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>you will never be a chad kissing random japanese chicks just by using a shitty portable translator.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B6ngM0LHxuU
Implying this isn't staged.
>2017
>still thinks those videos are real
>>25561563
this makes me mad and horny at the same time.
its confusing
Where my Arab brobots at?
>tfw Arab in Europe
>tfw me and my white gf get stared at by insecure whitebois
Race-bait thread #1,582,125
sage
>>25561560
If this is a picture of your gf and you just met her in Cologne, I'm pretty sure that she doesn't feel the same about you than you feel about her.
Anyway, I'm sceptical that germany ever will be able to integrate so many syrians, because there is just too much who come together. Hell, even Merkel gets scared now.
Back to Syria, Ali.
>tfw israeli
>people still think i'm an arab
i wanna fuck girls man
same desu senpaianime girls
>>25561541
just bee yourself anon:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
desu baka robot filter ravioli tavioli netfilix and chili
so deeply philosphical
Good morning, wagecuck. I know it's been a hard week with you being too used to the holidays and such. But, you are over halfway there!
Another day, another dollar.
>>25561459
Jokes on you, I got signed off with depression today
(The job caused my depression)
>>25561475
Welcome to something greater.
>>25561459
Thisis the life of a wagie, counting the days until their temporary and fleeting freedom, just to repeat the cycle again and again, for the next 30 years.
>tfw you will never do anything with a girl
i like her shoes, very green.
i held a girl's hand and french kissed my cousin
>>25561429
About to have lunch with Oneitis. Does that count?
Do you think it's healthy to have an almost religious obsession with a certain mass murderer?
he would have wated you to follow his example
I think hes a good example of why race mixing is bad.
>>25561400
Depends. How obsessed are you?
Why are you cucks defending this investment. Its just another gimmick you faggots
waifus soon
>>25561350
great argument famalam
![029362be79826b2ae6710811752a8c91[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8A08IpH.jpg "029362be79826b2ae6710811752a8c91[1]")
>>25561371
Good taste m80
I understand that there are a lot of female robots on /r9k/ who want nothing more than a boyfriend.
But are these femanons willing to lose some weight to attract men?
>Instant Oats
>Lose weight
They could take a shower first, that would already improve things.
>>25561332
As if manbabies are willing to change ANY feature of themselves in order to attract women.
At least fembots are nice people (except for Mystery).
Are there any Australian NEETs on disability living by themselves?
I don't see how this is possible comfortably unless you're getting a supplement from family or living rent free.
>>25561333
I already live in housing commission currently. Which isn't rent free, but it's something.
>>25561343
Eh? On your own?
How much are you paying?
Friend killed himself
>See all these posts from people from our high school year that made his life hell growing up saying how sad it is. How fucking two faced are goddamn normies? They are the reason he is dead. Shit he left a note stating the reason he did it was because of constant female rejection, they are even calling him entitled.
>>25561271
>le never taking responsibility for your own actions meme
Robots are pathetic.
>>25561282
Fuck off you sick fuck, there was nothing wrong with him he lacked confidence and was bullied a lot and that scarred him for the rest of his life.
>>25561271
Exactly, right. Most of my high-shool classmates are and would be the same.
Though I remember this girl who had a guy kill himself because of her (I transferred there a year later and never knew him) She was always so careful with others, almost tenderly. Oh I remember, so well, because I too fell in mad suicidal love with her. Only the though of what she had already been through ket me alive.
>Just had 6 police officer almost kick my door down, and they had the wrong address.
>Well, my 11 month streak without a panic attack just ended
Funny but this painfully fake.
You would've been arrested before they realized they had the wrong address.
Fuckin pigs. Sue them, brother.
oh u are such a fgt, stinkerman
Where do I find long-term internet friends who are robots with compatible personalities to mine?
>/soc/ Skype threads are full of naive normies
>Skype threads aren't allowed here
What do?
(Pic is just an attention grabber because I know these kinds of normal threads die within minutes.)
What is your personality?
Do you want to be my friend?
you're a babe, op.
you're not supposed to meet anyone from r9k, that's the whole point. it's kind of twisted.
>>25561166
>What is your personality?
Explain the question please
How to subtly kill beta-orbiters?
Tell them how you feel about them
women have been doing it since the conception of mankind.
Bumping because want to know to
im begging you, how do i lose this fat without getting any skinnier.
id rather be skinny, or fat. but being a mix of the two is a fucking nightmare
>>25561055
eat less and hop on the treadmill tubs
>>25561055
EAT LESS
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>>25561055
Workout like a normal person? :^)
being a manlet isn't a meme, but the numbers frequently cited for being a manlet (and thus unable to get a gf) are a meme.
if you're over 5'6" you're pretty much OK. even guys shorter than that get girlfriends. yes, some women prefer really tall guys and it will be easier to get those women if you are really tall, but pretending that all women are like this is just a cruel meme designed to upset people on the internet. it's not actually borne out by reality.
if you left your house and looked around at other people in the real world you would realize this is the case.
>>25561001
>Braddo Pittu and I are the same height
feels nice tbqh :`)
>>25561001
its good to note this image isnt correct either
all the pictures are not in the same perspective, despite what it tries to convey
the problem is that everyone EXPECTS a 6ft man due to social conditioning
>>25561001
>ironfaggot
5'8 being generous
>tom cruise
accurate but give or take 1/2 inch
also
>believing google celebrity heights
literally every fucker is like 2 inches shorter IRL
