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Who else here /insomniac/? Haven't slept for 3 days now and before that I didn't sleep for 4 days I think.
>been staying up still 2:30 at night
>try to take sleep pill at 11 but i get sucked into the internet and stay up until 3
>>25557635
ethan is reddit incarnate. please go
>>25557635
sleep deprivation -> higher coristol levels > big stomach
you are thoroughly disgusting.
can someone explain how the FUCK do you go from THIS???.....
to this? i thought men were supposed to age like wine
This guys lives on fast food and energy drinks, imagine how he'll look in 10 years from now. How many years difference are the two pics?
>>25557426
He has the most British face ever for an American.
How does this original photo and content make you feel, /r9k/?
>>25557421
Not bad, it's pretty funny. Taking Twitter seriously will only bring you suffering.
>>25557421
I like it. They're loyal to their boyfriends. Refreshing to see.
>>25557421
"Why do I still have a sliver of hope left?" That's mostly it.
That's it, it's over. I'm cheering right now.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/621486/New-Nostradamus-Prophet-claims-WWIII-start-JUNE-six-months-after-Europe-closes-borders
>>25557189
I hope it's true this time, but it never is.
>tfw you will never see total war in your lifetime
>>25557189
>>25557230
>tfw in the process of enlisting in the army as an 11B infantry meathead RIGHT NOW
Oh boy oh boy if I die in a shitty way I wont have to find a job after!
>>25557189
I'll take my chances
What does it feel like to have your penis in a vagina?
like the texture, moisture and heat of the inside of your cheek
>>25557112
the only times i had penetration sex i was drunk and under the influence of benzos. felt pretty good i guess. not that special. cumming on a girl's face is more satisfying though.
>>25557137
The inside of your cheeks is made of the same shit that makes up the vaginal walls, though I never fact checked that. Anyhow, the inside of cheeks is still pretty damn similar, only the pressure is off.
![f2b26fb466033d937ca9376ee95775ebf33398c5_m_thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ahdQGia.jpg "f2b26fb466033d937ca9376ee95775ebf33398c5 m thumb[1]")
Who else /basically beyond the point of suicide now and just staying around to see if it gets any better/?I know it won't. I really don't want to put my family through that shit either.
>>25557095
so to you "beyond" means "not there yet"?
or are you a spooky ghost
or what
I'm staying to see the world collapse in the coming resource wars brought on by global warming and mass immigration.
>>25557133
Nah man I've decided ages ago that I'm going to kill myself and I've fully accepted that I definitely won't be around this time next year. I'm going to give seeing a therapist and getting fit a chance. If that doesn't fix me, then fuck it, what's the difference.
How the hell are we meant to compete with this?
compete for what? most robots are gay, trans, or go for fat/ugly chicks.
>>25557037
People who have actually worked hard to get to where they are?
We aren't.
Brb going to spend the day playing video games and watching anime while complaining about women on 4chan
>>25557054
Compete for the guy in the OP, what else?
I over slept for work
Not gonna bother going, just gonna stop going
Strange thing is that I slept for over 12 hours. It was more like 14-15 hours.
That kind of worries me.
>Not gonna bother going
Way to make a bad situation worse.
>>25556591
This, you're going to get 20 lashes with a wet noodle next time you go, wagey.
>>25556671
>>25556591
I'm going to get fired, why go.
Besides it was supposed to be seasonal and I hated the job anyways.
No call no show is a good way to get fired.
Why don't robots hook each other up with each other's sisters?
I have a brother
Any robots wanna give their sister's contact info :3
>>25556360
Sisters are whores, too.
Robots they're becoming more evil. They've now popularized being complete cunts and are taking it to a new level. How does picrelated make you feel
>>25556112
>How does picrelated make you feel
Happy to be a MGTOW.
Women been wastin niggas time for years! i remain unbothered lmao
>>25556112
They're driving a wedge between the sexes. There will never be equality at this rate.
>"Ok, anon I followed you out here, now what was the surprise you wanted to show me?!"
>>25556097
Yeah, here's a train.
SPLAAAAAAAAAT
>>25556163
>thinking she wouldn't see the fucking train coming at her from a mile away
>browsing clothes on Amazon
>read reviews of something I might want
>there's always that review by a wife who bought it for her husband
Is this what married life is like, having your wife clothing shop for you? This is why I'll never get married.
sounds good to me. mummy won't be around forever.
What kind of faggot uses amazon to go clothes shopping?
I mean that site has everything. You could be looking at some sick ass gun scopes or chewing tabacco and your looking at some fucking skinny jeans you homo ass bitch.
>>25556001
I shop at j crew. Much better quality. Amazon sucks for clothes desu unless you're getting socks.
Guys my androgynous younger step brother just offered to trap for me and suck my dick. Would I be gay to go through with this?
>>25555945
What's his age?
>>25555956
17, legal here
>>25555945
yes, and i highly doubt he just randomly offered to suck your dick so you're already a faggot.
How the FUCK do I talk to girls?
She initiated the conversation then just fucking ignored me
What the FUCK is wrong with women?
Maybe because you texted back at 9:12 PM and she texted you at 2:04 AM, maybe drunk or something. Also, you waited forty mins to replay.
Not a good way to get a gf.
That's a robot, robot
>>25556026
is 40 minutes too long or two short?
Chad told me to always wait before responding so you seem busy and fun
I masturbate to tranny porn but am not gay fAm
>tfw went to the shops with my mother today
>She was looking at shoes
>Saw this cutie again working there I've seen like 3 times now.
>The last time she was with us and talking to us about a watch i bought
>tfw I'm about 6/10, tall, and decently fit.
>She asked me how i liked my watch and stuff
>I said "Yeah it was pretty good"
>And then we were quiet, she didn't ask anything
How does chad get the courage to talk up women?
you should've either made some fluff remark about your watch and see how she responded or just ask her how work is
c'mon son
>>25555905
Do you think she was expecting me to say something? I always had my ipod with me and only had one of those things in my ear. I really wanted to ask her stuff but I'm still shy around women at 21 years old.
I'm kicking my self, 3 times i wanted to talk to her but i failed.
bumping my own thread, i want some advice on how to approach her next time.
