considering dropping out
I almost failed one class. But I talked to the professor so he would raise me my grade.
>>26343711
Failed out of uni ~5 years ago. Still take a few classes at community college, grades are much better now but I still don't know if it's worth finishing the degree.
It's really not worth dropping out unless you have a decent plan. At least you're in school and you have some potential there. If you drop out you lose that.
>>26343756
Just go part time you fucking retard holy shit
>woke up at 15:40 pm
>punch the wall because my migraine is back
>stumble to my desk and slam some cold coffee from yesterday
>check my job applications, all of them declined
>lie in bed staring at the ceiling for an hour, fantasizing about blowing my brains out on the wall
>look out my window and realize I haven't gone outside my house for almost 4 months
>mom...
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>>26343693
How do you fail highschool twice? 60% of niggers can do it, why can't you?
>>26343740
I'm legitimately stupid as fuck and I was depressed the entire time.
>>26343693
People are full of shit. That's how normal people get by. They tell themselves lies and Bullshit and create a delusion of an ideal life. I don't want what other people want. I just want a modest living with enough food to eat and clean water to drink. I don't want all the frivelous Bullshit the consumerist society has been brainwashed with desiring. I don't want to work, I just want to live. Every job I've ever had felt like it was sucking my soul from me. People lie to themselves to avoid the truth.
It's carnival season here in Brazil
I'm gonna make out with a bunch of random chicks tonight.
What about you guys? Any plans for tonight?
>brazil
enjoy getting mugged huehuehuehuehue
It is carnival season here in germany so I will be drunk from 8 in the morning and walk through the streets.
>>26343681
Not living among extreme poverty and drug cartels
>talk to qt who seems interested
>says she doesn't have any social media
>WOW, that's unusual! Me neither!
>a cute girl with no fb or shit
>hm, maybe she's actually an interesting person
>do some idle minded searching an weeks later
>she's had a fb for years
Why are women pathological liars?
>>26343653
You idiot, she was interested with you! She was just saying that to have something in common/bond with you.
>>26343653
>talk to qt guy who seems interested
>says he isn't just looking for sex but something serious
>mfw i'll finally get a qt bf
>after weeks of dating with only making out petting etc. finally have sex with him
>he dumps me immediately after sex and blocks me on everything
Why are men pathological liars?
>>26344139
You mean Chad? Because you reward him with sex for any type of behavior so he does whatever he wants
whats the point of a woman looking for a chad? most chances they gonna have nice looking babies but won't contribute to society any further because chads are mostly dumb people that rely on networking to get high paying jobs anyways.
how many more years of evolution we need before the attractiveness shifts into intelligence?
Better looking people are already more likely to be attractive.
>>26343650
attractiveness is a sign of good health of physical strength.
since facial features don't have anything to do with this why does it even matter in the first place
>>26343650
Post of the year right there.
Discuss mental illness here. Dog-pilling normie invaders need not post here.
>>26343523
I think that i have schizophrenia. I did an online test and it said that i had schizophrenia.
I skipped school abit because of this. The test said that i might have periods where i could go crazy xD dindt want that to happen in school haha xD
>>26343523
Originally diagnosed with major depression but then after being consulted and diagnosed with bipolar III.
>>26343555
Why so salty, anon?