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A mysterious stranger approaches you and offers you a cell phone. He explains that the cell phone can only do one thing: you can make one call to your past self--at any point in your past--and give them one piece of advice.
What do?
I call myself three minutes ago and tell me to ignore a stranger if he talks to me on the next couple of minutes.
Steal his TARDIS
>>25549132
>Call me circa 3 months ago
>ditch your phone, keep driving, don't go back
ITT: Overrated YouTubers
>pic related
>relies on shock/crude humor and appeals to "LOL SO RANDOM XDDD" teenagers
>covers himself in random shit so he can farm that dank youtube cash
>hates his fanbase but continues to make videos because, you know, money
>has broken several laws and harasses people in public because "LOL SO RANDOM XDD"
>over one million subs
>>25548762
You can't hate papa franku more than he hates himself
>thinks it's about "lolsorandumb" videos
You really cannot appreciate Frank's mastery, senpai.
>>25548762
You hate him because you're too pussy to do what he does. If you had the courage, you'd do even more disgusting things than him.
I couldn't get to properly cry in too much time, and seems to be nearly time to finish myself after so much time wasted.
It's becoming really painful.
Thus I ask you to suggest literally ANYTHING which could/should make me cry.
I'd suggest for whomever wants to seriously try this to link his Steam account, and he MAY get some gift.
I DARE YOU.
P.S: Yeah, already posted, but I had to since for some reason I accidentaly cut the part in which I was asking suggestion, while editing my message.
I cried at the NNB ep with sea monkeys or w/e
If you're willing to put a few hours' effort into it, I'd suggest playing Katawa Shoujo. Specifically, Lilly's route.
go to bed renge
Well, can we get enough players this time? Fucking hope so
Join starting at 5 if you want the rules explained just say ok gooo
cyan, ottowa.
>>25548446
Ok, and you have to make a trip m8
Also name?
Dindus, brown, detroit
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Who /transphobic/ here?
>>25548241
I just hate faggots.
>>25548241
Not transphobic i just hate delusional people.
>>25548241
Not transphobic but they make me really fucking paranoid. I strongly believe that in ~10 years many new ones will be passable. Then they'll go out and pretend to be cis girls and fuck hetero guys without telling them. Transsexuals are fucking demons.
How do we make normalfags leave, /r9k/?
We tried, and we lost.
it's normalfag central now. Just move on like everyone else did.
I'd tell you where we went, but then the normalfags would just follow us there hoping for dank memes.
with bullets
We can't. We are weird and fucked up so we are capable of real comedy, which naturally attracts normies, who are not.
As long as normie socialising is like
>I KNOW, right?? I love the latest big movie
>Me TOO!! I love movie!!
>Hahahaa we're so crazyyyyyyyyyyy XDDD let me get a selfie
normies will always have to come here and leach off of our humor and depth.
What kind of undies do you wear, robots?
I wore briefs when I was in elementary school, moved to boxers in middle school (cause I had to get changed for gym) and stuck with boxers until a couple of years ago. I tried out briefs again and the snugness was hot at first but eventually it just because actually hot and my balls sweat all the time.
I just bought my first pair of boxer briefs and they seem pretty good. How about you?
Boxer briefs or I wear my Ranger panties.
Most of the time I wear briefs but I'll wear trunks if I'm wearing sweatpants
>>25547670
Inb4 panties or thong bait
When did you realize you have a bad personality?
When my oneitis called me a "pathetic asshole", after I left her hanging.
When I posted my true feelings and thoughts anonymously and people pointed out what a faggot I was
Well, like never...
>"What do you mean you don't have much to offer? You have so much to offer Anon! And anyway it's not as if I have much to offer anyway. But as long as we're both willing to share what little we think we've got then I think things will be ok."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg] [Embed]
>"Hey Anon I'm just reading in bed. Hey, how was work? Oh you look so tired! I know, I wish it was still Christmas too. Are you hungry? Not really? Do you want to lie here with me for a little bit? I can turn off the lights if you have a headache."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7h3bd2YSWs]
>mfw I am going down so fast that I actually started to like those posts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP PLEASE STOP THESE THREADS FUCKING KILL ME
A qt manic pixie dream girl gf who finds my awkwardness "cute" falling in love with me and saving me from my crippling depression is literally my only goal in life
I dont even care about sex I just want to be loved
Write a letter to her that she wont see /r9k/
This entire thing is fucking ridiculous, stop backing out of shit whenever I try to talk to you about something serious
Dear J,
I regret how i acted in our relationship everyday. I wish I would of treated you better, maybe then we would still be together. However i made the decision to break up with you because your parents forced my hand. I did it because i love you and needed you to have a good relationship with your parents before me. But now you're with him and you seem happier than i could ever make you. I love you and that will never change.
-A
I think that you pegging me would ruin our relationship
There is nothing worse than a girl with borderline personality disorder, beware!
My sister has it; it's pretty fucking brutal.
And paradoxically there is nothing better than a girl with borderline personality disorder.
>>25539028
Don't like how she's acting now? Wait five minutes for her next mood swing
But seriously fuck those crazy bitches. Not only will they abuse you, but they refuse to ever step out of their victim role.
>watching video
>something happens
>realize I haven't coughed like a loud retard on camera in about 20 seconds
>pause video
>cough directly into the face of my israeli wife
>adjust hilariously oversized beanie
>unpause video
>post to youtube
614,000 subscribers
>>25534186
Israeli waifu, eh?
I really don't get why people find this guy and Filthy Frank funny.
The same goes for people who preferred Game Grumps when Jontron was part of the show. I find Danny a lot more relatable, likable and interesting as a person than Jon, Arin, Ross, and Barry.
>>25534250
Likeable and relatable vs. High-energy and hysterics
Danny is a person, Jontron is a character.
will we ever do another meetup /r9k/ ?
>>25553135
>blue board
that was /fit/ I think, nice meme tho
well fuck me that really is an r9k meet up..
>>25553187
that does not look like /fit/
Well /r9k/ Pepe or wojak?
>>25553107
>tfw girl
>tfw Pepe
>tfw no Wojak bf
why live?
>>25553147
Hey i'm Wojak, wanna date?
>>25553107
literally all of them
this man is more than u
>mfw dsp
I checked his channel recently and his vids are getting at most 20,000 views now.
Lots just have a couple of hundred though.
I'd feel bad but then I remember it's DSP.
>>25552958
>tfe dsp has a gf and you dont
Just fuck me up, senpai
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